{"id":273,"date":"2010-02-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-18T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/18\/excel-twitters-20100218\/"},"modified":"2010-02-18T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-18T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100218","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/18\/excel-twitters-20100218\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100218"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm\u2026cheese, Nutella, pie charts. The Excel tweets were very tasty yesterday. And I wonder if the intern and the overworked tweeter are the same person.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>is the Excel QUEEN!!! (Ok, not really. But at least in my office I am!) <\/li>\n<li>bad news: my work computer is down and can&#8217;t send\/receive e-mails or use Word or Excel. good news: Internet is working \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>Boss just came over to tell me he discovered a new Excel function &#8211; I&#8217;m still thrilled! &#8230;ha..Accounting is clearly the right place for me. <\/li>\n<li>strangely, thats how i make my excel sheets better too, lots of colours and different borders. helps get throug the day&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Just discovered that Excel&#8217;s pie-of-a-pie chart is completely pointless in all ways. <\/li>\n<li>My new job gives me new little pleasures. Made a perfect little formula in Excel today \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I find working in Excel and Word far too satisfying. It can&#8217;t be healthy to find such joy in making spreadsheets. <\/li>\n<li>hour 2 of work. Cut and pasted 6 excel cells into 3 emails. I&#8217;m obviously too overworked <\/li>\n<li>It took the intern two hours to fill in 128 cells in an Excel spreadsheet. That&#8217;s 64 cells an hour. No formulas, just cut and paste. <\/li>\n<li>If Microsoft Office had a party, excel would be the lonely, sober man that traps you in the kitchen and talks to you about cheese. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ll say it again: Teach 1000 people to use Excel and 500 to develop in MS Access *correctly*, and the upstate economy would change. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve decided. I&#8217;m giving up Excel for Lent. <\/li>\n<li>If Twitter did a background that looked like an Excel Spreadsheet, I could spend much more time on here in office hours. <\/li>\n<li>Creating an archive of images my pasting each pic into a cell in an excel spreadsheet is not a recommended solution. #makingsimplejobshard <\/li>\n<li>When it takes you seven minutes to open an excel spreadsheet, it is a pretty good indicator that you need a new computer. <\/li>\n<li>Which would you prefer: a jar of Nutella &amp; a spoon OR an Excel spreadsheet to show budget variances in financial statements? Yeah, me too. <\/li>\n<li>sitting at work doing online tutorials to somehow master Excel in the next 2.5 hours so I can pass this dumb computer course for school! <\/li>\n<li>Just volunteered to do some work in Excel. Must be coming down with something. <\/li>\n<li>Would it have killed Microsoft to make copy and paste in Excel work like it does in every other application? <\/li>\n<li>wish i wasn&#8217;t such a perfectionist, it&#8217;s taking me an hour to build a simple chart in excel lol <\/li>\n<li>don&#8217;t use pie charts. ever. <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/d464jR\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/d464jR<\/a> follows tufte with actual advice on how to make effective tables and graphs using excel. <\/li>\n<li>Serious Excel win for me. Remove deleted pivot data from drop down <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/6du9LT\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/6du9LT<\/a> &#8211; This is my life&#8230; excel excitement \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Data Entry Tips\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlDataEntry01.html\">Excel Data Entry Tips<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mmmm\u2026cheese, Nutella, pie charts. The Excel tweets were very tasty yesterday. And I wonder if the intern and the overworked tweeter are the same person. is the Excel QUEEN!!! (Ok, not really. But at least in my office I am!) bad news: my work computer is down and can&#8217;t send\/receive e-mails or use Word or &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/18\/excel-twitters-20100218\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100218&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-273","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=273"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/273\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=273"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=273"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=273"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}