{"id":2544,"date":"2015-10-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-02T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2544"},"modified":"2015-09-30T16:05:32","modified_gmt":"2015-09-30T20:05:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20151002","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/10\/02\/excel-twitter-20151002\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151002"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel formulas won&#8217;t work, you might lose your mind, and start daydreaming that people think your Excel jokes are funny. When that happens, try a pivot table.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"But did you try a pivot table? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20151002b.png\" alt=\"But did you try a pivot table? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"391\" height=\"196\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re losing your mind when you whisper &#8220;please just work&#8221; while refreshing an excel document<\/li>\n<li>Excel hurting my brain at this moment #fml<\/li>\n<li>Why, oh why, would the default #Excel bar chart axis sort be the exact OPPOSITE of the row sort?<\/li>\n<li>VLOOKUP, pivot table, random number generator\u2026 It&#8217;s been a good day for this little analyst. \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>[daydream] HIM: &#8220;I&#8217;m in love with you.&#8221; ME: &#8220;Is it because of my Excel jokes?&#8221; HIM: &#8220;Yes they&#8217;re Excellent.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Only 2 days left at this job. They&#8217;ll be spent training my boss how to do my job. Task one: Crash course in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>my boss gave me a novel problem to solve in excel. this is the highlight of my week<\/li>\n<li>The only thing I&#8217;m interested in with Microsoft Office 2016 is the new Excel chart types<\/li>\n<li>Everyone reverts straight to &#8220;Classic Pivot Table view&#8221; right? If it&#8217;s classic then why not stick with it? #NerdChat<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel more than any person I&#8217;ve ever known.<\/li>\n<li>Yes, Excel, you&#8217;re winning, but you haven&#8217;t won yet. 4.75 hours on a simple chart and counting. #shoudhavejustretyped<\/li>\n<li>Third day at work and someone made me scan in an excel training manual from 1997<\/li>\n<li>Did a boatload of heavy Excel work this afternoon, and me now words hard.<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t sing but I wonder if I can fake sing. A bit like at work people look over and I&#8217;m using Excel, when I&#8217;m actually counting in<br \/>\nmy head<\/li>\n<li>I do a ton of work in Excel, for my sins (really \u2013 I must have sinned pretty badly in a former life) and a mouse is indispensable.<\/li>\n<li>My professor: (very thick russian accent) &#8220;you are young you are beautiful, you should know how to work excel.&#8221; Umm k<\/li>\n<li>I get really cranky when my excel formulas won&#8217;t work.<\/li>\n<li>But did you try a pivot table?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you&#8217;re losing your mind when you whisper &#8220;please just work&#8221; while refreshing an excel document<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 KristaPilla (@KristaKPilla) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KristaKPilla\/status\/649300735268667392\">September 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nExcel hurting my brain at this moment <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash\">#fml<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 -Susan C. (@susancx3) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/susancx3\/status\/648548652865163264\">September 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Why, oh why, would the default <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a> bar chart axis sort be the exact OPPOSITE of the row sort? <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/cQi16ikkOY\">pic.twitter.com\/cQi16ikkOY<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Nelson (@JohnNelsonIDV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnNelsonIDV\/status\/649216914779189249\">September 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nVLOOKUP, pivot table, random number generator\u2026 It&#8217;s been a good day for this little analyst. \ud83d\ude42<br \/>\n\u2014 Heather Ham \u0646 (@hithahspam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hithahspam\/status\/649283080570605568\">September 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">[daydream] HIM: &#8220;I&#8217;m in love with you.&#8221; ME: &#8220;Is it because of my Excel jokes?&#8221; HIM: &#8220;Yes they&#8217;re Excellent.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hurricane Zara (@HurricaneZara) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HurricaneZara\/status\/648904024020910081\">September 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nOnly 2 days left at this job. They&#8217;ll be spent training my boss how to do my job. Task one: Crash course in Excel.<br \/>\n\u2014 chad kennedy (@nvchad2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nvchad2\/status\/647393786339938304\">September 25, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my boss gave me a novel problem to solve in excel. this is the highlight of my week<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Contrarian Barbarian (@basquiatball) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/basquiatball\/status\/647170792522780672\">September 24, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nThe only thing I&#8217;m interested in with Microsoft Office 2016 is the new Excel chart types<br \/>\n\u2014 \u039d\u03b9\u03ba\u03cc73 (@StanDevia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StanDevia\/status\/646836190876831744\">September 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Everyone reverts straight to &#8220;Classic Pivot Table view&#8221; right? If it&#8217;s classic then why not stick with it? