{"id":2550,"date":"2015-10-09T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-09T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2550"},"modified":"2015-10-08T11:56:31","modified_gmt":"2015-10-08T15:56:31","slug":"excel-twitter-20151009","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/10\/09\/excel-twitter-20151009\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151009"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t lie about your Excel skills, or you&#8217;ll have to spend your lunch hour solving problems. You could even end up listening to sad country songs, and being paid in beef jerky.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"If all else fails, pivot (table) http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151009b.png\" alt=\"If all else fails, pivot (table) http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"362\" height=\"181\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Right now I love excel &#8211; it has just simplified an annoying task. Tomorrow we will return to mutual disdain.<\/li>\n<li>if all else fails, pivot (table)<\/li>\n<li>When you code your first macro in Excel in a haze of cold medicine and it works the first time you run it #nerdalert<\/li>\n<li>Stop putting &#8220;proficient with excel&#8221; on your resume if you can&#8217;t even do a pie chart #ragetweetthursdays<\/li>\n<li>If you dont know Excel, dont lie and say you do. They force u to do a Hlookup from a pivot table after a sumifs Vlookup<\/li>\n<li>my boss asked me to make him an excel sheet but I misheard him as &#8220;egg salad&#8221; and I was so offense bc like,,, 1. not ur mom 2. eggs :\/\/\/<\/li>\n<li>Note to self: Stop listening to sad country songs. You&#8217;ve got excel files to update, no time for tears. Xoxo + Tough Love, S.<\/li>\n<li>1 thing I miss about soccer is goal celebrations. I can&#8217;t turn in an Excel Model, run screaming into my boss&#8217; office, &amp; rip off my shirt<\/li>\n<li>What could be more fun than teaching yourself how to code and program Excel at 1 am #biostats<\/li>\n<li>Boss found out I work with Excel well and it wasn&#8217;t just talk and now everything gotta be in a spreadsheet smh<\/li>\n<li>Can I hug whoever invented Excel&#8217;s MID function? I&#8217;m serious. I love you.<\/li>\n<li>Spent lunch trying to solve an #excel problem with #VBA when really I just needed to copy\/paste a pivot table and use VLOOKUP #datascience?<\/li>\n<li>Today is all updating spreadsheets and being annoyed at pivot tables. #excel #worklife #blah<\/li>\n<li>Taught the maintenance techs how to use Excel pivot tables today&#8230;they paid me in beef jerky<\/li>\n<li>when IT says there&#8217;s no fixing my excel problem n that i won&#8217;t be able to get my work back but then i google my problem n fix it myself<\/li>\n<li>If excel crashes one more time without saving my work I&#8217;m dropping out of school @Microsoft what&#8217;s good<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes Excel makes me feel like a stupid meaningless pleeb. Today however, I AM VICTORIOUS!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Right now I love excel &#8211; it has just simplified an annoying task. Tomorrow we will return to mutual disdain.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mike (@DigitallyMike) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DigitallyMike\/status\/651034609904435200\">October 5, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dwfrank\">@dwfrank<\/a> if all else fails, pivot (table).<br \/>\n\u2014 Parker Thompson (@pt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pt\/status\/651271851184820224\">October 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you code your first macro in Excel in a haze of cold medicine and it works the first time you run it <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerdalert?src=hash\">#nerdalert<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ahna (@ahna) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ahna\/status\/651655173270466561\">October 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nStop putting &#8220;proficient with excel&#8221; on your resume if you can&#8217;t even do a pie chart <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ragetweetthursdays?src=hash\">#ragetweetthursdays<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Andrew De Santo (@ADTrey5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ADTrey5\/status\/649583307437535232\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you dont know Excel, dont lie and say you do. They force u to do a Hlookup from a pivot table after a sumifs Vlookup<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael, MBA (@PrezLife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrezLife\/status\/651754125613486080\">October 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nmy boss asked me to make him an excel sheet but I misheard him as &#8220;egg salad&#8221; and I was so offense bc like,,, 1. not ur mom 2. eggs :\/\/\/<br \/>\n\u2014 ohmygirl_closer.mp3 (@trickorchen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trickorchen\/status\/649607214244732928\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Note to self: Stop listening to sad country songs. You&#8217;ve got excel files to update, no time for tears. Xoxo + Tough Love, S.