{"id":278,"date":"2010-02-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-24T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/24\/excel-twitters-20100224\/"},"modified":"2010-02-24T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-24T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100224","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/24\/excel-twitters-20100224\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100224"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Hungarians invented Excel? Spreadsheets need architecture? Beckett could have written \u201cWaiting for Excel?\u201d There\u2019s always something new and interesting to learn in Twitter.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>r we going to drink tonite..is anybody good in excel I really need help wit tht. <\/li>\n<li>so instead of actually doing my lab report, im googling excel help. microsoft fail me. <\/li>\n<li>Going back to the mental anguish of working on this Excel spreadsheet. Perhaps it will distract me from the dental pain. . . <\/li>\n<li>Work finished: I&#8217;m starting to see the world in excel form, it&#8217;s like I&#8217;m a really dull Neo in an even duller Matrix. <\/li>\n<li>I just modeled my geekiness in Excel. Turns out I&#8217;m not that geeky. I think my model is broken. <\/li>\n<li>Sadly mines like &quot;Waiting for Godot&quot; if you replace &quot;godot&quot; with hometime and the existential crisis with Excel <\/li>\n<li>Some of the most significant things in our world have been invented by Hungarians: von Neumann architecture, network theory, and Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Been sent &quot;artwork&quot; in Excel by client. Can anyone see anything wrong? <a href=\"http:\/\/twitpic.com\/14vuwz\">http:\/\/twitpic.com\/14vuwz<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>can&#8217;t believe the number of times p\/d I google &quot;how do I (insert nerd idea here) on an excel spreadsheet?&quot;.&amp; how many forums exist on it <\/li>\n<li>why do people put plus signs in their excel formulas? is that still necessary? <\/li>\n<li>Just got an updated Excel spreadsheet from my pops of restaurants I have to visit in IL based on &quot;Diners, Drive-ins and Dives.&quot; He&#8217;s nuts. <\/li>\n<li>the nerd in me is enjoying working on an excel spreadsheet&#8230;.really it just gives me an excuse to listen to &quot;wait wait don&#8217;t tell me&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Isn&#8217;t everyday an excel spreadsheet kind of day for you? <\/li>\n<li>my super charged excel spreadsheet takes 5 mins to calculate. That indicates I&#8217;m &quot;really really smart&quot; or &quot;smart but not that smart&quot;. <\/li>\n<li>I love excel! It is genius. Cannot wait to work with access which is apparently excel on steroids. <\/li>\n<li>While looking at some of my work in Excel, the boss says, &quot;Yeah, but it would be nice if you could sort the numbers.&quot; #Over45vsTechnology <\/li>\n<li>If I didn&#8217;t work so quickly in #Excel, I wouldn&#8217;t be so upset that the last auto save was 15 minutes ago. \ud83d\ude41 <\/li>\n<li>I am going to dedicate my time on Wed to work on the Excel portion of my Business Systems class. Someone remind me to do this. <\/li>\n<li>Have been talking about that with ppl recently. GST increase will be great for IT. Tonnes for contract work to fix Excel sheets! <\/li>\n<li>Overheard at Target, &quot;So does this Netbook do Excel?&quot; &quot;Oh yeah, it excels at lots of things. Sorry, I typically work in Cosmetics.&quot; <\/li>\n<li>There is no architectural approach that can make it nice to work with excel spreadsheets <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s a pivot table in microsoft excel? I want to do the bonus question for my excel assignment. <\/li>\n<li>My boss just freaked out on me because I suggested changing his color scheme in his excel file, haha, I should make it all pink! Hahaha. <\/li>\n<li>Just fixed a two-day Excel problem with 30 seconds of staring &amp; three button presses. My coworker thinks I&#8217;m the embodiment of Clarke&#8217;s Law. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Hungarians invented Excel? Spreadsheets need architecture? Beckett could have written \u201cWaiting for Excel?\u201d There\u2019s always something new and interesting to learn in Twitter. r we going to drink tonite..is anybody good in excel I really need help wit tht. so instead of actually doing my lab report, im googling excel help. microsoft fail me. Going &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/24\/excel-twitters-20100224\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100224&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-278","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=278"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/278\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=278"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=278"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=278"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}