{"id":2533,"date":"2015-09-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-18T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2533"},"modified":"2016-07-27T16:29:21","modified_gmt":"2016-07-27T20:29:21","slug":"excel-twitter-20150918","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/09\/18\/excel-twitter-20150918\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150918"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need a wizard hat to make a pivot table? And should you use Excel if you&#8217;re not going to make a pie chart? My co-worker wants to know, but I don&#8217;t want to share my secrets!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I sorted it out with VLOOKUP, the solution to every Excel problem http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20150918b.png\" alt=\"I sorted it out with VLOOKUP, the solution to every Excel problem http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"398\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s ok to call an Excel Pivot Table a beauty, right? #worktweet<\/li>\n<li>you should turn it into a pie chart. Why use Excel if you&#8217;re not going to make a pie chart?<\/li>\n<li>teaching excel would also be great. I hate being the only one who can work a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>SHE DOESN&#8217;T EVEN KNOW HOW TO MAKE PIVOT TABLES IN EXCEL AND SHE THINKS SHE CAN GOOGLE HOW TO CODE? YEAH OK<\/li>\n<li>Excel is acting stupid #fml I have too much work to do for it to be acting up<\/li>\n<li>Wasted 90 mins attempting should-be-straight-forward formatting of chart axis labels in excel. Subscript 2 in CO2 remains out of reach.<\/li>\n<li>I put on my wizard hat, grab my wand, and do some Excel Wizardry! Deploy pivot tables! Use vlookups! Initiate RegExp!<\/li>\n<li>Coworker wants to know how we make the excel chart look nice and fancy but I do that. I&#8217;m not telling u my sekritz!!!<\/li>\n<li>That feel when you spent hours on an excel problem and then when you figure it out it turns out you were a dumbass the whole time&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Just made my first Gantt Chart using Excel. I feel more official already.<\/li>\n<li>A day that starts with a journalist asking to be taught pivot tables and excel formula is a good day.<\/li>\n<li>#227447 is the color code for my Twitter theme. Title bar color of Excel 2016 is #227447. Coincidence, or some type of planetary alignment?<\/li>\n<li>Wasted an hour setting up an excel chart to help me keep track of progress. Haven&#8217;t actually made any progress on anything yet.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m using 3 calculators, a scrap sheet of paper, and excel for ONE statistics problem! &#8220;Intro&#8221; as if<\/li>\n<li>Thanks for nothing, wizards. But I sorted it out with VLOOKUP, the solution to every Excel problem.<\/li>\n<li>Seriously humbled by an Excel spreadsheet. Last time I felt this stupid I was eating paint at primary school<\/li>\n<li>This budget will have a large pivot table. I hate budgets, but the pivot tables appeal to me.<\/li>\n<li>I think I enjoy crafting Excel reports just a little too much. It might be a problem.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeffphowe\">@jeffphowe<\/a> you should turn it into a pie chart. Why use Excel if you&#8217;re not going to make a pie chart?<br \/>\n\u2014 Michael Hurley (@michaelFhurley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michaelFhurley\/status\/642383061871644672\">September 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Power__Brunette\">@Power__Brunette<\/a> teaching excel would also be great. I hate being the only one who can work a pivot table.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Barbie (@AmericasBarbie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmericasBarbie\/status\/644146006452490240\">September 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Excel is acting stupid <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash\">#fml<\/a> I have too much work to do for it to be acting up<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 K-Heem (@karleenicole14) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/karleenicole14\/status\/640321207284334592\">September 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWasted 90 mins attempting should-be-straight-forward formatting of chart axis labels in excel. Subscript 2 in CO2 remains out of reach.<br \/>\n \u2014 John Butler (@the_woodlouse) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/the_woodlouse\/status\/640933943685062656\">September 7, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I put on my wizard hat, grab my wand, and do some Excel Wizardry! Deploy pivot tables! Use vlookups! Initiate RegExp!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Ramsey (@Moketronics) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Moketronics\/status\/643492021672505344\">September 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nCoworker wants to know how we make the excel chart look nice and fancy but I do that. I&#8217;m not telling u my sekritz!!!<br \/>\n \u2014 chicken mcnaegis (@slayerizedcarol) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slayerizedcarol\/status\/644202871584485376\">September 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>That feel when you spent hours on an excel problem and then when you figure it out it turns out you were a dumbass the whole time&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blue Min Onion (@blue_mels) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/blue_mels\/status\/642074948165459968\">September 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nJust made my first Gantt Chart using Excel. I feel more official already.<br \/>\n \u2014 Nick Burnham (@NCBurnham) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NCBurnham\/status\/642411726621700097\">September 11, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>#227447 is the color code for my Twitter theme. Title bar color of Excel 2016 is #227447. Coincidence, or some type of planetary alignment?<br \/>\n\u2014 John Walkenbach (@john_walkenbach) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/john_walkenbach\/status\/642864992337854464\">September 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWasted an hour setting up an excel chart to help me keep track of progress. Haven&#8217;t actually made any progress on anything yet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 charles crapo (@charlescrapo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charlescrapo\/status\/640208522760744960\">September 5, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I&#8217;m using 3 calculators, a scrap sheet of paper, and excel for ONE statistics problem! &#8220;Intro&#8221; as if<br \/>\n\u2014 AeneasofTroy (@AeneasofTroy_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AeneasofTroy_\/status\/641674835144212481\">September 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\nThanks for nothing, wizards. But I sorted it out with VLOOKUP, the solution to every Excel problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anders (@imboande) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imboande\/status\/641462646349279233\">September 9, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Seriously humbled by an Excel spreadsheet. Last time I felt this stupid I was eating paint at primary school<br \/>\n\u2014 James Griffiths (@JGriff95) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JGriff95\/status\/642309422274977792\">September 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nThis budget will have a large pivot table. I hate budgets, but the pivot tables appeal to me.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Doctor Filth (@iN3RT_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iN3RT_\/status\/644206439108603904\">September 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I think I enjoy crafting Excel reports just a little too much. It might be a problem.<br \/>\n\u2014 Matt Singley (@mattsingley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattsingley\/status\/641295898593611777\">September 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I sorted it out with VLOOKUP, the solution to every Excel problem http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20150918a.png\" alt=\"I sorted it out with VLOOKUP, the solution to every Excel problem http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michaelFhurley\/status\/642383061871644672\">michaelFhurley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AmericasBarbie\/status\/644146006452490240\">AmericasBarbie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/karleenicole14\/status\/640321207284334592\">karleenicole14<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/the_woodlouse\/status\/640933943685062656\">the_woodlouse<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Moketronics\/status\/643492021672505344\">Moketronics<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/slayerizedcarol\/status\/644202871584485376\">slayerizedcarol<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/blue_mels\/status\/642074948165459968\">blue_mels<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NCBurnham\/status\/642411726621700097\">NCBurnham<\/a>,\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/john_walkenbach\/status\/642864992337854464\">john_walkenbach<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/charlescrapo\/status\/640208522760744960\">charlescrapo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AeneasofTroy_\/status\/641674835144212481\">AeneasofTroy_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imboande\/status\/641462646349279233\">imboande<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JGriff95\/status\/642309422274977792\">JGriff95<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iN3RT_\/status\/644206439108603904\">iN3RT_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattsingley\/status\/641295898593611777\">mattsingley<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you need a wizard hat to make a pivot table? 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