{"id":2707,"date":"2016-01-29T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-01-29T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2707"},"modified":"2016-01-28T14:48:17","modified_gmt":"2016-01-28T19:48:17","slug":"excel-twitter-20160129","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/01\/29\/excel-twitter-20160129\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160129"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel&#8217;s stupid colours make you (or your friend) cry, a glass of wine might help. Or, as a last resort, try some pivot table pizza!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>Please click to share this week&#8217;s Excel tweets: [bctt tweet=&#8221;Does Excel make you cry? This week&#8217;s best #Excel tweets &#8220;]<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>When you do one pivot table and suddenly you&#8217;re the office Excel guru.<\/li>\n<li>Started work at 8am still working now&#8230;Having a glass of red whilst converting excel sheets makes it a little better!<\/li>\n<li>I have hidden the image of a slice of pizza in this pivot table and no one can take this away from me! NO ONE! #survivingthisday<\/li>\n<li>just finished a massive macro that saves me hours of work. i think i just gained a level in excel wizard<\/li>\n<li>Excel: WHY ARE YOU PICKING SUCH STUPID COLORS FOR MY DUAL AXIS GRAPHS TODAY?<\/li>\n<li>*opens excel work sheets* Hello darkness my old friend<\/li>\n<li>Every time Ive made an excel sheet + given it to someone new, Ive been asked, &#8220;How does your brain work?&#8221; Neutral tone. Unsure if good\/bad.<\/li>\n<li>Finished a work project today. Excel file ended with 161 tabs. New personal record! #AnalystProblems #DataRich<\/li>\n<li>when you make a excel workbook and only one worksheet won&#8217;t work<\/li>\n<li>I struggled most of yesterday with a stupid Excel formula&#8211;BUT I CRACKED IT THIS MORNING. (This tweet brought to you by Too Much Coffee.)<\/li>\n<li>Accidentally emailed 19 excel files (16 pages each) to the printer at work instead of the CA and emailed the CA my boarding passes.<\/li>\n<li>Stupid Excel floating point arithmetic error almost got me in trouble with the wife &gt;:[<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t know why, but I have never been able to work Excel. If my life depended on me making a graph or anything, I&#8217;d be dead<\/li>\n<li>If I tell you that I&#8217;m doing data science in Excel\/PowerBI\/Query\/Pivot and you don&#8217;t want to hire me, I don&#8217;t want to work for you either.<\/li>\n<li>Has anyone ever cried because Excel didn&#8217;t work properly? Asking for a friend\u2026<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"When you do one pivot table and suddenly you're the office Excel guru http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/ \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/twitter20160129b.png\" alt=\"When you do one pivot table and suddenly you're the office Excel guru http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/ \" width=\"401\" height=\"202\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you do one pivot table and suddenly you&#8217;re the office Excel guru.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael K. (@Knepherbird) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Knepherbird\/status\/690627828371460096\">January 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nStarted work at 8am still working now&#8230;Having a glass of red whilst converting excel sheets makes it a little better!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Richard Stephenson (@RMPRichie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RMPRichie\/status\/692474266990854146\">January 27, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I have hidden the image of a slice of pizza in this pivot table and no one can take this away from me! NO ONE! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/survivingthisday?src=hash\">#survivingthisday<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam (@creeptasticsam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/creeptasticsam\/status\/689918779493523456\">January 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\njust finished a massive macro that saves me hours of work. i think i just gained a level in excel wizard<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 dinosaur bones (@mykie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mykie\/status\/692384034362621952\">January 27, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel: WHY ARE YOU PICKING SUCH STUPID COLORS FOR MY DUAL AXIS GRAPHS TODAY?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kevin (@kevinclosson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevinclosson\/status\/692138137032728576\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\n*opens excel work sheets* Hello darkness my old friend<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Erica Liu (@ericaliuser) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ericaliuser\/status\/692363338819506176\">January 27, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every time Ive made an excel sheet + given it to someone new, Ive been asked, &#8220;How does your brain work?&#8221; Neutral tone. Unsure if good\/bad.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Heidi (@goofwork) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/goofwork\/status\/692159559616610304\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nFinished a work project today. Excel file ended with 161 tabs. New personal record! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/AnalystProblems?src=hash\">#AnalystProblems<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DataRich?src=hash\">#DataRich<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tom Kelly (@_TomKelly_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_TomKelly_\/status\/692553766147624960\">January 28, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">when you make a excel workbook and only one worksheet won&#8217;t work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Snipes (@Neeman_Marcus) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Neeman_Marcus\/status\/692452034432364545\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nI struggled most of yesterday with a stupid Excel formula&#8211;BUT I CRACKED IT THIS MORNING. (This tweet brought to you by Too Much Coffee.)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E.M. Caines (@EMCaines) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EMCaines\/status\/691950986152300544\">January 26, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Accidentally emailed 19 excel files (16 pages each) to the printer at work instead of the CA and emailed the CA my boarding passes.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jayesh (@jayeshb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jayeshb\/status\/692413710925762560\">January 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nStupid Excel floating point arithmetic error almost got me in trouble with the wife &gt;:[<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jafaruddin Lie (@jafaruddinlie) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jafaruddinlie\/status\/691789951097257986\">January 26, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don&#8217;t know why, but I have never been able to work Excel. If my life depended on me making a graph or anything, I&#8217;d be dead<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Professor Layton (@BriBunny5) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BriBunny5\/status\/692572905146724352\">January 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\"><p>\nIf I tell you that I&#8217;m doing data science in Excel\/PowerBI\/Query\/Pivot and you don&#8217;t want to hire me, I don&#8217;t want to work for you either.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Roytman (@roytman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/roytman\/status\/691702306941829120\">January 25, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Has anyone ever cried because Excel didn&#8217;t work properly? Asking for a friend&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 GauriW (@GauriW) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GauriW\/status\/692733139614068736\">January 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"When you do one pivot table and suddenly you're the office Excel guru http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/ \" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/01\/twitter20160129a.png\" alt=\"When you do one pivot table and suddenly you're the office Excel guru http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/ \" width=\"402\" height=\"402\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Knepherbird\/status\/690627828371460096\">Knepherbird<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RMPRichie\/status\/692474266990854146\">RMPRichie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/creeptasticsam\/status\/689918779493523456\">creeptasticsam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mykie\/status\/692384034362621952\">mykie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevinclosson\/status\/692138137032728576\">kevinclosson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ericaliuser\/status\/692363338819506176\">ericaliuser<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/goofwork\/status\/692159559616610304\">goofwork<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_TomKelly_\/status\/692553766147624960\">_TomKelly_<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Neeman_Marcus\/status\/692452034432364545\">Neeman_Marcus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EMCaines\/status\/691950986152300544\">EMCaines<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jayeshb\/status\/692413710925762560\">jayeshb<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jafaruddinlie\/status\/691789951097257986\">jafaruddinlie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BriBunny5\/status\/692572905146724352\">BriBunny5<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/roytman\/status\/691702306941829120\">roytman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GauriW\/status\/692733139614068736\">GauriW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If Excel&#8217;s stupid colours make you (or your friend) cry, a glass of wine might help. 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