{"id":2514,"date":"2015-08-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-08-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2514"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20150828","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/08\/28\/excel-twitter-20150828\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150828"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your dad calls you with Excel questions, be sure to tell him about pivot tables. Eventually he will become an Excel ninja, and could save co-workers from working on the weekend.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"If turning everything into a Pivot Table makes me a dork then I don't want to be cool http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/twitter20150828b.png\" alt=\"If turning everything into a Pivot Table makes me a dork then I don't want to be cool http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets<\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>A buggy pivot table is a useless pivot table. #microsoft problems.<\/li>\n<li>Boss -how do I find and delete dupes in Excel Me- *tells him* Boss- never mind that&#8217;s too much work.<\/li>\n<li>Just burned my eyeballs off squinting at my monitors trying to fix this vba code in excel<\/li>\n<li>Dear class of 2019, major in whatever you want. But specialize in sales, excel or code. Sincerely, an old guy.<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re an old person when you cannot remember how to make a pie chart in Excel #mondaymorningletdown<\/li>\n<li>I used the word &#8220;parameters&#8221; one time when talking about an Excel spreadsheet &#8211; now my boss says it ALL THE TIME.<\/li>\n<li>How much hit did economy take when MS changed default Pivot-table layout to something weird &amp; you had to manually change it back every time<\/li>\n<li>I love math and Excel. I know that&#8217;s weird; I get that. But I love them anyway.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re deep into another round of Boss vs Excel this morning. It&#8217;s all very tense. There has been swearing.<\/li>\n<li>If turning everything into a Pivot Table makes me a dork then I don&#8217;t want to be cool<\/li>\n<li>I love that my dad randomly calls me during the day to ask excel questions. #fatherdaughterbondingtime<\/li>\n<li>today I am building a piece of code to do something I really think excel should be able to do<\/li>\n<li>I sometimes feel like my real job title should be Professional Excel Chart Creator and Formatter. #analytics #stoneage<\/li>\n<li>How long do you think it&#8217;d take me to become an Excel jedi? I&#8217;d love to sit playing around on Excel all day as a job<\/li>\n<li>Today I learned about Pivot Tables in Excel and saved a co-worker from working on the weekend. #100DaysOfLearning<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like a day of &#8220;learning&#8221; Excel VBA to make you feel stupid #HeadHurts<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel: &#8220;The query returned more data than will fit on a worksheet.&#8221; What have I done.<\/li>\n<li>If you&#8217;ve crammed 40MB of numbers into an Excel worksheet you might be doing it wrong.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jlawl\/status\/636231544324124674\">jlawl<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kattttycarron\/status\/634482860532060161\">kattttycarron<\/a>, lawmoneyparty, kennykamada, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KateTheRoyal\/status\/633280891620585472\">KateTheRoyal<\/a>, NeighbourlyBear, soncharm, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miasamk\/status\/636268418296094720\">miasamk<\/a>, SixteenthCavern, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KellyRae291\/status\/634806322047897600\">KellyRae291<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TammyYIP\/status\/636203654119342080\">TammyYIP<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sofaf\/status\/635628688034299904\">sofaf<\/a>, DaleKube, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SadlerAlex\/status\/635888645107503104\">SadlerAlex<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jwadec\/status\/631917049854361600\">jwadec<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/niallmccfanfic\/status\/635846875770408960\">niallmccfanfic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iwhlr\/status\/636312756040241153\">iwhlr<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sooshie\/status\/636289333016854532\">sooshie<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"If turning everything into a Pivot Table makes me a dork then I don't want to be cool http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/twitter20150828a.png\" alt=\"If turning everything into a Pivot Table makes me a dork then I don't want to be cool http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"402\" height=\"402\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your dad calls you with Excel questions, be sure to tell him about pivot tables. 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