{"id":2589,"date":"2015-12-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2589"},"modified":"2016-05-20T11:15:06","modified_gmt":"2016-05-20T15:15:06","slug":"excel-twitter-20151204","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/12\/04\/excel-twitter-20151204\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151204"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t let Excel force you to throw your laptop out the window! Perhaps some not-so-beautiful code could fix things for you. Or the dolphins could help.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/twitter20151204b.png\" alt=\"Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Guy asks for Info and updated numbers &gt;send him excel worksheet with all the info &gt;guy tells me he doesn&#8217;t need the worksheet, just #&#8217;s<\/li>\n<li>when one little thing doesn&#8217;t work on excel and you have no idea why and it makes you wanna throw your laptop out of the window<\/li>\n<li>Successfully created a somewhat convoluted pivot table. Celebrated. Then realized that my data meant very bad things. #sigh<\/li>\n<li>Things like excel and sap may make me furious. I should become a painter. Or work with dolphins. Yes, dolphins sound like a good idea.<\/li>\n<li>I either wake up with Nirvana in my head or my boss telling me the next excel\/PPT I&#8217;ve to make<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Excel crashes every time I import a worksheet.&#8221; &#8220;Ok, can you show me what happens?&#8221; &#8220;What the heck, it worked?!&#8221; &#8220;Yep.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I like Excel because I color code EVERYTHING! AD #shopyroo<\/li>\n<li>Is there a way to save an excel chart as a high-res jpg or gif? [no one start blah blah should&#8217;ve used something else, that will not help]<\/li>\n<li>Someone uninstall Excel from the face of the Earth right this minute. #ExcellHell #FML<\/li>\n<li>Must stop pointing to the ceiling with both hands when I complete an excel task #work<\/li>\n<li>All I&#8217;ve done today at work is open and close the same excel spreadsheet. #IDontKnowWhatImDoing<\/li>\n<li>Just taught my boss how to put formulas in an Excel spreadsheet. #Win<\/li>\n<li>In Excel, can someone model out the # of work hrs lost globally in the last decade due to excel crashing. Save frequently while doing it.<\/li>\n<li>Maybe it&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m very bad at #VisualBasic and #Excel, but my impression is that it&#8217;s very hard to write beautiful code with #VBA<\/li>\n<li>Just received a call asking me to add a column to an excel worksheet. How\/Why is this person employed?<\/li>\n<li>That horrible moment when you&#8217;ve lost all the information that took 3 hours to find and sort &#8230; Stupid excel<\/li>\n<li>Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&gt;Guy asks for Info and updated numbers &gt;send him excel worksheet with all the info &gt;guy tells me he doesn&#8217;t need the worksheet, just #&#8217;s<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael (@SpaceBoundBear) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SpaceBoundBear\/status\/671762843381796864\">December 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nwhen one little thing doesn&#8217;t work on excel and you have no idea why and it makes you wanna throw your laptop out of the window<br \/>\n \u2014 pati (@alIisonjanney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alIisonjanney\/status\/672130194203918340\">December 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Successfully created a somewhat convoluted pivot table. Celebrated. Then realized that my data meant very bad things. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/sigh?src=hash\">#sigh<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Candace (@candacebreiten) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/candacebreiten\/status\/672115625943150592\">December 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI either wake up with Nirvana in my head or my boss telling me the next excel\/PPT I&#8217;ve to make<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Voodoo (@ZosoCFC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZosoCFC\/status\/672105873993519104\">December 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>&#8220;Excel crashes every time I import a worksheet.&#8221; &#8220;Ok, can you show me what happens?&#8221; &#8220;What the heck, it worked?!&#8221; &#8220;Yep.&#8221;<br \/>\n\u2014 Gord Spence (@GordSpence) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GordSpence\/status\/672110749666418688\">December 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI like Excel because I color code EVERYTHING! AD <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/shopyroo?src=hash\">#shopyroo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lisa Samples (@lisasamples) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lisasamples\/status\/672102921656541184\">December 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Is there a way to save an excel chart as a high-res jpg or gif? [no one start blah blah should&#8217;ve used something else, that will not help]<br \/>\n\u2014 Alice Cruickshank (@a_cruickshank) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/a_cruickshank\/status\/672452917073416192\">December 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nSomeone uninstall Excel from the face of the Earth right this minute. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ExcellHell?src=hash\">#ExcellHell<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 bells (@bellaswoosh) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bellaswoosh\/status\/671346343969968129\">November 30, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Must stop pointing to the ceiling with both hands when I complete an excel task <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/work?src=hash\">#work<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 LondonHealthMum (@LondonHealthMum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LondonHealthMum\/status\/672358085684559872\">December 3, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nAll I&#8217;ve done today at work is open and close the same excel spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IDontKnowWhatImDoing?src=hash\">#IDontKnowWhatImDoing<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cha(rizar)d Black (@Hoodie_Weather_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hoodie_Weather_\/status\/672125003643510784\">December 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Just taught my boss how to put formulas in an Excel spreadsheet. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Win?src=hash\">#Win<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Chelie in TX (@ChelieinTX) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelieinTX\/status\/671827316746489856\">December 1, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIn Excel, can someone model out the # of work hrs lost globally in the last decade due to excel crashing. Save frequently while doing it.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tyler Sean Palmer (@tweettsp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tweettsp\/status\/672236437056577536\">December 3, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Maybe it&#8217;s just that I&#8217;m very bad at <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/VisualBasic?src=hash\">#VisualBasic<\/a> and <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a>, but my impression is that it&#8217;s very hard to write beautiful code with <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/VBA?src=hash\">#VBA<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 Oliver T. B. (@Tomcat0815) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tomcat0815\/status\/672126735488536576\">December 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nJust received a call asking me to add a column to an excel worksheet. How\/Why is this person employed?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 hexer611 (@hexer611) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hexer611\/status\/672148783799656448\">December 2, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>That horrible moment when you&#8217;ve lost all the information that took 3 hours to find and sort &#8230; Stupid excel<br \/>\n\u2014 Chelsea Hertzog (@Chels_Hateless) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Chels_Hateless\/status\/671900483540271104\">December 2, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/twitter20151204a.png\" alt=\"Learning to love Excel because my future depends on it http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SpaceBoundBear\/status\/671762843381796864\">SpaceBoundBear<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alIisonjanney\/status\/672130194203918340\">alIisonjanney<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/candacebreiten\/status\/672115625943150592\">candacebreiten<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ZosoCFC\/status\/672105873993519104\">ZosoCFC<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GordSpence\/status\/672110749666418688\">GordSpence<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lisasamples\/status\/672102921656541184\">lisasamples<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/a_cruickshank\/status\/672452917073416192\">a_cruickshank<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bellaswoosh\/status\/671346343969968129\">bellaswoosh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LondonHealthMum\/status\/672358085684559872\">LondonHealthMum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hoodie_Weather_\/status\/672125003643510784\">Hoodie_Weather_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelieinTX\/status\/671827316746489856\">ChelieinTX<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tweettsp\/status\/672236437056577536\">tweettsp<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Tomcat0815\/status\/672126735488536576\">Tomcat0815<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hexer611\/status\/672148783799656448\">hexer611<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Chels_Hateless\/status\/671900483540271104\">Chels_Hateless<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t let Excel force you to throw your laptop out the window! 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