{"id":2556,"date":"2015-10-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-16T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2556"},"modified":"2015-10-15T15:14:17","modified_gmt":"2015-10-15T19:14:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20151016","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/10\/16\/excel-twitter-20151016\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151016"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While your mom is at the Cubs game, you can make friends on the soccer field, or go to a bar, and build a pie chart.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151016b.png\" alt=\"Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"392\" height=\"196\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I am fully aware of what a super nerd I am, but I seriously love making excel spreadsheets.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone in this photo is a cell in a spreadsheet. Once a week someone presses F9 and the building recalculates. pic.twitter.com\/8UtRFjOINA<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I love Excel&#8221; slipped out of my mouth during an interview, and I had to frantically backtrack after noticing looks of horror in the room<\/li>\n<li>In Excel, I can make a bar graph of my favorite pies, or a pie chart of my favorite bars.<\/li>\n<li>Created the most beautiful, useful pivot table ever this morning and maybe I&#8217;m just done for the day now? Too much productivity.<\/li>\n<li>My mom is on her way to her 2nd Cubs game in 24 hours. But hey, I&#8217;ve made 7 pivot tables in Excel and broke my stapler at work today<\/li>\n<li>In my 29th year, I&#8217;ve found a renewed love for coffee. I&#8217;m golfing more than ever, and I&#8217;ve never been better with Excel. I&#8217;m old Gandalf.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Normals&#8221; write complex code in Excel, share it with other normals, and it becomes a critical application.<\/li>\n<li>Also, I tried to make a pie chart in Excel and ended up almost crying from frustration. Spreadsheets are NOT my thing.<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s with your love for #Excel?? What is wrong with you??<\/li>\n<li>Making so many friends at the soccer field this morning with my Excel Gantt (stacked bar) chart trick.<\/li>\n<li>Gchatting my husband about how much I love the concatenate function in Excel. I live a very exciting life.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;we found a problem with the formula&#8221; Everytime I get this error message in excel, I wonder, who or what is we?<\/li>\n<li>GAH. There HAS to be a way to display more than a single row of worksheet tabs in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? It&#8217;s too much pressure!<\/li>\n<li>*opens excel workbook with materials list* *stares at blank workbook for 10 minutes* *dies quietly inside*<\/li>\n<li>i hate excel for mac with such a passion. you build a sick VBA\/macro-laden workbook, send it to someone with a mac and\u2026\u2026. \u2026.<\/li>\n<li>I was very wrong when I said I would never need to know how to work excel. Very, very wrong<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I am fully aware of what a super nerd I am, but I seriously love making excel spreadsheets.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 krista (@kdoveh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kdoveh\/status\/654300278670233602\">October 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\nEveryone in this photo is a cell in a spreadsheet. Once a week someone presses F9 and the building recalculates. <a href=\"http:\/\/t.co\/8UtRFjOINA\">pic.twitter.com\/8UtRFjOINA<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Benedict Evans (@BenedictEvans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BenedictEvans\/status\/652901243040370688\">October 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;I love Excel&#8221; slipped out of my mouth during an interview, and I had to frantically backtrack after noticing looks of horror in the room<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tricia (@HashtagTricia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HashtagTricia\/status\/654371095504646145\">October 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIn Excel, I can make a bar graph of my favorite pies, or a pie chart of my favorite bars.<br \/>\n\u2014 Marc (@MrMarc101) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrMarc101\/status\/652434384868380672\">October 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Created the most beautiful, useful pivot table ever this morning and maybe I&#8217;m just done for the day now? Too much productivity.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Karen\u26a1\ufe0fStubbs (@kayjstubbs) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kayjstubbs\/status\/652127328059977728\">October 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMy mom is on her way to her 2nd Cubs game in 24 hours. But hey, I&#8217;ve made 7 pivot tables in Excel and broke my stapler at work today<br \/>\n\u2014 Ricky Burke (@RickyB_708) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RickyB_708\/status\/653976839946391552\">October 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">In my 29th year, I&#8217;ve found a renewed love for coffee. I&#8217;m golfing more than ever, and I&#8217;ve never been better with Excel. I&#8217;m old Gandalf.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sean Morrissey (@Sean_Morrissey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sean_Morrissey\/status\/652134282110984192\">October 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/puellavulnerata\">@puellavulnerata<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alicemazzy\">@alicemazzy<\/a> &#8220;Normals&#8221; write complex code in Excel, share it with other normals, and it becomes a critical application.<br \/>\n\u2014 stribik\u24d0 (@stribika) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stribika\/status\/653918316436828160\">October 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Also, I tried to make a pie chart in Excel and ended up almost crying from frustration. Spreadsheets are NOT my thing.