{"id":270,"date":"2010-02-15T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-15T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/15\/excel-twitters-20100215\/"},"modified":"2024-11-19T14:06:14","modified_gmt":"2024-11-19T19:06:14","slug":"excel-twitters-20100215","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/15\/excel-twitters-20100215\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100215"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was Valentine\u2019s Day, so I hope you spent some time with a loved one. For at least one of the weekend tweeters, that loved one was Excel, so I hope you did better than that! Or, if Excel was your date, I hope you had some wine and Bob Marley too.<\/p>\n<p>And the Olympic Games are underway here in Canada, and the Excel Gum commercials are still airing. Mercifully, the commercials should stop in a couple of weeks, when the Olympics are over. Just so you can see how we\u2019ve been suffering, I added a video at the end of the tweets list, showing one of the commercials.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Copying and pasting billions of numbers from billions of Excel files into other Excel files. Fighting on the front line of science.<\/li>\n<li>2010 Cubs: split projections: Cubs splits projections and an excel file for you to calculate splits for yourselfmb&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Successfully wrangled some graphs for this bio lab paper. I am the master of bland Excel charts! Mwahahahahaaa!<\/li>\n<li>My excel gum purchasing better be going to our athletes. #olympics<\/li>\n<li>Bottle of wine. Emails. Excel. Bob Marley. What a combo. Before long the spreadsheet will be 1 big blur. He he he \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<li>What some people send to me as an excel spreadsheet make data manipulation a pain. Come on people! One cell for one piece of information!<\/li>\n<li>Wanna know my &#8220;love day plans&#8221;? Me, my computer, and excel sheets about wine regions&#8230; Serious FML<\/li>\n<li>Watching a dad berate 12 y\/o over bowling. Has charts &amp; graphs. Disappointment in vivid color in Excel. #parentingfail<\/li>\n<li>Data in excel worksheets looks even more beautiful when music is streaming through my headphones&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>Wall and roof energy formulas translated to Excel spreadsheets; tomorrow, roof vapor barrier calcs &#8211; enough fun for one day!<\/li>\n<li>Who&#8217;d know mapping out what a frisbee looks like on excel would take 3 months<\/li>\n<li>Spending the day with Excel, Accounting is my Valentine.<\/li>\n<li>Get the impression that the new logo was designed by someone in Excel during a lunch break.<\/li>\n<li>Ok, beat the Excel report into submission now on to doing dishes. Once that&#8217;s done then I start to make dill pickle relish. . .<\/li>\n<li>forgot i did this: I inserted a picture of a duck into an excel sheet I&#8217;m working on instead of a table. Ducks make me smile.<\/li>\n<li>Helping a friend create a most confusing Excel spreadsheet with too much useless information over the phone isn&#8217;t as much fun as it sounds.<\/li>\n<li>Why is there no proper software for creating Gantt charts? Maybe there is. My Excel Gantt hack is driving me crazy.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>Excel Gum Maple Leaf Commercial<\/h3>\n<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Excel Commercial Tattoo Face\" width=\"840\" height=\"630\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/HkjyC0Lbzq0?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"https:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a><\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"https:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yesterday was Valentine\u2019s Day, so I hope you spent some time with a loved one. For at least one of the weekend tweeters, that loved one was Excel, so I hope you did better than that! Or, if Excel was your date, I hope you had some wine and Bob Marley too. And the Olympic &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/15\/excel-twitters-20100215\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100215&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-270","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=270"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4559,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/270\/revisions\/4559"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=270"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=270"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=270"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}