{"id":265,"date":"2010-02-10T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-10T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/10\/excel-twitters-20100210\/"},"modified":"2010-02-09T16:41:52","modified_gmt":"2010-02-09T21:41:52","slug":"excel-twitters-20100210","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/10\/excel-twitters-20100210\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100210"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Should you hit Excel with a rolled up newspaper, or just sit there and stare at it? And I know that some people find it frustrating to make Excel charts, but one group of students thinks that Excel charts are for the birds. (Is that just a North American expression?)<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>not using formulas in Excel is like saying &#8216;thanks for the air ticket, but I prefer to walk!&#8217; <\/li>\n<li>oh i love #s. i am having problems tho doing them by hand. I need to figure out how to use excel for EVERYTHING! <\/li>\n<li>I hate Microsoft of the Excel variety. Why do they call it excel? they should call it &quot;this program will frustrate your face off&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Look honey, every time you try to use a function in Excel, the Wizard and I laugh our asses off. SUMIF? Hilarious! <\/li>\n<li>thank you, excel, for crashing and recovering nothing. and for giving me a sign to leave work. <\/li>\n<li>And once again, Excel has proved itself to be the best thing ever conceived by Microsoft (well, that and 3D Movie Maker). <\/li>\n<li>so annoying, i could never be a manager. people dont ever listen properly. can&#8217;t even complete one simple task. basic excel dude, not hard <\/li>\n<li>Off to learn about excel for the day&#8230; Not sure if it&#8217;s better or worse than actual work. <\/li>\n<li>anything more maddening than Excel&#8217;s insistence 2 make every email &amp; web addy an unremovable hyperlink whether you want it or not: minefield<\/li>\n<li>cool, we&#8217;re still having email server probs &amp; excel just crashed before i saved. my work life is so awesome i cant even handle all the fun. <\/li>\n<li>I thought ACT was an overpriced sales database software solution for people who can&#8217;t work out Excel \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I just want to hit MS Excel with a newspaper right on the nose and yell &quot;Bad! Bad!&quot; <\/li>\n<li>I have Excel for Idiots going on next 2 me. U ppl are middle-aged and u work with spreadsheets regularly! How do you not already know this? <\/li>\n<li>I aaaammm staring at an Excel spreadsheet and that&#8217;s about all I hope to do until home time. <\/li>\n<li>teaching my mom to use excel over the phone, kill me now please but I love her <\/li>\n<li>I hate doing statistics on Excel when my TI-83 sits there, pining for want of ONE BATTERY. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Stupid chart can&#8217;t be made in excel without tons of fiddling. Since I have to make 50 I&#8217;ll have to find another way. <\/li>\n<li>Someone tried to do a drawing in Excel, not a chart, but an actual drawing. It&#8217;s a mess. <\/li>\n<li>Phase 3 students had a lovely time today using excel and images from the web to make themed charts around a provided survey of songbirds <\/li>\n<li>OMG, I&#8217;ve gone this long without knowing about Pivot Tables?! I&#8217;m just going to be over here in my happy place&#8230; #excel #nerdherder <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Stop Automatic Hyperlinks in Excel\/\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/10\/23\/stop-automatic-hyperlinks-in-excel\/\">Stop Automatic Hyperlinks in Excel<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Should you hit Excel with a rolled up newspaper, or just sit there and stare at it? And I know that some people find it frustrating to make Excel charts, but one group of students thinks that Excel charts are for the birds. (Is that just a North American expression?) not using formulas in Excel &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/10\/excel-twitters-20100210\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100210&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-265","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=265"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":266,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/265\/revisions\/266"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=265"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=265"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=265"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}