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NerdChat?src=hash\">#NerdChat<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Neil Halton (@NeilHalton) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeilHalton\/status\/648910934778474496\">September 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI love Excel more than any person I&#8217;ve ever known.<br \/>\n\u2014 Frindle Babbin (@Frindle_Babbin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Frindle_Babbin\/status\/646802517502898176\">September 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Yes, Excel, you&#8217;re winning, but you haven&#8217;t won yet. 4.75 hours on a simple chart and counting. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/shoudhavejustretyped?src=hash\">#shoudhavejustretyped<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jody Feldman (@jodyfeldman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jodyfeldman\/status\/648918055133839361\">September 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nThird day at work and someone made me scan in an excel training manual from 1997<br \/>\n\u2014 Alyssa (@alyssaasky) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alyssaasky\/status\/649102894906523648\">September 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Did a boatload of heavy Excel work this afternoon, and me now words hard.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Wallevand (@LegalProductMgr) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LegalProductMgr\/status\/648977965309558784\">September 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI can&#8217;t sing but I wonder if I can fake sing. A bit like at work people look over and I&#8217;m using Excel, when I&#8217;m actually counting in my head<br \/>\n\u2014 Dave Parker (@DavChrlz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DavChrlz\/status\/648237788706566144\">September 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/twmp\">@twmp<\/a> I do a ton of work in Excel, for my sins (really \u2013 I must have sinned pretty badly in a former life) and a mouse is indispensable.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Giles P. Croft (@gpcroft) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gpcroft\/status\/648184973623709697\">September 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMy professor: (very thick russian accent) &#8220;you are young you are beautiful, you should know how to work excel.&#8221; Umm k<br \/>\n\u2014 Megan Beebe (@meggbeebe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meggbeebe\/status\/646740147522945024\">September 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I get really cranky when my excel formulas won&#8217;t work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \u1d1b\u026a\u03d9 (@automatiqhigh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/automatiqhigh\/status\/649252222665035778\">September 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aepton\">@aepton<\/a> But did you try a pivot table?<br \/>\n\u2014 Alex Bordens (@alexbordens) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexbordens\/status\/648591225919025153\">September 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"But did you try a pivot table? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/twitter20151002a.png\" alt=\"But did you try a pivot table? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"407\" height=\"407\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KristaKPilla\/status\/649300735268667392\">KristaKPilla<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/susancx3\/status\/648548652865163264\">susancx3<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnNelsonIDV\/status\/649216914779189249\">JohnNelsonIDV<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hithahspam\/status\/649283080570605568\">hithahspam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HurricaneZara\/status\/648904024020910081\">HurricaneZara<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nvchad2\/status\/647393786339938304\">nvchad2<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/basquiatball\/status\/647170792522780672\">basquiatball<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/StanDevia\/status\/646836190876831744\">StanDevia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NeilHalton\/status\/648910934778474496\">NeilHalton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Frindle_Babbin\/status\/646802517502898176\">Frindle_Babbin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jodyfeldman\/status\/648918055133839361\">jodyfeldman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alyssaasky\/status\/649102894906523648\">alyssaasky<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LegalProductMgr\/status\/648977965309558784\">LegalProductMgr<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DavChrlz\/status\/648237788706566144\">DavChrlz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gpcroft\/status\/648184973623709697\">gpcroft<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meggbeebe\/status\/646740147522945024\">meggbeebe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/automatiqhigh\/status\/649252222665035778\">automatiqhigh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexbordens\/status\/648591225919025153\">alexbordens<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your Excel formulas won&#8217;t work, you might lose your mind, and start daydreaming that people think your Excel jokes are funny. 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