{"id":2561,"date":"2015-10-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2561"},"modified":"2015-10-22T10:48:47","modified_gmt":"2015-10-22T14:48:47","slug":"excel-twitter-20151023","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/10\/23\/excel-twitter-20151023\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151023"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is life easier when you know how to use Excel? Or does that just lead to nightmares and tingling geeky senses?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Life would be easier if I knew how to work excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151023b.png\" alt=\"Life would be easier if I knew how to work excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"392\" height=\"196\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You had a problem with an #excel file. So you wrote a #macro. Now you have two problems.<\/li>\n<li>OH : &#8220;Pivot tables are only useful for big data&#8221;. Really? Is this what we talk about at pubs now? Excel???<\/li>\n<li>Dear Boss, can you send me to Excel training.<\/li>\n<li>In school thoughts: When the hell will I ever use a pivot table? Today at work: Pivot table. #adultingishard<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t even feel like I&#8217;ve got any rest from the sleep coz all I dreamt was about working on a stupid excel file the whole night!!!<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s 9:30 at night and i&#8217;m writing possibly my most complex piece of Excel VBA Code ever&#8230;my geeky sense are tingling&#8230; #GeekAtHeart<\/li>\n<li>If I never make another chart in Excel again I will be a very happy woman.<\/li>\n<li>My boss said that you&#8217;re not supposed to add\/change color on an excel spreadsheet if multiple people have to view it. Is that true.<\/li>\n<li>Teaching someone how to pivot table over the phone is no fun at all<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel BUT I HATE IT. Well I hate loving it. And I hate it.<\/li>\n<li>Excel VBA: where you can run the same code twice and it works fine, but the third time it doesn&#8217;t compile.<\/li>\n<li>Man, nothing brightens up my day like being able to make good use of a pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>me: *spends three hours unsuccessfully trying to solve one problem in excel* me: *thinks of 2 easy workarounds overnight* goodbye, 3 hours<\/li>\n<li>People think it&#8217;s funny when I color-code excel sheets&#8230;. IT&#8217;S EASIER TO UNDERSTAND.<\/li>\n<li>Life would be easier if I knew how to work excel<\/li>\n<li>Does anyone actually know how to work all elements of Excel? or is everyone just pretending.<\/li>\n<li>Just heard near me at work: &#8220;What Excel shortcut did you just use? Dude, that was sick!&#8221; Ah, how times have changed.<\/li>\n<li>Working on an excel chart like ooooh how many colors can I add and it still be considered professional??!<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You had a problem with an <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> file. So you wrote a <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/macro?src=hash\">#macro<\/a>. Now you have two problems.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 basarat (@basarat) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/basarat\/status\/656321282007371776\">October 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nOH : &#8220;Pivot tables are only useful for big data&#8221;. Really? Is this what we talk about at pubs now? Excel???<br \/>\n\u2014 Emily Walker (@em_claire) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/em_claire\/status\/657117650636509184\">October 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dear Boss, can you send me to Excel training.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Isabelle Ibrahim (@b3ll3ibrahim) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b3ll3ibrahim\/status\/656330009909465088\">October 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIn school thoughts: When the hell will I ever use a pivot table? Today at work: Pivot table. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/adultingishard?src=hash\">#adultingishard<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Lindsey Smith (@lindseysmith01) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lindseysmith01\/status\/654765131079905280\">October 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don&#8217;t even feel like I&#8217;ve got any rest from the sleep coz all I dreamt was about working on a stupid excel file the whole night!!!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \uc870\uc138\ud540 (@jozphine28) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jozphine28\/status\/656940574256185344\">October 21, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIt&#8217;s 9:30 at night and i&#8217;m writing possibly my most complex piece of Excel VBA Code ever&#8230;my geeky sense are tingling&#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GeekAtHeart?src=hash\">#GeekAtHeart<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Gaz Vogan (@GarethVogan) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GarethVogan\/status\/654754784696664064\">October 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If I never make another chart in Excel again I will be a very happy woman.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Laura Marshall (@thereadhead) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thereadhead\/status\/656950476009807873\">October 21, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMy boss said that you&#8217;re not supposed to add\/change color on an excel spreadsheet if multiple people have to view it. Is that true.