{"id":267,"date":"2010-02-11T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-11T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/11\/excel-twitters-20100211\/"},"modified":"2010-02-11T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-11T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/11\/excel-twitters-20100211\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping track of Olympic hockey games in Excel sounds like a great idea. Maybe Excel could create some snow in Vancouver too, for those snowboarding events. Better hurry though, since the opening ceremony is tomorrow.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>\/me picks up Excel. Ties it to a post. Sets Fire to the wood underneath, soaked in Petrol. Excel screams for its life. <\/li>\n<li>ok- Pivot Tables in Excel confuse me. Am I supposed to do something with these drop down boxes? or&#8230;. what? <\/li>\n<li>Trying to format charts in Excel \u2014 oh, the agony! Why is it easier to change gradient, 3D stuff, font &amp; style of a label than actual words?! <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to teach someone how to do something in Excel, despite being useless at Excel myself. The blind leading the blind&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Today marks my first time using #Excel array formulas in a #PowerPivot report. I am almost embarrassed by the nerdy feeling of power. <\/li>\n<li>Better living through chemistry and Excel sheets. <\/li>\n<li>OH &quot;If you can&#8217;t calculate it in excel, let me tell you that should be 7.3. Type that in&quot; <\/li>\n<li>is about to unleash some mad Excel skillz. Didn&#8217;t think lawyers could speak spreadsheet, did ya? <\/li>\n<li>Working on Excel continuously for days causes a special type of headache that only a dumb comedy movie can cure <\/li>\n<li>Sitting thro&#8217; a 4 hour excel stats workshop. Stats and I have not danced for a while so this is doing my head in. <\/li>\n<li>Can I make a map of the spatial distribution of lithic artifacts at an imaginary archaeological site? On Excel? Yes, I can! <\/li>\n<li>The fact that people can&#8217;t manipulate a simple excel spreadsheet disturbs me more than you&#8217;ll ever know. <\/li>\n<li>Baseball projections in an Excel spreadsheet? Not on my watch sister, screw that guy \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Created my first ever spreadsheet. I can now list Excel on my resume without cringing. <\/li>\n<li>received in : excel spreadsheet of every book bf has checked out of the library since 2005. Yes, this is how librarians date. ! <\/li>\n<li>Dear Open Office spreadsheet. U are the inbred, syphilitic cousin of M$ Excel. If u were in Deliverance, u would be Ned Beatty. #squeel <\/li>\n<li>Searching for the excel viewer in office site didn&#8217;t work. But Google found it and showed it as top result. <\/li>\n<li>I thought I was a reasonably smart individual. Then I tried to remember how to chart things in Excel. #pimpmyaxes <\/li>\n<li>Using Excel to help me keep my Olympic hockey games organized. I hate this website they have the schedule on <\/li>\n<li>Boss is made of PURE EVIL + wants the board book tonight. Bang goes #historytweetup for me. Have a glass of Madeira. Gloom. To Excel I go. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve now become the go-to person for stupid Excel questions. Got any? Was just asked why the #s disappeared. A: You scrolled away from them <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"PowerPivot for Excel 2010\" href=\"http:\/\/blog.contextures.com\/archives\/2009\/11\/30\/drill-into-data-with-powerpivot\/\">PowerPivot for Excel 2010<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Keeping track of Olympic hockey games in Excel sounds like a great idea. Maybe Excel could create some snow in Vancouver too, for those snowboarding events. Better hurry though, since the opening ceremony is tomorrow. \/me picks up Excel. Ties it to a post. Sets Fire to the wood underneath, soaked in Petrol. Excel screams &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/11\/excel-twitters-20100211\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100211&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-267","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=267"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/267\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=267"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=267"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=267"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}