{"id":275,"date":"2010-02-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/20\/excel-twitters-20100220\/"},"modified":"2010-02-20T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-20T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100220","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/20\/excel-twitters-20100220\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100220"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Project tracking, rental fee analysis and zombie tracking\u2026Excel was put to good use in Twitter yesterday. And remember, stay hydrated if you\u2019re working in Excel all day, unless you have a drinking problem.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Haven&#8217;t done any spreadsheets for 2 days now. Hoping Microsoft haven&#8217;t launched yet another version of excel in that time&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>just found this article on @papercutpm &#8211; Big Grandaddy of Excel Project Tracking -&gt; good read #pmot <a href=\"http:\/\/icio.us\/gpcaip\">http:\/\/icio.us\/gpcaip<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Dear Insurance, if I have to use Excel to understand what I owe on an insurance claim after looking at your breakdown, something is wrong. <\/li>\n<li>Just owned excel&#8217;s match, index, and vlookup functions to make a snazzy spreadsheet for ppl at work. Today is a good day. <\/li>\n<li>why does pressing F1 in Excel consistently fail to return anything useful for VB or formulas? <\/li>\n<li>I can&#8217;t believe that in this day and age you can&#8217;t add padding to a cell in Excel! WTF? <\/li>\n<li>The girl opposite is going mental on phone to her letting agent. &quot;I&#8217;ve put it on an Excel spreadsheet!&quot; apparenty their fees are too high. <\/li>\n<li>if it&#8217;s on an excel spreadsheet it must be right <\/li>\n<li>Anybody kno how to calculate formulas on Excel.? <\/li>\n<li>Our clients in Texas have the longest institution names. Really makes your excel spreadsheet columns look wonky. \ud83d\ude42 <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m gonna snap if I have to look at another Excel spreadsheet. But then I&#8217;d hold a press conference to apologize to my wife, family &amp; fans. <\/li>\n<li>I just wrote an order and then closed out a 2nd spreadsheet, which closed all my Excel sheets, and I lost the order. Urggggg. <\/li>\n<li>Pet Peeve: People that use a desk calculator to add\/subtract a bunch of numbers in Excel just to put the answer into that same spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Created a Zombie Tracker on an Excel spreadsheet and about to dip in the Zombie 2.0 pool. The things I do for poetry! <\/li>\n<li>Apparently telling someone &quot;to shove their excel spreadsheet up their a**&quot; is not proper &quot;work etiquette&quot; . . . at least I feel better now <\/li>\n<li>oh wow.. listening to flight of the conchords and typing into a spreadsheet at the same time.. find myself typing lyrics into excel :\/ <\/li>\n<li>That&#8217;s super awesome&#8230; Excel just crashed and took my work with it \ud83d\ude41 Now I have to start again from yesterday&#8217;s backup. #EXCELFAIL <\/li>\n<li>Damn you hide window function in Excel! I though I&#8217;d lost two days work! <\/li>\n<li>It is ironic when I&#8217;m billing MSFT and &quot;excel has stopped working&quot; resulting in a loss of 3 hours of work. <\/li>\n<li>I hate when I accidentally click the &quot;help&quot; button in Excel. I&#8217;ve never needed it and it takes so long to load and then close again. <\/li>\n<li>Hydration is key for all day long excel spreadsheets, charts, graphs, &amp; analyzation! <a href=\"http:\/\/yfrog.com\/9s4lmj\">http:\/\/yfrog.com\/9s4lmj<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Never tryed to name a Excel worksheet (tab) &quot;History&quot; till today! You can&#8217;t: &quot;History is a reserved name&quot;. #yam <\/li>\n<li>There is at least one person with a drinking problem for every Excel spreadsheet that uses double-letter columns. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Project tracking, rental fee analysis and zombie tracking\u2026Excel was put to good use in Twitter yesterday. And remember, stay hydrated if you\u2019re working in Excel all day, unless you have a drinking problem. Haven&#8217;t done any spreadsheets for 2 days now. Hoping Microsoft haven&#8217;t launched yet another version of excel in that time&#8230; just found &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/20\/excel-twitters-20100220\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100220&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-275","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=275"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/275\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=275"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=275"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=275"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}