{"id":2684,"date":"2015-12-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2015-12-18T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2684"},"modified":"2015-12-17T07:43:03","modified_gmt":"2015-12-17T12:43:03","slug":"excel-twitter-20151218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2015\/12\/18\/excel-twitter-20151218\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20151218"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>While you use Excel to plan your Christmas shopping, please sing along with the festive pivot table song. Remember to select the correct cells before you start, and don&#8217;t use a Mac!<\/p>\n<p>Happy Holidays, and I&#8217;ll see you back here in January!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Can you pivot a pivot table?\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/twitter20151218b.png\" alt=\"Can you pivot a pivot table?\" width=\"397\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s totally normal to spreadsheet and then create a pivot table when planning out your Christmas shopping day, right?<\/li>\n<li>Yesterday I was complaining about excel. Today I hand drew a graph and now I love excel again.<\/li>\n<li>Every time I create a Pivot Table in a spreadsheet I walk around the office like some sort of tabular demigod.<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Little pivot table \/ I made you in Excel \/ Why don&#8217;t you want to work now&#8230; \/ I smash you into hell!&#8221; EVERYBODY SING! \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li>And now my pivot table doesn&#8217;t want to agree with me. At least it&#8217;s Friday. It is Friday, right?<\/li>\n<li>Searched for &#8220;microsoft excel mac edit cell&#8221;. Gotta love the top answer. FU indeed. pic.twitter.com\/XH4M2lwlLX<\/li>\n<li>can you pivot a pivot table? #deepthoughts<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been told to color code an excel spreadsheet to make it easier to read but the only data input was a simple &#8220;Yes\/No&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Every dream has an excel sheet -Efrat Shani. I so love this quote! Working on my 2016 excel dream sheet.<\/li>\n<li>you may have a xmas baking problem when you have to create an excel sheet to track the number of butter sticks you need.<\/li>\n<li>I never thought that Excel pivot tables would be the best thing that ever happened to me\u2026<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;re ill and you work too much when you spend all night hallucinating that you&#8217;re inside a room-sized excel spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>I just used the word &#8220;grandeur&#8221; to describe an Excel file that I made at work\u2026. this has gone too far.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s midnight and I can&#8217;t stop laughing that Jess did an excel to work out secret Santa<\/li>\n<li>Note to self: Excel formulas work better when you select all correct cells.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s totally normal to spreadsheet and then create a pivot table when planning out your Christmas shopping day, right?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emperor Paulpatine (@_dockingbay94_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_dockingbay94_\/status\/675720748065906688\">December 12, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nYesterday I was complaining about excel. Today I hand drew a graph and now I love excel again.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Insert Xmas pun here (@OMGcharli) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OMGcharli\/status\/676760596356931584\">December 15, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every time I create a Pivot Table in a spreadsheet I walk around the office like some sort of tabular demigod.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sandeep Parikh (@crcsmnky) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crcsmnky\/status\/675083964743335936\">December 10, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rubberasylum\">@Rubberasylum<\/a> &#8220;Little pivot table \/ I made you in Excel \/ Why don&#8217;t you want to work now&#8230; \/ I smash you into hell!&#8221; EVERYBODY SING! \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Drew (@PupsterCA) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PupsterCA\/status\/677127993966264320\">December 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">And now my pivot table doesn&#8217;t want to agree with me. At least it&#8217;s Friday. It is Friday, right?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chelsea O&#8217;Brien (@ChelseaMDO) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelseaMDO\/status\/675406997873934336\">December 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nSearched for &#8220;microsoft excel mac edit cell&#8221;. Gotta love the top answer. FU indeed. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/XH4M2lwlLX\">pic.twitter.com\/XH4M2lwlLX<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Miguel Nicolau (@nicolaum73) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nicolaum73\/status\/677126024681902080\">December 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">can you pivot a pivot table? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/deepthoughts?src=hash\">#deepthoughts<\/a> w\/ <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TrevorHLynn\">@TrevorHLynn<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ray Miller (@touchofray) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/touchofray\/status\/676892660959993856\">December 15, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI&#8217;ve been told to color code an excel spreadsheet to make it easier to read but the only data input was a simple &#8220;Yes\/No&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 activist on actavis (@indiKEV) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/indiKEV\/status\/675005724729196544\">December 10, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every dream has an excel sheet -Efrat Shani. I so love this quote! Working on my 2016 excel dream sheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Susan Koinange (@susannduta) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/susannduta\/status\/677160365701074946\">December 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nyou may have a xmas baking problem when you have to create an excel sheet to track the number of butter sticks you need.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 whit (@spokescreative) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spokescreative\/status\/676126155406254080\">December 13, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I never thought that Excel pivot tables would be the best thing that ever happened to me&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 DVS (@denavsworld) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/denavsworld\/status\/677173534901293057\">December 16, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nYou know you&#8217;re ill and you work too much when you spend all night hallucinating that you&#8217;re inside a room-sized excel spreadsheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan Benson (@danryanbenson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danryanbenson\/status\/677101680719224833\">December 16, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just used the word &#8220;grandeur&#8221; to describe an Excel file that I made at work\u2026. this has gone too far.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jamie Stoffel (@Jamie_Stoffel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jamie_Stoffel\/status\/676193214429274112\">December 14, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIt&#8217;s midnight and I can&#8217;t stop laughing that Jess did an excel to work out secret Santa<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 liam (@crowleyliam_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crowleyliam_\/status\/675102917985202177\">December 11, 2015<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Note to self: Excel formulas work better when you select all correct cells.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris Nickinson (@chrisnickinson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chrisnickinson\/status\/675134710075547648\">December 11, 2015<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Can you pivot a pivot table?\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/twitter20151218a.png\" alt=\"Can you pivot a pivot table?\" width=\"397\" height=\"397\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_dockingbay94_\/status\/675720748065906688\">_dockingbay94_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OMGcharli\/status\/676760596356931584\">OMGcharli<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crcsmnky\/status\/675083964743335936\">crcsmnky<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PupsterCA\/status\/677127993966264320\">PupsterCA<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChelseaMDO\/status\/675406997873934336\">ChelseaMDO<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nicolaum73\/status\/677126024681902080\">nicolaum73<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/touchofray\/status\/676892660959993856\">touchofray<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/indiKEV\/status\/675005724729196544\">indiKEV<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/susannduta\/status\/677160365701074946\">susannduta<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/spokescreative\/status\/676126155406254080\">spokescreative<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/denavsworld\/status\/677173534901293057\">denavsworld<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/danryanbenson\/status\/677101680719224833\">danryanbenson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jamie_Stoffel\/status\/676193214429274112\">Jamie_Stoffel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/crowleyliam_\/status\/675102917985202177\">crowleyliam_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chrisnickinson\/status\/675134710075547648\">chrisnickinson<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>While you use Excel to plan your Christmas shopping, please sing along with the festive pivot table song. 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