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lilith Saintcrow (@lilithsaintcrow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lilithsaintcrow\/status\/653944159347310592\">October 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWhat&#8217;s with your love for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a>?? What is wrong with you??<br \/>\n\u2014 Giacomo Monari (@Arsenico13) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Arsenico13\/status\/653987935939899392\">October 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Making so many friends at the soccer field this morning with my Excel Gantt (stacked bar) chart trick.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ed Murphy (@cq2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cq2\/status\/652870807790620672\">October 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nGchatting my husband about how much I love the concatenate function in Excel. I live a very exciting life.<br \/>\n\u2014 Dr. Francestein, MD (@f_e_chiem) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/f_e_chiem\/status\/654366540079300608\">October 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;we found a problem with the formula&#8221; Everytime I get this error message in excel, I wonder, who or what is we?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 C\u03c5rvyG\u03b9rlMe (@CurvyGirlMe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CurvyGirlMe\/status\/654646125954265088\">October 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nGAH. There HAS to be a way to display more than a single row of worksheet tabs in Excel.<br \/>\n\u2014 Bill (@billsolecki) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/billsolecki\/status\/654383051867209728\">October 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? It&#8217;s too much pressure!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ruka \/ P.E.S.D. (@RukaSariSari) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RukaSariSari\/status\/652229689768026112\">October 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n*opens excel workbook with materials list* *stares at blank workbook for 10 minutes* *dies quietly inside*<br \/>\n\u2014 Eytle, Kaiel Eytle (@Bertitude) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bertitude\/status\/652507727340683264\">October 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i hate excel for mac with such a passion. you build a sick VBA\/macro-laden workbook, send it to someone with a mac and\u2026\u2026. \u2026.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 very aesthetic lad (@Scatterfold) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Scatterfold\/status\/652143193392189440\">October 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI was very wrong when I said I would never need to know how to work excel. Very, very wrong<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bella Battistelli (@bellabatt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bellabatt\/status\/653273491718828032\">October 11, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>___<br \/>\n<script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151016a.png\" alt=\"Why am I the designated Excel guy at work? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"392\" height=\"392\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kdoveh\/status\/654300278670233602\">kdoveh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/benedictevans\/status\/652901243040370688\">BenedictEvans)<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HashtagTricia\/status\/654371095504646145\">HashtagTricia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MrMarc101\/status\/652434384868380672\">MrMarc101<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kayjstubbs\/status\/652127328059977728\">kayjstubbs<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RickyB_708\/status\/653976839946391552\">RickyB_708<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sean_Morrissey\/status\/652134282110984192\">Sean_Morrissey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stribika\/status\/653918316436828160\">stribika<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lilithsaintcrow\/status\/653944159347310592\">lilithsaintcrow<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Arsenico13\/status\/653987935939899392\">Arsenico13<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cq2\/status\/652870807790620672\">cq2<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/f_e_chiem\/status\/654366540079300608\">f_e_chiem<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CurvyGirlMe\/status\/654646125954265088\">CurvyGirlMe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/billsolecki\/status\/654383051867209728\">billsolecki<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RukaSariSari\/status\/652229689768026112\">RukaSariSari<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Bertitude\/status\/652507727340683264\">Bertitude<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Scatterfold\/status\/652143193392189440\">Scatterfold<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bellabatt\/status\/653273491718828032\">bellabatt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While your mom is at the Cubs game, you can make friends on the soccer field, or go to a bar, and build a pie chart.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2555,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2556","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2556"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2558,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2556\/revisions\/2558"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2555"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2556"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2556"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2556"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}