{"id":2539,"date":"2015-09-25T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-09-25T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2539"},"modified":"2016-09-02T09:06:58","modified_gmt":"2016-09-02T13:06:58","slug":"excel-twitter-20150925","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/09\/25\/excel-twitter-20150925\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20150925"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your workbook crashes, and Bill Gates won&#8217;t send you money to compensate your loss, how will you reignite your love for Excel? Remember, the struggle is real.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You can only work as fast as your Excel does http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20150925b.png\" alt=\"You can only work as fast as your Excel does http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Making a chart was SO EASY in Excel 5. It&#8217;s gotten ever more difficult since.<\/li>\n<li>Why would you delete all my hard work Excel? Why??????<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Aquarium teaches asthmatic otter to use inhaler.&#8221; Yet I still can&#8217;t edit an Excel spreadsheet, OR smash raw clams on a rock for food. #FML<\/li>\n<li>I love it when I figure out an excel formula successfully like omg it&#8217;s almost as if I&#8217;ve landed on the moon.<\/li>\n<li>i showed my old boss how to format Excel spreadsheet cells and add drop down lists and she thought I was basically Nikola Tesla<\/li>\n<li>Love people who shrink an excel sheet to fit it in a screenshot and then send me the picture, instead of sending the original xls file<\/li>\n<li>I knew I wasn\u2019t weird for my heart rate increasing over a nicely framed pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>Not sure why I decided that 12:30 in the morning was a good time to work with Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Just found a feature that has reignited my love with Excel.<\/li>\n<li>I love spending time on the important things, like forty minutes trying to find the &#8220;align text&#8221; option on Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Love it when @Microsoft Excel tells you it can&#8217;t do something and then asks if that information was &#8216;helpful&#8217;. #notreally<\/li>\n<li>Feeling stupid wasting a ton of time in Excel, then having an &#8216;aha!&#8217; moment which justifies it all. Well, most of it.<\/li>\n<li>You don&#8217;t know pain until you work on excel models<\/li>\n<li>To All Excel Sheet Creators Everywhere &#8211; 8pt font is never an acceptable font size for primary content. Love, Peter<\/li>\n<li>Ok @BillGates it took me 30 mins to recover my work after excel crash. That&#8217;s \u00a359 for my time today thanks. Pls contact me for bank details<\/li>\n<li>You can only work as fast as your Excel does&#8230; #MSExcel<\/li>\n<li>I think only smart or patient people can work with Excel. The struggle is real\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Excel: Print entire workbook? Me: Yes, I mean, No! Well crap<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Making a chart was SO EASY in Excel 5. It&#8217;s gotten ever more difficult since.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dave Caolo (@davidcaolo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/davidcaolo\/status\/646147150527639552\">September 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWhy would you delete all my hard work Excel? Why??????<br \/>\n \u2014 Amy Lam (@tofuawesomeness) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tofuawesomeness\/status\/644659048990666752\">September 17, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Aquarium teaches asthmatic otter to use inhaler.&#8221; Yet I still can&#8217;t edit an Excel spreadsheet, OR smash raw clams on a rock for food. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kevin J Lynn (@KevinJLynn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KevinJLynn\/status\/644665071121989633\">September 18, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI love it when I figure out an excel formula successfully like omg it&#8217;s almost as if I&#8217;ve landed on the moon.<br \/>\n \u2014 The Bhookie (@BhookieMonster) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BhookieMonster\/status\/646349034408402944\">September 22, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Love people who shrink an excel sheet to fit it in a screenshot and then send me the picture, instead of sending the original xls file<br \/>\n\u2014 Tiago Ameller (@tiagoameller) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tiagoameller\/status\/646206996484648960\">September 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI knew I wasn\u2019t weird for my heart rate increasing over a nicely framed pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/vbwebinars?src=hash\">#vbwebinars<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/runxoTlDyA\">https:\/\/t.co\/runxoTlDyA<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jonathan Cifuentes (@JonCifuentes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonCifuentes\/status\/644591040360542209\">September 17, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Not sure why I decided that 12:30 in the morning was a good time to work with Excel.<br \/>\n\u2014 Lacey (@craftylace) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/craftylace\/status\/644350848940802049\">September 17, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nJust found a feature that has reignited my love with Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eileen Doherty Souza (@eisparklz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eisparklz\/status\/644588838027984897\">September 17, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I love spending time on the important things, like forty minutes trying to find the &#8220;align text&#8221; option on Excel.<br \/>\n\u2014 Jackie (@Jackie_abf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jackie_abf\/status\/644761776551129093\">September 18, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nLove it when <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Microsoft\">@Microsoft<\/a> Excel tells you it can&#8217;t do something and then asks if that information was &#8216;helpful&#8217;. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/notreally?src=hash\">#notreally<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Connie Specht (@conniespecht) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/conniespecht\/status\/644876117086760961\">September 18, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Feeling stupid wasting a ton of time in Excel, then having an &#8216;aha!&#8217; moment which justifies it all. Well, most of it.<br \/>\n\u2014 Petar (@rollingsneezes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rollingsneezes\/status\/646228746790305792\">September 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nYou can only work as fast as your Excel does&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/MSExcel?src=hash\">#MSExcel<\/a><br \/>\n \u2014 Shubham Agarwal (@defytherace) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/defytherace\/status\/644679768063918080\">September 18, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I think only smart or patient people can work with Excel. The struggle is real&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mercedez (@MercedezVonC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MercedezVonC\/status\/644509681961070592\">September 17, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nExcel: Print entire workbook? Me: Yes, I mean, No! Well crap<br \/>\n \u2014 HippienPearls (@hippienpearls) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hippienpearls\/status\/646751158061694977\">September 23, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"You can only work as fast as your Excel does http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20150925a.png\" alt=\"You can only work as fast as your Excel does http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/davidcaolo\/status\/646147150527639552\">davidcaolo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tofuawesomeness\/status\/644659048990666752\">tofuawesomeness<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KevinJLynn\/status\/644665071121989633\">KevinJLynn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BhookieMonster\/status\/646349034408402944\">BhookieMonster<\/a>,\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tiagoameller\/status\/646206996484648960\">tiagoameller<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JonCifuentes\/status\/644591040360542209\">JonCifuentes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/craftylace\/status\/644350848940802049\">craftylace<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/eisparklz\/status\/644588838027984897\">eisparklz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jackie_abf\/status\/644761776551129093\">Jackie_abf<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/conniespecht\/status\/644876117086760961\">conniespecht<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rollingsneezes\/status\/646228746790305792\">rollingsneezes<\/a>, x,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/defytherace\/status\/644679768063918080\">defytherace<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MercedezVonC\/status\/644509681961070592\">MercedezVonC<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hippienpearls\/status\/646751158061694977\">hippienpearls<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your workbook crashes, and Bill Gates won&#8217;t send you money to compensate your loss, how will you reignite your love for Excel? 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