{"id":2571,"date":"2015-11-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2571"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:32","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:32","slug":"excel-twitter-20151106","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/11\/06\/excel-twitter-20151106\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151106"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>To prevent a tragedy, remember to save your Excel work before you leave the office. You don&#8217;t want to end up having nightmares that pivot tables don&#8217;t exist!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"10 people, 1 worksheet, 1 struggle\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/twitter20151106b.png\" alt=\"10 people, 1 worksheet, 1 struggle\" width=\"400\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I always feel like a genius when I help someone with an excel problem.<\/li>\n<li>When your boss thinks you are good with excel but doesn&#8217;t know how many hours it takes for you to figure it out. #sigh<\/li>\n<li>Excel stupidity is a cross-platform problem.<\/li>\n<li>Have spent the morning so far playing around with Powerview for Excel. I think I&#8217;m in love. #ChandlerBing<\/li>\n<li>I love the beginning of the month because it&#8217;s so interesting to learn how many times I can crash Excel in a day. #DONTSENDERROR<\/li>\n<li>Plus, I&#8217;m pretty sure my DNA was arranged via a Pivot Table, because I&#8217;m just that handy in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>*be smarter than the excel spreadsheet*-thoughts at work<\/li>\n<li>I just wanna boss people around and make excel charts<\/li>\n<li>When you find an excel function\/statcrunch for a statistic problem is like getting freed from prison #math<\/li>\n<li>Our spreadsheet won&#8217;t let us insert a pivot table because there&#8217;s &#8220;too much data&#8221; and smoke is actually coming out of our ears.<\/li>\n<li>Almost left work without saving my excel spread sheet. That could have been pretty, pretty bad&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I have a deep love for creating and then admiring my work on a well organized excel spreadsheet.<\/li>\n<li>I feel like my life can be divided into before I knew about pivot tables and after I knew about pivot tables. #Excel<\/li>\n<li>seriously though what did people even do at work before excel was invented?<\/li>\n<li>Excel, I constantly sing your praises. Why, then, would you crash and make me lose my work? Such utter betrayal&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Last night I dreamt that pivot tables did not exist anymore&#8230; Saddest dream in ages! ?? #Excel<\/li>\n<li>Accomplishments at work today: Named an excel sheet. Walked around with a clipboard. Put on chapstick.<\/li>\n<li>10 people, 1 excel worksheet, 1 struggle<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I always feel like a genius when I help someone with an excel problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drew Richards (@The_Real_DRich) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_Real_DRich\/status\/661277804307304448\">November 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWhen your boss thinks you are good with excel but doesn&#8217;t know how many hours it takes for you to figure it out. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sigh?src=hash\">#sigh<\/a><br \/>\n \u2014 IG:L4LILZ (@L4LILZ) October 30, 2015\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PBurkum\">@PBurkum<\/a> Excel stupidity is a cross-platform problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Donald Theriault (@DonaldMick) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DonaldMick\/status\/661214368999190528\">November 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nHave spent the morning so far playing around with Powerview for Excel. I think I&#8217;m in love. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ChandlerBing?src=hash\">#ChandlerBing<\/a><br \/>\n \u2014 Brian McCarthy (@BrianDMcCarthy) November 5, 2015\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love the beginning of the month because it&#8217;s so interesting to learn how many times I can crash Excel in a day. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DONTSENDERROR?src=hash\">#DONTSENDERROR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emily Finley (@emfins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emfins\/status\/661316194230628352\">November 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n*be smarter than the excel spreadsheet*-thoughts at work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Keeley (@BruceLightyear) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BruceLightyear\/status\/662033238890819584\">November 4, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>When you find an excel function\/statcrunch for a statistic problem is like getting freed from prison <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/math?src=hash\">#math<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sheanah Wright (@sheanahwright) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sheanahwright\/status\/660927288062545920\">November 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nOur spreadsheet won&#8217;t let us insert a pivot table because there&#8217;s &#8220;too much data&#8221; and smoke is actually coming out of our ears.<br \/>\n \u2014 Kellie (@heyitskellie_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyitskellie_\/status\/661230586099429376\">November 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Almost left work without saving my excel spread sheet. That could have been pretty, pretty bad&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam Nord (@SamuelNord) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SamuelNord\/status\/662027875692875776\">November 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI have a deep love for creating and then admiring my work on a well organized excel spreadsheet.<br \/>\n \u2014 Tate. (@tateellen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tateellen\/status\/662269708268359681\">November 5, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I feel like my life can be divided into before I knew about pivot tables and after I knew about pivot tables. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kronda (@kronda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kronda\/status\/660980876017184768\">November 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nseriously though what did people even do at work before excel was invented?<br \/>\n \u2014 Elizabeth Paul (@lizashley44) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizashley44\/status\/661675737326493701\">November 3, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Excel, I constantly sing your praises. Why, then, would you crash and make me lose my work? Such utter betrayal&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Laura Allen (@laurathecurious) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laurathecurious\/status\/661596992422805504\">November 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nAccomplishments at work today: Named an excel sheet. Walked around with a clipboard. Put on chapstick.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Megan Frost (@missmeganfrost) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missmeganfrost\/status\/659749506221756416\">October 29, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>10 people, 1 excel worksheet, 1 struggle \u270d<br \/>\n\u2014 Yomna (@Yomsterss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Yomsterss\/status\/661947556507832320\">November 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"10 people, 1 worksheet, 1 struggle\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/twitter20151106a.png\" alt=\"10 people, 1 worksheet, 1 struggle\" width=\"400\" height=\"401\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_Real_DRich\/status\/661277804307304448\">The_Real_DRich<\/a>, L4LILZ, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DonaldMick\/status\/661214368999190528\">DonaldMick<\/a>, BrianDMcCarthy, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emfins\/status\/661316194230628352\">emfins<\/a>, \u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BruceLightyear\/status\/662033238890819584\">BruceLightyear<\/a>,\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sheanahwright\/status\/660927288062545920\">sheanahwright<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyitskellie_\/status\/661230586099429376\">heyitskellie_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SamuelNord\/status\/662027875692875776\">SamuelNord<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tateellen\/status\/662269708268359681\">tateellen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kronda\/status\/660980876017184768\">kronda<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lizashley44\/status\/661675737326493701\">lizashley44<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laurathecurious\/status\/661596992422805504\">laurathecurious<\/a>, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missmeganfrost\/status\/659749506221756416\">missmeganfrost<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Yomsterss\/status\/661947556507832320\">Yomsterss<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 0.85; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 3421px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>To prevent a tragedy, remember to save your Excel work before you leave the office. 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