{"id":2760,"date":"2016-05-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-05-20T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2760"},"modified":"2016-05-18T14:25:37","modified_gmt":"2016-05-18T18:25:37","slug":"excel-twitter-20160518","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/05\/20\/excel-twitter-20160518\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160518"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>And\u2026.we&#8217;re back! Finally, all the widgets, gadgets, scripts, feeds, worksheets, connections, and other necessary bits and pieces are working correctly again. For now!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p>So, without further ado, here is the latest collection of Excel-themed tweets. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Just made my first pivot table. Not sure if this is a proud moment or not&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>If everyone else ever figures out how to do a pivot table or VLOOKUP, most of us corporate finance guys will be redundant.<\/li>\n<li>Amazing. After years and years of working with Excel. It is still possible to accidentally delete the entire mornings work. Arrrrgggh!<\/li>\n<li>Hire me to reduce your life to an excel workbook<\/li>\n<li>James Bond can&#8217;t figure out why Microsoft Excel keeps changing his code number to just &#8216;7&#8217; whenever he tabs out of the cell.<\/li>\n<li>Like, I mean. If you can&#8217;t use excel, please let someone know so you aren&#8217;t creating more work<\/li>\n<li>Dear @microsoft I HATE the stupid, lame, slow, useless and disrupting animation while moving through cells in Excel.Love,Axel<\/li>\n<li>Don&#8217;t you love it when you realize your humongous excel spreadsheet with links somehow shifted? #finderror #needleinhaystack<\/li>\n<li>My Excel projects at work might all have a &#8220;elbows on desk, fingers on temples, glaring at the keyboard and grumbling&#8221; phase.<\/li>\n<li>Sometimes at work the way I navigate through excel I feel like I&#8217;m killing it at a video game&#8230;the lamest video game ever<\/li>\n<li>Nothing like that moment of terror when you haven&#8217;t saved your work for a solid 20 minutes and excel stops responding&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>HackNight hilarity: &#8220;then they gave me this 14-sheet excel workbook they call &#8216;the database'&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Kiss my grits, Excel workbook<\/li>\n<li>Today&#8217;s crowning achievements: getting a weird Excel chart to work and not spilling falafel all over myself. #Tuesday<\/li>\n<li>Pro tip &#8211; learn to make a pivot table in excel. People will think you&#8217;re a genius.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Kiss my grits, Excel workbook. This week\u2019s collection of Excel-themed tweets. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/twitter20160520b.png\" alt=\"Kiss my grits, Excel workbook. This week\u2019s collection of Excel-themed tweets. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just made my first pivot table. Not sure if this is a proud moment or not&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 adgad (@adgad) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adgad\/status\/732573323205447681\">May 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nIf everyone else ever figures out how to do a pivot table or VLOOKUP, most of us corporate finance guys will be redundant.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Yuppie Scum (@Savage_Gambino) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Savage_Gambino\/status\/732927480768520192\">May 18, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Amazing. After years and years of working with Excel. It is still possible to accidentally delete the entire mornings work. Arrrrgggh!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rene Banziger (@Ziger_II) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ziger_II\/status\/732662169972531200\">May 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nHire me to reduce your life to an excel workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 kuntrolla (@DataAsRisk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DataAsRisk\/status\/731913700156813312\">May 15, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">James Bond can&#8217;t figure out why Microsoft Excel keeps changing his code number to just &#8216;7&#8217; whenever he tabs out of the cell.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jo Thornely (@jothornely) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jothornely\/status\/732012244335108096\">May 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nLike, I mean. If you can&#8217;t use excel, please let someone know so you aren&#8217;t creating more work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 diZZ (@SweetDizz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweetDizz\/status\/732546099643355137\">May 17, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dear <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Microsoft\">@microsoft<\/a> I HATE the stupid, lame, slow, useless and disrupting animation while moving through cells in Excel.<br \/>\nLove,<br \/>\nAxel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Axel Bunge (@axelbunge) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/axelbunge\/status\/730073156258549760\">May 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nDon&#8217;t you love it when you realize your humongous excel spreadsheet with links somehow shifted? <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/finderror?src=hash\">#finderror<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/needleinhaystack?src=hash\">#needleinhaystack<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stacey Dorow (@Sadorow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sadorow\/status\/732962401524568064\">May 18, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/petfish\">@petfish<\/a> My Excel projects at work might all have a &#8220;elbows on desk, fingers on temples, glaring at the keyboard and grumbling&#8221; phase.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Zii (@Zaranai) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Zaranai\/status\/732718596414046209\">May 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nSometimes at work the way I navigate through excel I feel like I&#8217;m killing it at a video game&#8230;the lamest video game ever<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Steve Messner (@steve_messner) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/steve_messner\/status\/732949539435520000\">May 18, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nothing like that moment of terror when you haven&#8217;t saved your work for a solid 20 minutes and excel stops responding&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Megan Metcalfe (@MegCMet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MegCMet\/status\/732222256177258496\">May 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nHackNight hilarity: &#8220;then they gave me this 14-sheet excel workbook they call &#8216;the database'&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Seattle PyLadies (@PyLadiesSEA) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PyLadiesSEA\/status\/732434938021195776\">May 17, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Kiss my grits, Excel workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adora 2000 (@Adora2000) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adora2000\/status\/730909075039518720\">May 12, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nToday&#8217;s crowning achievements: getting a weird Excel chart to work and not spilling falafel all over myself. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/tuesday?src=hash\">#tuesday<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Libby Engel (@LibbyEngel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LibbyEngel\/status\/732706795886628864\">May 17, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Pro tip &#8211; learn to make a pivot table in excel. People will think you&#8217;re a genius.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stevie Wonder (@Its_ScubaSteve) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Its_ScubaSteve\/status\/731955713145196544\">May 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Kiss my grits, Excel workbook. This week\u2019s collection of Excel-themed tweets. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/05\/twitter20160520a.png\" alt=\"Kiss my grits, Excel workbook. This week\u2019s collection of Excel-themed tweets. http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"403\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/adgad\/status\/732573323205447681\">adgad<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Savage_Gambino\/status\/732927480768520192\">Yuppie Scum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Ziger_II\/status\/732662169972531200\">Rene Banziger<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DataAsRisk\/status\/731913700156813312\">kuntrolla<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jothornely\/status\/732012244335108096\">Jo Thornely<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SweetDizz\/status\/732546099643355137\">diZZ<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/axelbunge\/status\/730073156258549760\">Axel Bunge<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sadorow\/status\/732962401524568064\">Stacey Dorow<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Zaranai\/status\/732718596414046209\">Zii<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/steve_messner\/status\/732949539435520000\">Steve Messner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MegCMet\/status\/732222256177258496\">Megan Metcalfe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PyLadiesSEA\/status\/732434938021195776\">Seattle PyLadies<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Adora2000\/status\/730909075039518720\">Adora 2000<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LibbyEngel\/status\/732706795886628864\">Libby Engel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Its_ScubaSteve\/status\/731955713145196544\">Stevie Wonder<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>And\u2026.we&#8217;re back! 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