{"id":2578,"date":"2015-11-13T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-13T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2578"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:33","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20151113","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/11\/13\/excel-twitter-20151113\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151113"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Should you send a spreadsheet, instead of a love letter? Of course, and remember to save it, so it doesn&#8217;t disappear at the end of the day. You don&#8217;t have to include a pivot table, but it might help.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"All I want is this pivot table to start pivoting http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/twitter20151113b.png\" alt=\"All I want is this pivot table to start pivoting http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>&#8220;All I want is this pivot table to start pivoting&#8221; #businessmajorproblems<\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m googling &#8216;how to delete a pivot table&#8217;?!?! #MShell its like the krypton factor #ctrl+alt+delete #microsoft<\/li>\n<li>The joy I feel when I solve a problem in Excel makes me question the direction my life is going and how it went so far off course. #SUMIF<\/li>\n<li>I really appreciate how easy it is to make an uninformative and poorly formatted chart in Excel.<\/li>\n<li>1. Googles &#8216;How to make a pivot table&#8217; 2. Nods thoughtfully. 3. Googles &#8216;What IS a pivot table?&#8217; 4. Googles &#8216;Jeb Bush baby Hitler&#8217;<\/li>\n<li>I just accidentally closed the Excel file I&#8217;ve been building the entire day. Of course I didn&#8217;t save it. No problem, no problem.<\/li>\n<li>Wanna send me a love letter? Make that an Excel spread I might understand it better<\/li>\n<li>Solving someone&#8217;s Excel problem has made me feel proper heroic.<\/li>\n<li>One of the main reasons why I love YouTube: Today I learnt how to make #boxplots in #excel !<\/li>\n<li>I think my Excel heard me declaring my proficiency, and now my Pivot Table is showing me who&#8217;s boss<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been using Excel for 10+ years and I never knew the &#8220;transpose&#8221; feature existed. Wow I feel stupid. #gamechanger<\/li>\n<li>I love when I spend 2+ hours eye counting data on Excel, but find how to sort by individual rows the next day. I am a smart cookie.<\/li>\n<li>I just used a survey and a pivot table to determine where to order team lunch. I measured it, I managed it. #bigdata<\/li>\n<li>@msexcel hey excel.. Don&#8217;t worry about fixing your 30 year old scrolling problem&#8230; I&#8217;ve got all day to scroll back up from 12,399 to 100<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Maybe there was a problem with Excel&#8221; Translation: It was probably something you did, but I don&#8217;t have time to figure it out right now.<\/li>\n<li>You know that &#8220;Proficient in Excel&#8221; requirement on most jobs? Just learn how to create and manipulate a pivot table. Some basic codes too.<\/li>\n<li>when you show someone who has spent a week counting rows in a spreadsheet a pivot table<\/li>\n<li>I swear, Excel recalculates more than the early Garmins. #work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;All I want is this pivot table to start pivoting&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/businessmajorproblems?src=hash\">#businessmajorproblems<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mikayla (@mikayla__annn) November 5, 2015<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI can&#8217;t believe I&#8217;m googling &#8216;how to delete a pivot table&#8217;?!?! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/MShell?src=hash\">#MShell<\/a> its like the krypton factor <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ctrl?src=hash\">#ctrl<\/a>+alt+delete <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/microsoft?src=hash\">#microsoft<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Andrew Young (@uk2k_007) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uk2k_007\/status\/663164272785170432\">November 8, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The joy I feel when I solve a problem in Excel makes me question the direction my life is going and how it went so far off course. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/SUMIF?src=hash\">#SUMIF<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lance Bradley (@Lance_Bradley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lance_Bradley\/status\/664543676765335552\">November 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI really appreciate how easy it is to make an uninformative and poorly formatted chart in Excel.<br \/>\n\u2014 Ross Rader (@rossrader) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rossrader\/status\/663843051199184896\">November 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">1. Googles &#8216;How to make a pivot table&#8217; 2. Nods thoughtfully. 3. Googles &#8216;What IS a pivot table?&#8217; 4. Googles &#8216;Jeb Bush baby Hitler&#8217;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jane Stecyk (@gidgejane) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gidgejane\/status\/664229776404516865\">November 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI just accidentally closed the Excel file I&#8217;ve been building the entire day. Of course I didn&#8217;t save it. No problem, no problem.<br \/>\n\u2014 Vesslia (@Vesslia) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Vesslia\/status\/664562069224554496\">November 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Wanna send me a love letter? Make that an Excel spread I might understand it better<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 $5Milkshake (@Emy_LD) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Emy_LD\/status\/664549505254182912\">November 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nSolving someone&#8217;s Excel problem has made me feel proper heroic.