{"id":257,"date":"2010-02-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/04\/excel-twitters-20100204\/"},"modified":"2010-02-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-04T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/04\/excel-twitters-20100204\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Corruption, global warming, Smallpox \u2013 Excel related twitters cover all the hot topics! And if the Holy Bible in Excel doesn\u2019t help with your corruption issues, check this article by Jan Karel Pieterse: <a title=\"Opening Corrupt Excel Files\" href=\"http:\/\/www.jkp-ads.com\/Articles\/CorruptFiles.asp\">Opening Corrupt Excel Files<\/a>.<\/p>\n<h3>Hardly Working <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Continuously reformatting a workflow excel file can be a credible substitute for actual work. <\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s office tip: Having two excel sheets open at the same time makes you look twice as productive. <\/li>\n<li>I love playing with Excel.. People think I am working! <\/li>\n<li>the IT man got my email to work..but the excel running just as slow as before. #howdare he walk out the office like he solved global warming <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>The Good Book <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Huh. Apparently I&#8217;ve been holding on to a book called &quot;Excel 97 Secrets&quot;. Think it&#8217;s worth anything? \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>After several lengthy pages of Excel calculations for Info 631, my book states in a later chapter that there is a tool to automate my work. <\/li>\n<li>Time 2 turn on the music, open up the school books and see what torture microsoft excel has 4 me 2day!! Have I mentioned I HATE this class? <\/li>\n<li>Just the other day I said to myself, &quot;If I only had the Holy Bible as an Excel worksheet&#8230;&quot; <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/4v6w3x\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/4v6w3x<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Computer Usage <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>people who set borders on every cell on the spreadsheet in excel when only 10 rows and 6 columns have data should be banned from computers.. <\/li>\n<li>Apparently I have corrupted an Excel workbook. corrupting innocent computer programs. does that make me immoral? <\/li>\n<li>Browse web, read articles, books, write emails &#8212; that is what 99% of people use a computer for. Very few do graphics design or Excel <\/li>\n<li>Folks still using their &#8216;puter mostly for email, Excel\/PowerPoint for work. FB is their starter drug to more. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Vote Now! <\/h3>\n<ul>\n<li>Can&#8217;t work out which is worse: Excel, Smallpox or Fascism. Vote now! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n<p>P.S. For help with Excel, see Contextures <a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/p>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Corruption, global warming, Smallpox \u2013 Excel related twitters cover all the hot topics! And if the Holy Bible in Excel doesn\u2019t help with your corruption issues, check this article by Jan Karel Pieterse: Opening Corrupt Excel Files. Hardly Working Continuously reformatting a workflow excel file can be a credible substitute for actual work. 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