<br \/>\n\u2014 ::.tink.:: (@DUH_Im_TINK) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DUH_Im_TINK\/status\/656925192325877760\">October 21, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Teaching someone how to pivot table over the phone is no fun at all<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam Yaxley (@FeedTheYax) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FeedTheYax\/status\/654996211150290944\">October 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/zackkitzmiller\">@zackkitzmiller<\/a> I love Excel BUT I HATE IT. Well I hate loving it. And I hate it.<br \/>\n\u2014 Jesse Terry (@jessedterry) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jessedterry\/status\/654701101451644930\">October 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel VBA: where you can run the same code twice and it works fine, but the third time it doesn&#8217;t compile.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Will Wagnarok (@will_wagner) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/will_wagner\/status\/656187286984388608\">October 19, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMan, nothing brightens up my day like being able to make good use of a pivot table.<br \/>\n\u2014 James (@salamanderjbu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salamanderjbu\/status\/654765865443852289\">October 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">me: *spends three hours unsuccessfully trying to solve one problem in excel* me: *thinks of 2 easy workarounds overnight* goodbye, 3 hours<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 commander spacebabe (@CmdrSpaceBabe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CmdrSpaceBabe\/status\/657180805182001152\">October 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nPeople think it&#8217;s funny when I color-code excel sheets&#8230;. IT&#8217;S EASIER TO UNDERSTAND.<br \/>\n\u2014 ptrtthprk (@peteratthepark) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peteratthepark\/status\/656134631830474753\">October 19, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Life would be easier if I knew how to work excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Morgan Price (@morgnprice) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/morgnprice\/status\/656611242107412485\">October 20, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nDoes anyone actually know how to work all elements of Excel? or is everyone just pretending.<br \/>\n\u2014 Lucy Taylor (@dudeitslucy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dudeitslucy\/status\/656117006597529600\">October 19, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just heard near me at work: &#8220;What Excel shortcut did you just use? Dude, that was sick!&#8221; Ah, how times have changed.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kami Essig (@kkicks20) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kkicks20\/status\/654722096577187840\">October 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWorking on an excel chart like ooooh how many colors can I add and it still be considered professional??!<br \/>\n\u2014 Lesli Thomas (@itzjustlt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itzjustlt\/status\/656830764743573504\">October 21, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Life would be easier if I knew how to work excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151023a.png\" alt=\"Life would be easier if I knew how to work excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"392\" height=\"392\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/basarat\/status\/656321282007371776\">basarat<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/em_claire\/status\/657117650636509184\">em_claire<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b3ll3ibrahim\/status\/656330009909465088\">b3ll3ibrahim<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lindseysmith01\/status\/654765131079905280\">lindseysmith01<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jozphine28\/status\/656940574256185344\">jozphine28<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GarethVogan\/status\/654754784696664064\">GarethVogan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thereadhead\/status\/656950476009807873\">thereadhead<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DUH_Im_TINK\/status\/656925192325877760\">DUH_Im_TINK<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FeedTheYax\/status\/654996211150290944\">FeedTheYax<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jessedterry\/status\/654701101451644930\">jessedterry<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/will_wagner\/status\/656187286984388608\">will_wagner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/salamanderjbu\/status\/654765865443852289\">salamanderjbu<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CmdrSpaceBabe\/status\/657180805182001152\">CmdrSpaceBabe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/peteratthepark\/status\/656134631830474753\">peteratthepark<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/morgnprice\/status\/656611242107412485\">morgnprice<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dudeitslucy\/status\/656117006597529600\">dudeitslucy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kkicks20\/status\/654722096577187840\">kkicks20<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/itzjustlt\/status\/656830764743573504\">itzjustlt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is life easier when you know how to use Excel? 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