{"id":2743,"date":"2016-03-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-03-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2743"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:33","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20160304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/03\/04\/excel-twitter-20160304\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160304"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If your boss is annoying you with Excel questions, maybe a Pivot Table will make you feel better. Or, run a mile before work, then spend the rest of the day hiding in your new Excel Batcave.<\/p>\n<p>2016-Mar-24: Twitter has changed its feed (again), so I can&#8217;t efficiently collect new tweets for the weekly post. The feed used to show the user name and tweet &#8212; now it just shows the user name. Sigh. If the feed ever becomes usable again, or if I find a new way to collect tweets, I&#8221;ll start posting here again.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today I ran a mile before work and learned #excel match! This was a good day.<\/li>\n<li>My favorite office game is seeing how many different colors I can fit into one excel document and still call it a color code system<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019m considering printing off the excel source code and burning it as a ritual sacrifice to the programming gods. #TraumaticTuesday<\/li>\n<li>Feeling like Batman at work using the new black theme Microsoft rolled out for Excel yesterday<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t even do my own math work anymore.. excel does it for me<\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s this about &#8220;not enough memory,&#8221; Excel? Get some ginkgo biloba &amp; let&#8217;s get back to work.<\/li>\n<li>I should get paid extra for every time Boss MuckyMuck asks &#8220;how do you do that thing in Excel again?&#8221; #Sundayovertime<\/li>\n<li>I used the OFFSET Excel function at work today so don&#8217;t try telling me it wasn&#8217;t an exciting day.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m eating chips, and ripping a poorly made pivot table to shreds<\/li>\n<li>It took 13 minutes to open that Excel workbook. I haven&#8217;t switched back to the window yet, but I bet it&#8217;s just an ASCII middle finger.<\/li>\n<li>When people send you a screenshot of their problem in an Excel workbook &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/li>\n<li>A microsoft employee counting to 20: 1,10,100,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,2,20 The filing system screwed up my code. #microsoft #excel #code<\/li>\n<li>That happiness you feel when your code in excel works even if you have no idea how it works<\/li>\n<li>Just made a highly detailed excel budget work sheet. I swear every day I am more like my mother. Lord help me.<\/li>\n<li>Bad Mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables. #Excel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Bad mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/twitter20160304b.png\" alt=\"Bad mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I ran a mile before work and learned <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> match! This was a good day.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stephanie (@SoDangster) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoDangster\/status\/704842448451731456\">March 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>My favorite office game is seeing how many different colors I can fit into one excel document and still call it a color code system<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pocky X has a cold? (@ThePockyX) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThePockyX\/status\/705103953114038273\">March 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019m considering printing off the excel source code and burning it as a ritual sacrifice to the programming gods. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TraumaticTuesday?src=hash\">#TraumaticTuesday<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nicholas Ellaby (@nfellaby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nfellaby\/status\/704618566381924352\">March 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>Feeling like Batman at work using the new black theme Microsoft rolled out for Excel yesterday \u25aa\ufe0f\u25fe\ufe0f\u26ab\ufe0f\u26ab\ufe0f\u25fe\ufe0f\u25aa\ufe0f <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PznPF0izfR\">pic.twitter.com\/PznPF0izfR<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Trevor Huxham (@trevorhuxham) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trevorhuxham\/status\/704768495041454080\">March 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/walkxr\">@walkxr<\/a> I don&#8217;t even do my own math work anymore.. excel does it for me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chelsea Diane (@_chelseaslife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_chelseaslife\/status\/705119798800334849\">March 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>What&#8217;s this about &#8220;not enough memory,&#8221; Excel? Get some ginkgo biloba &amp; let&#8217;s get back to work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Courtney Ottelin (@YessMaam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YessMaam\/status\/705098671059288064\">March 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>I used the OFFSET Excel function at work today so don&#8217;t try telling me it wasn&#8217;t an exciting day.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jamie (@jtlovell1979) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jtlovell1979\/status\/704709532858056704\">March 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>It took 13 minutes to open that Excel workbook. I haven&#8217;t switched back to the window yet, but I bet it&#8217;s just an ASCII middle finger.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Cory Banks (@Demiurge) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Demiurge\/status\/704712937596846081\">March 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>A microsoft employee counting to 20:<br \/>\n1,10,100,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,2,20<br \/>\nThe filing system screwed up my code. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/microsoft?src=hash\">#microsoft<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/code?src=hash\">#code<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 R3D0 (@EternalSites) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EternalSites\/status\/704413086283931648\">February 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That happiness you feel when your code in excel works even if you have no idea how it works<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Loiki Serilla (@LoikiOfAsgard) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LoikiOfAsgard\/status\/704997591344242689\">March 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>Just made a highly detailed excel budget work sheet. I swear every day I am more like my mother. Lord help me.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Taylor Dawn Charles (@yagurltaydawn) March 2, 2016<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Bad Mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 The Beer Fairy (@The_BeerFairy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_BeerFairy\/status\/704492495208468480\">March 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Bad mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/twitter20160304a.png\" alt=\"Bad mood, so I broke out the Pivot Tables http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"398\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[ (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\")); \/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SoDangster\/status\/704842448451731456\">SoDangster<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ThePockyX\/status\/705103953114038273\">ThePockyX<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nfellaby\/status\/704618566381924352\">nfellaby<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/trevorhuxham\/status\/704768495041454080\">trevorhuxham<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_chelseaslife\/status\/705119798800334849\">_chelseaslife<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/YessMaam\/status\/705098671059288064\">YessMaam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jtlovell1979\/status\/704709532858056704\">jtlovell1979<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Demiurge\/status\/704712937596846081\">Demiurge<\/a>, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EternalSites\/status\/704413086283931648\">EternalSites<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LoikiOfAsgard\/status\/704997591344242689\">LoikiOfAsgard<\/a>, yagurltaydawn, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/The_BeerFairy\/status\/704492495208468480\">The_BeerFairy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 3327px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 662px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If your boss is annoying you with Excel questions, maybe a Pivot Table will make you feel better. 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