{"id":254,"date":"2010-02-01T00:04:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-01T05:04:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/01\/excel-twitters-20100201\/"},"modified":"2010-02-01T00:04:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-01T05:04:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100201","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/01\/excel-twitters-20100201\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100201"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Bill Gates hasn\u2019t solved the world\u2019s problems yet, and his pie charts and memos aren\u2019t helping. And while we\u2019re dropping names, Tufte was mentioned in the Excel-related tweets too.<\/p>\n<p>And I don\u2019t believe that you\u2019ll fail to lose weight if you use Excel \u2013 that\u2019s why I created the <a title=\"Excel Weight Loss Tracker\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2010\/01\/04\/excel-weight-loss-tracker\/\">Excel Weight Loss Tracker<\/a> !<\/p>\n<h3>A Numbers Game <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>The Excel spreadsheet I opened in Apple&#8217;s Numbers is kicking its ass. Slow updates, beach ball, Force Quit. Microsoft wins this battle. <\/li>\n<li>Have you tried the apple version of Excel, Numbers! It makes pie charts delicious. And they have recipe templates! <\/li>\n<li>I just tried to open an Excel spreadsheet with over 400,000 rows in it. I think the core is going to melt right out of my Macbook. <\/li>\n<li>Well there is Excel for Mac as well, but Numbers is for when you care about beauty in your spreadsheet. \ud83d\ude1b <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Word of the Day <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been looking for Excel &quot;Data validation&quot; button in Word for around 1 minutes. Am I stupid or what?? <\/li>\n<li>I hate excel with a burning passion. why can&#8217;t I just use word? I&#8217;m SO not tech savvy&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>PowerPoint and Excel were on Tufte&#8217;s hit list today. But surprisingly Word was suggested for creating a presentation. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Weighty Subject <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>If you&#8217;re using an excel spreadsheet to lose weight, I&#8217;m pretty certain you&#8217;ll fail <\/li>\n<li>I just made an Excel spreadsheet documenting my weight loss. With a chart. #geek <\/li>\n<li>Def just made an Excel spreadsheet to track my goal to lose 25 lbs&#8230;that&#8217;s how you know you&#8217;re a nerd. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Dear Bill <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>yeah! maybe we should notify @BillGates about our excel hate. <\/li>\n<li>15 years after Bill Gates&#8217; Internet Tidal Wave Memo, I can&#8217;t export a usable html table from Excel. Yeesh <\/li>\n<li>I know that vaccines are working because I have a pie chart&#8230;, @BillGates on @ToTN. So Powerpoint &amp; Excel are saving lives? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>__________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently Bill Gates hasn\u2019t solved the world\u2019s problems yet, and his pie charts and memos aren\u2019t helping. And while we\u2019re dropping names, Tufte was mentioned in the Excel-related tweets too. And I don\u2019t believe that you\u2019ll fail to lose weight if you use Excel \u2013 that\u2019s why I created the Excel Weight Loss Tracker ! &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/01\/excel-twitters-20100201\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100201&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=254"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/254\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=254"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=254"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=254"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}