{"id":2677,"date":"2015-12-11T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-11T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2677"},"modified":"2016-06-17T17:17:21","modified_gmt":"2016-06-17T21:17:21","slug":"excel-twitter-20151211","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/12\/11\/excel-twitter-20151211\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151211"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t let a pivot table make you cry \u2013 just add +1 somewhere, and things might work out. And if you have to make a pie chart, a kitchen renovation sounds like the perfect place for it!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"One pivot table to rule them all http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/twitter20151211b.png\" alt=\"One pivot table to rule them all http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>There. I fixed my problem. I just added +1 to the end of the formula because Excel is being stupid and I know my number is correct.<\/li>\n<li>Make me a pivot table so I know it&#8217;s real<\/li>\n<li>My dad on Excel: Draws up plans for kitchen renovation. Me on Excel: HOW DO I MAKE A PIE CHART?<\/li>\n<li>It is too late in the evening to attempt to figure out how to code Excel to do things it&#8217;s not able to do.<\/li>\n<li>One pivot table to rule them all, one pivot table to find them. One pivot table to bring them all, and in the spreadsheet bind them.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;d like to personally thank* Excel for dying repeatedly during that meeting. *kerb-stomp the XML out of it. #XML? #FML<\/li>\n<li>Dentist tells me no cavities #win. Spending the next five hours linking excel sheets together #fml<\/li>\n<li>I love being able to use INDEX, MATCH in excel and I don&#8217;t care who knows it!!<\/li>\n<li>Real love is your boyfriend offering to fix your excel formulas<\/li>\n<li>Today I learned what a pivot table is. I almost cried at how easy they are to use. How did I finish my PhD without this?<\/li>\n<li>From an ageing Macbook Air and LibreOffice to a new Win 10 laptop running Excel. Love Apple\/OpenSource\/Freeware, but oh what a relief\u2026<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;I&#8217;m a perfectionist, I have high expectations, and I love Excel.&#8221; The reasons I&#8217;m good at my job are the same reasons I don&#8217;t have friends.<\/li>\n<li>The #coolporate way of being: Burt Reynolds moustache, into craft beer and a deep love for Excel \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>O.M.G&#8230;..Sitting an Excel Course&#8230;.my head hurts ! CTRL, SHIFT, PIVOT&#8230;sounds like instructions you&#8217;d hear on Strictly !!!!<\/li>\n<li>Monday mornings. Excel spreadsheet. Pivot tables. Procrastinating stares into space. #adultliving #mondays<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There. I fixed my problem. I just added +1 to the end of the formula because Excel is being stupid and I know my number is correct.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kaitlin (@KaitlinS16) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KaitlinS16\/status\/673732303110049792\">December 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n ___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nMy dad on Excel: Draws up plans for kitchen renovation. Me on Excel: HOW DO I MAKE A PIE CHART?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Karen Engelbrecht (@l_k_a_r_e_n_l) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/l_k_a_r_e_n_l\/status\/673841624452067328\">December 7, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>It is too late in the evening to attempt to figure out how to code Excel to do things it&#8217;s not able to do.<br \/>\n\u2014 Morvelaira (@morvelaira) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/morvelaira\/status\/673402751359971330\">December 6, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nOne pivot table to rule them all, one pivot table to find them. One pivot table to bring them all, and in the spreadsheet bind them.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nick Malawskey (@NickMalawskey) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NickMalawskey\/status\/674262132112949249\">December 8, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I&#8217;d like to personally thank* Excel for dying repeatedly during that meeting. *kerb-stomp the XML out of it. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/XML?src=hash\">#XML<\/a>? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/FML?src=hash\">#FML<\/a><br \/>\n\u2014 mchawk (@mchawk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mchawk\/status\/674953605619818496\">December 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nDentist tells me no cavities <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/win?src=hash\">#win<\/a>. Spending the next five hours linking excel sheets together <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash\">#fml<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeremy (@JermHawk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JermHawk\/status\/674987993543942145\">December 10, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>I love being able to use INDEX, MATCH in excel and I don&#8217;t care who knows it!!<br \/>\n\u2014 Jay Holmes (@JayHolmes_FP) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JayHolmes_FP\/status\/674681656851042304\">December 9, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nReal love is your boyfriend offering to fix your excel formulas<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Justine Nienaber (@punkystarfish) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/punkystarfish\/status\/674211305423769600\">December 8, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Today I learned what a pivot table is. I almost cried at how easy they are to use. How did I finish my PhD without this?<br \/>\n\u2014 Kim Reuter (@reuter_kim) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reuter_kim\/status\/672715377789370368\">December 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nFrom an ageing Macbook Air and LibreOffice to a new Win 10 laptop running Excel. Love Apple\/OpenSource\/Freeware, but oh what a relief&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 AnticConsulting (@AnticConsulting) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnticConsulting\/status\/673886227578421248\">December 7, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>&#8220;I&#8217;m a perfectionist, I have high expectations, and I love Excel.&#8221; The reasons I&#8217;m good at my job are the same reasons I don&#8217;t have friends.<br \/>\n\u2014 The Glad Stork (@TheGladStork) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheGladStork\/status\/672774347887648768\">December 4, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nThe <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/coolporate?src=hash\">#coolporate<\/a> way of being: Burt Reynolds moustache, into craft beer and a deep love for Excel \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jose M. Puga (@Jozpug) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jozpug\/status\/672501299871653888\">December 3, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>Monday mornings. Excel spreadsheet. Pivot tables. Procrastinating stares into space. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/adultliving?src=hash\">#adultliving<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/mondays?src=hash\">#mondays<\/a> #<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cortney Meeker (@meeker_cortney) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meeker_cortney\/status\/673881320913633280\">December 7, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"One pivot table to rule them all http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/twitter20151211a.png\" alt=\"One pivot table to rule them all http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KaitlinS16\/status\/673732303110049792\">KaitlinS16<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/fadedtimes\/status\/674958101741617152\">fadedtimes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/l_k_a_r_e_n_l\/status\/673841624452067328\">l_k_a_r_e_n_l<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/morvelaira\/status\/673402751359971330\">morvelaira<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NickMalawskey\/status\/674262132112949249\">NickMalawskey<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mchawk\/status\/674953605619818496\">mchawk<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JermHawk\/status\/674987993543942145\">JermHawk<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JayHolmes_FP\/status\/674681656851042304\">JayHolmes_FP<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/punkystarfish\/status\/674211305423769600\">punkystarfish<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/reuter_kim\/status\/672715377789370368\">reuter_kim<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AnticConsulting\/status\/673886227578421248\">AnticConsulting<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheGladStork\/status\/672774347887648768\">TheGladStork<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jozpug\/status\/672501299871653888\">Jozpug<\/a>,\u00a0 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/meeker_cortney\/status\/673881320913633280\">meeker_cortney<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t let a pivot table make you cry \u2013 just add +1 somewhere, and things might work out. 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