{"id":256,"date":"2010-02-03T15:48:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-03T20:48:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/03\/excel-twitters-20100203\/"},"modified":"2010-02-03T15:48:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-03T20:48:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/03\/excel-twitters-20100203\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100203"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do you agree that sweats, slippers and Excel make you irresistible? And that would make excellent attire for the big football game that\u2019s coming up.<\/p>\n<p>And while I was getting this list of twitters ready, I accidentally discovered that you can\u2019t spell \u2018embarrassing\u2019 without MBA. Well, that made me laugh, but maybe it\u2019s because I don\u2019t have an MBA. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<h3>Food and Drink <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Logging receipts in excel and eatin mac&#8217;n cheese. Do you find me irresistible right now? What if I told you I was wearing sweats &amp; slippers? <\/li>\n<li>After the 15th burger I began to hallucinate, but the McFlurry took the edge off it. Now I have to work on some Excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Celebrating cracking the indesign\/numbers\/excel problem with a glass of islay whisky and some isle of mull cheese. <\/li>\n<li>Clearly I cannot sing, count and enter information into an excel workbook at the same time T.T ~too much caffeine~ <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Lacking the Demons <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Filling out a big excel spreadsheet for work. Lots of clicking. Feels like I&#8217;m playing Diablo II. Just lacking the demons, evil, and fun. <\/li>\n<li>My son uses Word and Excel, mostly for school work. He also uses Excel for some virtual games he plays, based on Survivor. <\/li>\n<li>Leaving Excel Spreadsheet Hell and going home. Puerto Rico in 3 days. Then a very big football game.. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve seen quizzes made with YouTube, I&#8217;ve seen Excel Jeopardy..the resources are there, we just need to use them. #gtchat <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>An MBA? How Embarrassing <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Reading Beinhocker&#8217;s &quot;The Origin of Wealth&quot;\/ It&#8217;s time to redefine the financial model and stop listening to dumb MBAs with excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d show you my spreadsheet, but A) it&#8217;s in Excel 2010, and B) it&#8217;s so nerdy it&#8217;s embarassing. <\/li>\n<li>This excel spreadsheet TOTALLY kicks ass and the powerpoint will be even more kick ass!!!!! (Yes, I am a MBA student.) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Thanks Dad <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Drove thru a storm in irvine, sat down with dad and went thru his junior high yearbook, then taught mom how to use excel. Random night lol <\/li>\n<li>by &#8216;his&#8217; I mean &#8216;dad&#8217; &#8230; 93 in 3 weeks and he&#8217;s compiling an excel document on #burnley&#8217;s season; but he loves his ceefax, not t&#8217;internet <\/li>\n<li>My father just made an excel spreadsheet of my life to tell me how to scientifically plan my future options. fml. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>_____________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do you agree that sweats, slippers and Excel make you irresistible? And that would make excellent attire for the big football game that\u2019s coming up. And while I was getting this list of twitters ready, I accidentally discovered that you can\u2019t spell \u2018embarrassing\u2019 without MBA. Well, that made me laugh, but maybe it\u2019s because I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/03\/excel-twitters-20100203\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100203&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-256","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=256"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/256\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=256"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=256"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=256"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}