<br \/>\n\u2014 Jon Matthias (@jongudmund) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jongudmund\/status\/663727803829985281\">November 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">One of the main reasons why I love YouTube: Today I learnt how to make <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/boxplots?src=hash\">#boxplots<\/a> in <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> !<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Frida Splendido (@GeddaSplendido) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GeddaSplendido\/status\/664476863746727936\">November 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI think my Excel heard me declaring my proficiency, and now my Pivot Table is showing me who&#8217;s boss<br \/>\n\u2014 Kaianne Sie-Mah (@kaianne) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaianne\/status\/664192854135332868\">November 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve been using Excel for 10+ years and I never knew the &#8220;transpose&#8221; feature existed. Wow I feel stupid. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/gamechanger?src=hash\">#gamechanger<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rachel (@wakerach) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wakerach\/status\/664109166924054530\">November 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI love when I spend 2+ hours eye counting data on Excel, but find how to sort by individual rows the next day. I am a smart cookie.<br \/>\n\u2014 Connor Ossowski (@chanskiCCO) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chanskiCCO\/status\/664478936819105793\">November 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just used a survey and a pivot table to determine where to order team lunch. I measured it, I managed it. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/bigdata?src=hash\">#bigdata<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mike Brandes, CTS (@MikeBrandesAV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikeBrandesAV\/status\/663766158974173184\">November 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/msexcel\">@msexcel<\/a> hey excel.. Don&#8217;t worry about fixing your 30 year old scrolling problem&#8230; I&#8217;ve got all day to scroll back up from 12,399 to 100<br \/>\n\u2014 jspin (@TheRealBourge) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRealBourge\/status\/664563139686502400\">November 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Maybe there was a problem with Excel&#8221; Translation: It was probably something you did, but I don&#8217;t have time to figure it out right now.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rob (@robdaily) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robdaily\/status\/663762081422929920\">November 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nYou know that &#8220;Proficient in Excel&#8221; requirement on most jobs? Just learn how to create and manipulate a pivot table. Some basic codes too.<br \/>\n\u2014 Rin-senpai (@rinsenpai) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rinsenpai\/status\/662385915017457664\">November 5, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">when you show someone who has spent a week counting rows in a spreadsheet a pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Apostrophe Whistle (@kieran_delaney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kieran_delaney\/status\/662382798037209089\">November 5, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI swear, Excel recalculates more than the early Garmins. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/work?src=hash\">#work<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Johnny Kurtz (@johnnykrtz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/johnnykrtz\/status\/663728907439357953\">November 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"All I want is this pivot table to start pivoting http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/twitter20151113a.png\" alt=\"All I want is this pivot table to start pivoting http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p>mikayla__annn, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uk2k_007\/status\/663164272785170432\">uk2k_007<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Lance_Bradley\/status\/664543676765335552\">Lance_Bradley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rossrader\/status\/663843051199184896\">rossrader<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gidgejane\/status\/664229776404516865\">gidgejane<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Vesslia\/status\/664562069224554496\">Vesslia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Emy_LD\/status\/664549505254182912\">Emy_LD<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jongudmund\/status\/663727803829985281\">jongudmund<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GeddaSplendido\/status\/664476863746727936\">GeddaSplendido<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaianne\/status\/664192854135332868\">kaianne<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wakerach\/status\/664109166924054530\">wakerach<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chanskiCCO\/status\/664478936819105793\">chanskiCCO<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MikeBrandesAV\/status\/663766158974173184\">MikeBrandesAV<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheRealBourge\/status\/664563139686502400\">TheRealBourge<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robdaily\/status\/663762081422929920\">robdaily<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rinsenpai\/status\/662385915017457664\">rinsenpai<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kieran_delaney\/status\/662382798037209089\">kieran_delaney<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/johnnykrtz\/status\/663728907439357953\">johnnykrtz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should you send a spreadsheet, instead of a love letter? 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