{"id":252,"date":"2010-01-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-01-29T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/29\/excel-twitters-20100129\/"},"modified":"2010-01-29T00:01:00","modified_gmt":"2010-01-29T05:01:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/29\/excel-twitters-20100129\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100129"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Friday, so please remember to take a bit of time away from Excel over the weekend. You\u2019ll feel better by Monday!<\/p>\n<h3>Soothing Tunes <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>making death metal covers of simon &amp; garfunkel songs in my head&#8230; as i work away in excel (my favorite!) <\/li>\n<li>Beatles entering charts again. More Excel than iTunes&#8230; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/82FTpc\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/82FTpc<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Dudes plz, a midi keyboard and Fruityloops does not mean you have a studio.. &amp; a PC w\/ Word &amp; Excel isnt an office. Or did I miss a memo ? <\/li>\n<li>Listening to Diana Krall. Swearing at Excel. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>It&#8217;s Friday <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Nerd romance: when your Friday night consists of making a joint budget and laughing at the extremely dorky Excel spreadsheet options. Love! <\/li>\n<li>Great way to spend Friday night six hours of work lost in the office due to excel incompatability issue. I cried. Home now &amp; will redo tomoz <\/li>\n<li>I forgot how good I am at excel. And my job. I kick ass. America rules. I love radio. FRIDAY NIGHT. Boxing makes my body hurt. PIZZA?! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Extra Geeky <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I enter geek mode in T minus two minutes. Jeopardy plus book lists &amp; excel sheets. =) <\/li>\n<li>unsubstantiated assertion : excel-fu is inversely proportional to how technical you are. <\/li>\n<li>How geeky is it that I&#8217;m working on my own R.P.G. system using an Excel spreadsheet? I&#8217;m gonna say &quot;virginally&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>Prolly the nerdiest thing ive ever done, but Ive gotten status updates to work from Excel. Looks like I&#8217;m working hard but \ud83d\ude09 #fb <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Are You Sure? <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>computer asks me: &#8216;you are about to open Excel for the first time. are you sure you want to open this application?&#8217; and i think: <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_________________ <\/p>\n<p>P.S. For help with Excel, see Contextures <a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>_________________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It\u2019s Friday, so please remember to take a bit of time away from Excel over the weekend. You\u2019ll feel better by Monday! Soothing Tunes making death metal covers of simon &amp; garfunkel songs in my head&#8230; as i work away in excel (my favorite!) Beatles entering charts again. More Excel than iTunes&#8230; http:\/\/bit.ly\/82FTpc Dudes plz, &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/01\/29\/excel-twitters-20100129\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100129&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-252","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=252"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/252\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=252"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=252"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=252"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}