{"id":2583,"date":"2015-11-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-11-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2583"},"modified":"2016-05-20T11:11:05","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:11:05","slug":"excel-twitter-20151120","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/11\/20\/excel-twitter-20151120\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151120"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t waste time arguing with your boss about trend analysis. Just make a chart, and put some notes beside it.<\/p>\n<p>And speaking of Black Friday workbooks, I&#8217;m taking next Friday off, so I&#8217;ll see you back here on December 4th.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"To the genius behind VLOOKUP...thank you! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/twitter20151120b.png\" alt=\"To the genius behind VLOOKUP...thank you! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;ve just spent the past five minutes wondering why Shift + P wasn&#8217;t printing my work in Excel. I need to go home. T_T<\/li>\n<li>When you shortcut the &#8220;really difficult problem that will take a long time to finish&#8221; by using excel solver. #winning<\/li>\n<li>You know your having a exciting day at work when turning lines sideways in Excel makes you laugh out loud. Lol angled text looks so silly<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s a little alarming how much thrill I get from colour-coding excel tabs pretty pastel colours. #work<\/li>\n<li>Excel spreadsheets for the last 2 days. All my sentences start with = and I day dreamed with Pivot Tables applied to random people<\/li>\n<li>Arguing with my boss that just highlighting a few cells in Excel and dragging down is not REAL trend analysis. No sorry it&#8217;s just not.<\/li>\n<li>A family member asked me to help him with a problem in his VBA Excel script since &#8216;you do something in IT&#8217;. Sigh.<\/li>\n<li>About to compile my Christmas list into a Excel spreadsheet and send it to my parents at their work emails.<\/li>\n<li>How much of a boss do you feel like when you master something new in Excel?<\/li>\n<li>Omg. I do NOT math well. I can make an excel spreadsheet NO problem. Making the formula to go in it? Get outta heeeere!<\/li>\n<li>Anyone else keep an Excel workbook open for rough workings? It&#8217;s like my notepad.<\/li>\n<li>The way adults react when I tell them I really don&#8217;t know how to work Excel you&#8217;d think I committed a deadly sin&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Hey. So instead of an accompanying email explaining the chart, how about explaining it next to the excel sheet? @albright_c #stateofsearch<\/li>\n<li>Madeline has an excel workbook for Black Friday which includes 7 columns and 20 rows meanwhile I still can&#8217;t make a line graph without help<\/li>\n<li>Awake at 3.30am on a Saturday morning wondering how I can fix the pivot table.<\/li>\n<li>Dear pivot table I just made that restored meaning and order to my life: you&#8217;re swell, little buddy.<\/li>\n<li>To the genius behind the Excel VLOOKUP&#8230;thank you! You&#8217;ve saved me hours of work.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p> ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nWhen you shortcut the &#8220;really difficult problem that will take a long time to finish&#8221; by using excel solver. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/winning?src=hash\">#winning<\/a><br \/>\n \u2014 Thomas O&#8217;Rourke (@Tomness94) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tomness94\/status\/666107938243645440\">November 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know your having a exciting day at work when turning lines sideways in Excel makes you laugh out loud. Lol angled text looks so silly<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matt Jameson (@MattyJDerd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MattyJDerd\/status\/665203262203691008\">November 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIt&#8217;s a little alarming how much thrill I get from colour-coding excel tabs pretty pastel colours. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/work?src=hash\">#work<\/a><br \/>\n \u2014 Olivia Chang (@oliviaschang) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oliviaschang\/status\/665263380123525120\">November 13, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel spreadsheets for the last 2 days. All my sentences start with = and I day dreamed with Pivot Tables applied to random people<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rui Rocha (@encherchouricos) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/encherchouricos\/status\/665121240194154496\">November 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nArguing with my boss that just highlighting a few cells in Excel and dragging down is not REAL trend analysis. No sorry it&#8217;s just not.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tregher von Esleben (@KarenDTregaskin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarenDTregaskin\/status\/665168042645725184\">November 13, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>A family member asked me to help him with a problem in his VBA Excel script since &#8216;you do something in IT&#8217;. Sigh.<br \/>\n\u2014 Maurits Rijk (@mauritsrijk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mauritsrijk\/status\/665932174923821056\">November 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nAbout to compile my Christmas list into a Excel spreadsheet and send it to my parents at their work emails.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kiana (@iThurnis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iThurnis\/status\/666045722211536900\">November 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>How much of a boss do you feel like when you master something new in Excel?<br \/>\n\u2014 C. Henry Wallis III (@claire_e_gtd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/claire_e_gtd\/status\/666137747858460672\">November 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nOmg. I do NOT math well. I can make an excel spreadsheet NO problem. Making the formula to go in it? Get outta heeeere!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lyrium Queen \u2661 (@MidnightsFury) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MidnightsFury\/status\/665607535446110208\">November 14, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Anyone else keep an Excel workbook open for rough workings? It&#8217;s like my notepad.<br \/>\n\u2014 Saima (@saima) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saima\/status\/666289988905123840\">November 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nThe way adults react when I tell them I really don&#8217;t know how to work Excel you&#8217;d think I committed a deadly sin&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 caroline (@caro_almighty) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caro_almighty\/status\/666330085838819328\">November 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Hey. So instead of an accompanying email explaining the chart, how about explaining it next to the excel sheet? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Albright_C\">@albright_c<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/stateofsearch?src=hash\">#stateofsearch<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Matthew Decuir (@MattBasically) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MattBasically\/status\/666299404786110464\">November 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMadeline has an excel workbook for Black Friday which includes 7 columns and 20 rows meanwhile I still can&#8217;t make a line graph without help<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Megan Wilks (@Megan_Wilks) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Megan_Wilks\/status\/666018239797940224\">November 15, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Awake at 3.30am on a Saturday morning wondering how I can fix the pivot table.<br \/>\n\u2014 filee (@filee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/filee\/status\/665255603913097216\">November 13, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nDear pivot table I just made that restored meaning and order to my life: you&#8217;re swell, little buddy.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lynne Elizabeth (@lynneelizabeth) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lynneelizabeth\/status\/665246445486886913\">November 13, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>To the genius behind the Excel VLOOKUP&#8230;thank you! You&#8217;ve saved me hours of work.<br \/>\n\u2014 Melanie Menser (@m_renee26) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/m_renee26\/status\/666321623272792064\">November 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"To the genius behind VLOOKUP...thank you! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/11\/twitter20151120a.png\" alt=\"To the genius behind VLOOKUP...thank you! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tomness94\/status\/666107938243645440\">Tomness94<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MattyJDerd\/status\/665203262203691008\">MattyJDerd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oliviaschang\/status\/665263380123525120\">oliviaschang<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/encherchouricos\/status\/665121240194154496\">encherchouricos<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarenDTregaskin\/status\/665168042645725184\">KarenDTregaskin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mauritsrijk\/status\/665932174923821056\">mauritsrijk<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iThurnis\/status\/666045722211536900\">iThurnis<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/claire_e_gtd\/status\/666137747858460672\">claire_e_gtd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MidnightsFury\/status\/665607535446110208\">MidnightsFury<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/saima\/status\/666289988905123840\">saima<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/caro_almighty\/status\/666330085838819328\">caro_almighty<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MattBasically\/status\/666299404786110464\">MattBasically<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Megan_Wilks\/status\/666018239797940224\">Megan_Wilks<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/filee\/status\/665255603913097216\">filee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lynneelizabeth\/status\/665246445486886913\">lynneelizabeth<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/m_renee26\/status\/666321623272792064\">m_renee26<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t waste time arguing with your boss about trend analysis. 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