{"id":2523,"date":"2015-09-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-11T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2523"},"modified":"2015-12-05T11:12:33","modified_gmt":"2015-12-05T16:12:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20150911","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/09\/11\/excel-twitter-20150911\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150911"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which task is more complicated \u2013 building an Excel chart, or making coffee for your boss? If that question is too complicated, or sounds like &#8220;excel-anese&#8221;, please ask your assistant to answer it.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Excel: Love it, or hate it. But you need it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20150911b.png\" alt=\"Excel: Love it, or hate it. But you need it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I didn&#8217;t realize my major required me to already have a PhD in Excel #FML<\/li>\n<li>Love it when people that have never used Excel ask me for help at work. Blew a lady&#8217;s mind today by freezing a pane.<\/li>\n<li>Work is so crazy that when the Excel dialogue box opened up to refresh my pivot table, I just clicked &#8220;Help&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Best thing I ever did for myself is hire an assistant that actually knows how to work excel.<\/li>\n<li>Living my version of hell. An excel workbook my boss made in comic sans. He is going to get it back in wing dings so he understands.<\/li>\n<li>Figuring out formulas in Excel is why I drink. Well, that and the jerky people in my neighborhood. Oh, and because I love vodka.<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. It&#8217;s like post it notes on steroids. I can easily read. I can move things around and into different columns easily.<\/li>\n<li>My boss would give me a 1 page detail of how to make her coffee but a 3 words note to make this excel chart<\/li>\n<li>After unknowingly destroying numerous tabs in my #Excel Workbook, I found out what \u201cGrouped Tabs\u201d are. #fml<\/li>\n<li>i love excel \u2026. Once you know how to speak excel-anese it makes more sense !!<\/li>\n<li>self taught pivot table using a slicer kinda satisfaction #Excel #GeekMode #ProudMoment<\/li>\n<li>that moment when you haven&#8217;t used Microsoft Excel in a 100 years and your boss asks u to make a spreadsheet with formulas &gt;_&lt;<\/li>\n<li>i love my new job. except when i have to use excel. i feel like using excel is the opposite of being an artist.<\/li>\n<li>After doing vlookup after vlookup, creating pivot table after pivot table, and number crunching for 11 hours, I think I need a beer&#8230;or 200<\/li>\n<li>I may have tried to deny it in the past. but I think it&#8217;s time I come clean. I love spreadsheets and Excel. #SecretShameRevealed<\/li>\n<li>I wonder how long I can hide my love for excel from my roommates<\/li>\n<li>Gave my husband a very difficult Excel problem to solve for me and now neither of us will go to bed ever #cantgiveup<\/li>\n<li>Excel: Love it, or hate it. But you need it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I didn&#8217;t realize my major required me to already have a PhD in Excel <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Veronica Salazar (@ronirae77) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ronirae77\/status\/638921546988281856\">September 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nLove it when people that have never used Excel ask me for help at work. Blew a lady&#8217;s mind today by freezing a pane.<br \/>\n\u2014 V (@vitoNATION) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vitoNATION\/status\/639236965016186880\">September 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Work is so crazy that when the Excel dialogue box opened up to refresh my pivot table, I just clicked &#8220;Help&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adam Hutchinson (@adamiswriting) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adamiswriting\/status\/638517354117267456\">September 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nBest thing I ever did for myself is hire an assistant that actually knows how to work excel.<br \/>\n\u2014 Holly S GoLightly (@_Love_Holly_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Love_Holly_\/status\/638716222411030528\">September 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Living my version of hell. An excel workbook my boss made in comic sans. He is going to get it back in wing dings so he understands.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ailene McAuliffe (@A_McAuliffe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/A_McAuliffe\/status\/638736638978428929\">September 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UffdaJen\">@UffdaJen<\/a> Desi + Excel = ??<br \/>\n\u2014 desi (@desilove) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/desilove\/status\/639435206798110724\">September 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love Excel. It&#8217;s like post it notes on steroids. I can easily read. I can move things around and into different columns easily.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eileen Roth (@EileenRoth) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EileenRoth\/status\/638768925245837314\">September 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMy boss would give me a 1 page detail of how to make her coffee but a 3 words note to make this excel chart<br \/>\n\u2014 Pa? (@xoxPam_elaa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xoxPam_elaa\/status\/637006560259088385\">August 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">After unknowingly destroying numerous tabs in my <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a> Workbook, I found out what \u201cGrouped Tabs\u201d are. