{"id":2799,"date":"2016-06-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-03T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2799"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:33","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:33","slug":"excel-twitter-20160603","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/06\/03\/excel-twitter-20160603\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160603"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Is your youth fading, and if so, is Excel to blame? Anyway, don&#8217;t yell at the paper clip, and leave the pivot table out of it. I&#8217;m sure that bloke from 2003 would agree!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today I made a combo line chart in excel &#8230; #ImCool<\/li>\n<li>No, Mom, my job is great. I love seeing my youth fade with every excel sheet I open.<\/li>\n<li>OH; &#8220;I love Excel so much if it was a man I&#8217;d marry it because it does everything.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>Dude say what you want about me&#8230;my family..whatever! But you leave my pivot table out of this.<\/li>\n<li>I love when you have an excel problem and Google it. Some bloke from 2003 has solved it and it still works.<\/li>\n<li>Uhh, my boss actually said I&#8217;m an Excel guru&#8230; *hides under a rock*<\/li>\n<li>I love doing cell references in excel because of the lively exclamation point. &#8220;MediaRelations!J18&#8243;Yeah!<\/li>\n<li>Made a pie chart on excel for the 1st time! I feel 30% smarter and 70% more attractive. Come see me &#8211; I&#8217;ll pie your charts good<\/li>\n<li>Please note the date and time!!! I just created a pivot table without the help of another human being. #miracleshappen #Excel #work<\/li>\n<li>No YOU just spent twenty minutes playing with numbers in Excel to answer a stupid off-the-cuff joke\/question.<\/li>\n<li>Working here has made me develop some sort of hate for MS word and love for MS excel lol<\/li>\n<li>@HarryTwittaker &#8220;It looks like you&#8217;re trying to make a pivot table&#8221; &#8220;I DON&#8217;T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PAPERCLIP&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>When you&#8217;re working on Excel infront of your coworker and they think you&#8217;re decoding the DaVinci code. #calmdownitsjustnumbers #notmagic<\/li>\n<li>Two words that sum up my day. Pivot. Table.<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t use Excel a lot. Is it always this counterintuitively stupid?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"What people said about Excel this week http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160603b.png\" alt=\"What people said about Excel this week http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"413\" height=\"208\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today I made a combo line chart in excel &#8230; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/ImCool?src=hash\">#ImCool<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nick Visscher (@nickvisscher) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nickvisscher\/status\/738190995934695425\">June 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nNo, Mom, my job is great. I love seeing my youth fade with every excel sheet I open.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Intern Bot (@iaminternbot) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iaminternbot\/status\/738259013838704640\">June 2, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">OH: &#8220;I love Excel so much if it was a man I&#8217;d marry it because it does everything.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jocelyn (@Jocelyn_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jocelyn_\/status\/738066639686504448\">June 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nDude say what you want about me&#8230;my family..whatever! But you leave my pivot table out of this.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Iworkinanoffice (@iworkinaoffice) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iworkinaoffice\/status\/738130773350420480\">June 1, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love when you have an excel problem and Google it. Some bloke from 2003 has solved it and it still works.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emma Barnes (@ejbarnes89) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ejbarnes89\/status\/738317493454942208\">June 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nUhh, my boss actually said I&#8217;m an Excel guru&#8230; *hides under a rock*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Choshi Marie (@koi_choshi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/koi_choshi\/status\/737483989624193024\">May 31, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love doing cell references in excel because of the lively exclamation point. &#8220;MediaRelations!J18&#8221;<br \/>\nYeah!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mir i am (@ironmiriam) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ironmiriam\/status\/737682897541464064\">May 31, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nMade a pie chart on excel for the 1st time!<br \/>\n I feel 30% smarter and 70% more attractive.<br \/>\n Come see me &#8211; I&#8217;ll pie your charts good<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vanessa Yardley (@MsNess48) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MsNess48\/status\/736849169696980994\">May 29, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Please note the date and time!!! I just created a pivot table without the help of another human being. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/miracleshappen?src=hash\">#miracleshappen<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/work?src=hash\">#work<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah (@noudles04) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/noudles04\/status\/737707971463905280\">May 31, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nNo YOU just spent twenty minutes playing with numbers in Excel to answer a stupid off-the-cuff joke\/question.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dr. Sbaitso, F.M.D. (@DrSbaitso) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrSbaitso\/status\/735952287432998913\">May 26, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Working here has made me develop some sort of hate for MS word and love for MS excel lol<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Erika Louise (@thisbvdkid) June 2, 2016<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HarryTwittaker\">@HarryTwittaker<\/a> &#8220;It looks like you&#8217;re trying to make a pivot table&#8221; &#8220;I DON&#8217;T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, PAPERCLIP&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 TAFKACD (@ChazzyDeane) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChazzyDeane\/status\/737588945597259776\">May 31, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you&#8217;re working on Excel infront of your coworker and they think you&#8217;re decoding the DaVinci code. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/calmdownitsjustnumbers?src=hash\">#calmdownitsjustnumbers<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/notmagic?src=hash\">#notmagic<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 P (@PatilBerberian) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PatilBerberian\/status\/736211969053581314\">May 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nTwo words that sum up my day. Pivot. Table.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nikki Hesford (@NikkiHesford) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NikkiHesford\/status\/735580728830873600\">May 25, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don&#8217;t use Excel a lot. Is it always this counterintuitively stupid?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Varad Mehta (@varadmehta) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/varadmehta\/status\/735571791674933248\">May 25, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160603a.png\" alt=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"413\" height=\"413\" border=\"0\" \/><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nickvisscher\/status\/738190995934695425\">Nick Visscher<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iaminternbot\/status\/738259013838704640\">Intern Bot<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Jocelyn_\/status\/738066639686504448\">Jocelyn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/iworkinaoffice\/status\/738130773350420480\">Iworkinanoffice<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ejbarnes89\/status\/738317493454942208\">Emma Barnes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/koi_choshi\/status\/737483989624193024\">Choshi Marie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ironmiriam\/status\/737682897541464064\">Mir i am<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MsNess48\/status\/736849169696980994\">Vanessa Yardley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/noudles04\/status\/737707971463905280\">Sarah<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DrSbaitso\/status\/735952287432998913\">Dr. Sbaitso, F.M.D.<\/a>, Erika Louise, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ChazzyDeane\/status\/737588945597259776\">TAFKACD<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PatilBerberian\/status\/736211969053581314\">P<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NikkiHesford\/status\/735580728830873600\">Nikki Hesford<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/varadmehta\/status\/735571791674933248\">Varad Mehta<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Is your youth fading, and if so, is Excel to blame? 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