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah E. Younger (@seyitsme) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seyitsme\/status\/649653573920362496\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n1 thing I miss about soccer is goal celebrations. I can&#8217;t turn in an Excel Model, run screaming into my boss&#8217; office, &amp; rip off my shirt<br \/>\n\u2014 spencer harlan (@spencerharlan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spencerharlan\/status\/649403228535152640\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">What could be more fun than teaching yourself how to code and program Excel at 1 am <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/biostats?src=hash\">#biostats<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam (@Samshooo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Samshooo\/status\/649492988331081728\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nBoss found out I work with Excel well and it wasn&#8217;t just talk and now everything gotta be in a spreadsheet smh<br \/>\n\u2014 tauntee 7.0 (@GeezLouise_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GeezLouise_\/status\/649601181531115520\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Can I hug whoever invented Excel&#8217;s MID function? I&#8217;m serious. I love you.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrea C. (@pannekoeken) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pannekoeken\/status\/651031755491835905\">October 5, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nSpent lunch trying to solve an <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> problem with <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/VBA?src=hash\">#VBA<\/a> when really I just needed to copy\/paste a pivot table and use VLOOKUP <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/datascience?src=hash\">#datascience<\/a>?<br \/>\n\u2014 Em Bhoo (@EmBhoo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EmBhoo\/status\/649336202177454080\">September 30, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today is all updating spreadsheets and being annoyed at pivot tables. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/worklife?src=hash\">#worklife<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/blah?src=hash\">#blah<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cate (@sphinxie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sphinxie\/status\/651468892158750720\">October 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nTaught the maintenance techs how to use Excel pivot tables today&#8230;they paid me in beef jerky<br \/>\n\u2014 Cody Gador (@GadorCody) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GadorCody\/status\/651433500554493956\">October 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">when IT says there&#8217;s no fixing my excel problem n that i won&#8217;t be able to get my work back but then i google my problem n fix it myself<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kayla Curran (@kkaypur) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kkaypur\/status\/649700957803139072\">October 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIf excel crashes one more time without saving my work I&#8217;m dropping out of school <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Microsoft\">@Microsoft<\/a> what&#8217;s good<br \/>\n\u2014 Andrea Cataruzolo (@angecataruzolo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/angecataruzolo\/status\/651420269467279360\">October 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Sometimes Excel makes me feel like a stupid meaningless pleeb. Today however, I AM VICTORIOUS! <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/u9Qfqh4sKk\">pic.twitter.com\/u9Qfqh4sKk<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tony Rey (@tonyrey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tonyrey\/status\/651895169462042624\">October 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"If all else fails, pivot (table) http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151009a.png\" alt=\"If all else fails, pivot (table) http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"362\" height=\"363\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DigitallyMike\/status\/651034609904435200\">DigitallyMike<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pt\/status\/651271851184820224\">pt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ahna\/status\/651655173270466561\">ahna<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ADTrey5\/status\/649583307437535232\">ADTrey5<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrezLife\/status\/651754125613486080\">PrezLife<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/moistpoodlechen\/status\/649607214244732928\">moistpoodlechen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/seyitsme\/status\/649653573920362496\">seyitsme<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spencerharlan\/status\/649403228535152640\">spencerharlan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Samshooo\/status\/649492988331081728\">Samshooo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GeezLouise_\/status\/649601181531115520\">GeezLouise_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pannekoeken\/status\/651031755491835905\">pannekoeken<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EmBhoo\/status\/649336202177454080\">EmBhoo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sphinxie\/status\/651468892158750720\">sphinxie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GadorCody\/status\/651433500554493956\">GadorCody<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kkaypur\/status\/649700957803139072\">kkaypur<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/angecataruzolo\/status\/651420269467279360\">angecataruzolo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tonyrey\/status\/651895169462042624\">tonyrey<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t lie about your Excel skills, or you&#8217;ll have to spend your lunch hour solving problems. 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