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash\">#fml<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Be Kind (@leftoflivinrite) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/leftoflivinrite\/status\/638815824023719936\">September 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Priest\">@Priest<\/a> i love excel \u2026. Once you know how to speak excel-anese it makes more sense !!<br \/>\n\u2014 daccxx (@daccxx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/daccxx\/status\/639190881338130432\">September 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">self taught pivot table using a slicer kinda satisfaction ???? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GeekMode?src=hash\">#GeekMode<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ProudMoment?src=hash\">#ProudMoment<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 T.A.S.H (@NShankz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NShankz\/status\/639828050859962368\">September 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nthat moment when you haven&#8217;t used Microsoft Excel in a 100 years and your boss asks u to make a spreadsheet with formulas &gt;_&lt;<br \/>\n\u2014 Supabadd (@Chloe_SuperBadd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Chloe_SuperBadd\/status\/638419886385971200\">August 31, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i love my new job. except when i have to use excel. i feel like using excel is the opposite of being an artist.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 LVIX (@americanluiz) September 2, 2015<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nAfter doing vlookup after vlookup, creating pivot table after pivot table, and number crunching for 11 hours, I think I need a beer&#8230;or 200<br \/>\n\u2014 Francesco Roveto (@Roveto17) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Roveto17\/status\/639219638019223553\">September 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I may have tried to deny it in the past. but I think it&#8217;s time I come clean. I love spreadsheets and Excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SecretShameRevealed?src=hash\">#SecretShameRevealed<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rick Gebhardt (@rmgebhardt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rmgebhardt\/status\/637333318107852801\">August 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI wonder how long I can hide my love for excel from my roommates<br \/>\n\u2014 Kellianne (@sunshineruns) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sunshineruns\/status\/636678975872339968\">August 26, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Gave my husband a very difficult Excel problem to solve for me and now neither of us will go to bed ever <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/cantgiveup?src=hash\">#cantgiveup<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Becky H (@BecksterKU) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BecksterKU\/status\/636730037560066048\">August 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nExcel: Love it, or hate it. But you need it<br \/>\n\u2014 Angela Saavedra (@SaavAngela) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SaavAngela\/status\/639488086800359424\">September 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Excel - love it or hate it, but you need it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20150911a1.png\" alt=\"Excel - love it or hate it, but you need it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"402\" height=\"402\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week&#8217;s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ronirae77\/status\/638921546988281856\">ronirae77<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/vitoNATION\/status\/639236965016186880\">vitoNATION<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adamiswriting\/status\/638517354117267456\">adamiswriting<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Love_Holly_\/status\/638716222411030528\">_Love_Holly_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/A_McAuliffe\/status\/638736638978428929\">A_McAuliffe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/UffdaJen\/status\/639434517602701312\">UffdaJen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EileenRoth\/status\/638768925245837314\">EileenRoth<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xoxPam_elaa\/status\/637006560259088385\">xoxPam_elaa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/leftoflivinrite\/status\/638815824023719936\">leftoflivinrite<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/daccxx\/status\/639190881338130432\">daccxx<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NShankz\/status\/639828050859962368\">NShankz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Chloe_SuperBadd\/status\/638419886385971200\">Chloe_SuperBadd<\/a>, americanluiz, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Roveto17\/status\/639219638019223553\">Roveto17<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rmgebhardt\/status\/637333318107852801\">rmgebhardt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sunshineruns\/status\/636678975872339968\">sunshineruns<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BecksterKU\/status\/636730037560066048\">BecksterKU<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SaavAngela\/status\/639488086800359424\">SaavAngela<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which task is more complicated \u2013 building an Excel chart, or making coffee for your boss? 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