{"id":2567,"date":"2015-10-30T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-10-30T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2567"},"modified":"2021-05-17T11:59:04","modified_gmt":"2021-05-17T15:59:04","slug":"excel-twitter-20151030","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/10\/30\/excel-twitter-20151030\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151030"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are all your Excel formulas logical, or would you fail the standardized testing? And if you know more than the instructor, just sit in the back of the class, and read your beer spreadsheet.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"It must be illegal to have an Excel worksheet with more than 20 tabs http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151030b.png\" alt=\"It must be illegal to have an Excel worksheet with more than 20 tabs http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I introduced my boss to a pivot table today and his mind is like BLOWN<\/li>\n<li>My old boss once made me change an Excel formula from C1*B1 to B1*C1 &#8220;because it&#8217;s more logical&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m impressed! I have an Excel spreadsheet of my sneaker collection, but I was never organized enough to chart my grades.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve never had to prove that I can VLOOKUP, IF Statement or Pivot Table in an interview. Luckily, I&#8217;m an excel queen ha.<\/li>\n<li>Overheard in stats today &#8220;they had to do something called a pivot table? Like, what&#8217;s a pivot table&#8221; I hope you fail this test<\/li>\n<li>that moment when you&#8217;d rather just code an excel vb macro than deal with microsoft access \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li>Got caught using a calculator while doing work on Excel = forever be ridiculed by pro colleagues #fml<\/li>\n<li>I love how Microsoft made Excel behave like it&#8217;s running on a tablet when it&#8217;s actually running on my 17&#8243; laptop. That was pure genius.<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re discussing how to write excel formulas &amp; VBA code with one colleague and the rest of your team are discussing their manicures<\/li>\n<li>In an intermediate excel skills class and I seem to know more than the lecturer #FML #wasteoftime<\/li>\n<li>Y&#8217;know that bit in a spy film where the hacker sees code on a screen &amp; instantly understands it? I&#8217;m having the opposite moment with Excel<\/li>\n<li>Ooooh I will be Excel boss by the end of these twitter tutorials.<\/li>\n<li>The moment when your life was made easier by a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>I regret trying to open a 55mb Excel workbook on my work laptop. If given the chance, I would not do that again.<\/li>\n<li>I am gaining more brain cells staring at Excel all night at work rather than watching the GOP debate\u2026<\/li>\n<li>Love the nerdiness of @CaskDays. Much respect for a beer event w\/ an Excel spreadsheet of every beer.<\/li>\n<li>Just done my first pivot table and am inordinately pleased with myself. Don&#8217;t laugh.<\/li>\n<li>It must be illegal to have an Excel worksheet with more than 20 tabs.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I introduced my boss to a pivot table today and his mind is like BLOWN<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 BrenNaNaNa (@BrenNaNaNa13) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrenNaNaNa13\/status\/659461346421903360\">October 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>My old boss once made me change an Excel formula from C1*B1 to B1*C1 &#8220;because it&#8217;s more logical&#8221;. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/OpXBjWqWfy\">https:\/\/t.co\/OpXBjWqWfy<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Andy Horton (@fechtbuch) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fechtbuch\/status\/659723229683130368\">October 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">@eIIlIlly I\u2019m impressed! I have an Excel spreadsheet of my sneaker collection, but I was never organized enough to chart my grades.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan McQuade (@dhm) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dhm\/status\/657417513920274432\">October 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>that moment when you&#8217;d rather just code an excel vb macro than deal with microsoft access \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rick (@fitsnugly) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fitsnugly\/status\/657181895613022209\">October 22, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Got caught using a calculator while doing work on Excel = forever be ridiculed by pro colleagues <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash\">#fml<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Diana Shakila (@dianasukor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dianasukor\/status\/658989102386143232\">October 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I love how Microsoft made Excel behave like it&#8217;s running on a tablet when it&#8217;s actually running on my 17&#8243; laptop. That was pure genius.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adam Rackis (@AdamRackis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdamRackis\/status\/659394463236657152\">October 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>When you&#8217;re discussing how to write excel formulas &amp; VBA code with one colleague and the rest of your team are discussing their manicures<br \/>\n\u2014 Rebecca Grace (@RebeccaGraceZ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RebeccaGraceZ\/status\/659327499617378305\">October 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>In an intermediate excel skills class and I seem to know more than the lecturer <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/wasteoftime?src=hash\">#wasteoftime<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jemma Hill (@JHillFashion) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JHillFashion\/status\/659001289800589316\">October 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Y&#8217;know that bit in a spy film where the hacker sees code on a screen &amp; instantly understands it? I&#8217;m having the opposite moment with Excel<br \/>\n\u2014 Elizabeth Evans (@E_E_Evans) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/E_E_Evans\/status\/657497305139015681\">October 23, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p>The moment when your life was made easier by a pivot table<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\u2014 Kaytan Koomar (@KayKoomar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KayKoomar\/status\/659104531024744448\">October 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I regret trying to open a 55mb Excel workbook on my work laptop. If given the chance, I would not do that again.<br \/>\n\u2014 Cory Banks (@Demiurge) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Demiurge\/status\/659480014337937410\">October 28, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I am gaining more brain cells staring at Excel all night at work rather than watching the GOP debate&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 meg (@meganvgavin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meganvgavin\/status\/659531939108560896\">October 29, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Love the nerdiness of <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CaskDays\">@CaskDays<\/a>. Much respect for a beer event w\/ an Excel spreadsheet of every beer.<br \/>\n\u2014 Andrea Chiu (@TOfoodie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TOfoodie\/status\/658052338096189441\">October 24, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_CaptainDarling\">@_CaptainDarling<\/a> It was only to count items in a single column but I feel like an advanced programmer now.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Helen (@HelenJNT) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HelenJNT\/status\/659043939664703488\">October 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>It must be illegal to have an Excel worksheet with more than 20 tabs.<br \/>\n\u2014 cesia flores (@_cesia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_cesia\/status\/658808112057483264\">October 27, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"It must be illegal to have an Excel worksheet with more than 20 tabs http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/10\/twitter20151030a.png\" alt=\"It must be illegal to have an Excel worksheet with more than 20 tabs http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BrenNaNaNa13\/status\/659461346421903360\">BrenNaNaNa13<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fechtbuch\/status\/659723229683130368\">fechtbuch<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dhm\/status\/657417513920274432\">dhm<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fitsnugly\/status\/657181895613022209\">fitsnugly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dianasukor\/status\/658989102386143232\">dianasukor<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdamRackis\/status\/659394463236657152\">AdamRackis<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RebeccaGraceZ\/status\/659327499617378305\">RebeccaGraceZ<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JHillFashion\/status\/659001289800589316\">JHillFashion<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/E_E_Evans\/status\/657497305139015681\">E_E_Evans<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/miriampierard\/status\/658770052930375681\">miriampierard<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KayKoomar\/status\/659104531024744448\">KayKoomar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Demiurge\/status\/659480014337937410\">Demiurge<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meganvgavin\/status\/659531939108560896\">meganvgavin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TOfoodie\/status\/658052338096189441\">TOfoodie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HelenJNT\/status\/659042053687541760\">HelenJNT<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_cesia\/status\/658808112057483264\">_cesia<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are all your Excel formulas logical, or would you fail the standardized testing? 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