{"id":281,"date":"2010-02-27T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-02-27T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/27\/excel-twitters-20100227-2\/"},"modified":"2010-02-27T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-02-27T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100227-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/27\/excel-twitters-20100227-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100227"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Pivot Tables Olympics? Yes, I\u2019d be a fan of that. It might even be more exciting than Olympic hockey! <\/p>\n<p>And be careful out there \u2013 you wouldn\u2019t want to accidentally delete two hours of work, or show your spreadsheet on a giant billboard.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Anyone got a good app for organizing #ff messages? My attempt at organizing on an Excel spreadsheet is an insult to my generation&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Stopping for double Red Bull on way to work. After last night&#8217;s Excel debacle, figure I&#8217;ll need it. That &amp; a ritual sacrifice to excel gods. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s so you EARN the weekend&#8230; thats the only positive spin I can put on working in Excel. <\/li>\n<li>VLookup is my best friend today. And if you don&#8217;t know what that is, you are obviously not an Excel geek like me. <\/li>\n<li>give me a problem, i&#8217;ll solve it with excel. <\/li>\n<li>I like how Excel refuses to work in SDI. Because we all know, there is no reason at all to ever want to have 2 separate Excel windows. #fail <\/li>\n<li>=vlookup() you are my friend &#8211; just saved me about 2 hours of brain numbing Excel work. <\/li>\n<li>Today I will be staring at a fake Excel sheet while streaming the #TeamUSA game at work. Shhh. Don&#8217;t tell anyone. <\/li>\n<li>ARG! Just accidentally permanently deleted two hours of test cases. Stupid Excel. Reason #231 to use Google Docs! <\/li>\n<li>I really despise Excel 2008, it&#8217;s the Vista of spreadsheet software: more complex, but somehow with less features and usability. Blerg. <\/li>\n<li>12 hrs till freedom. Turned 20 excel cells into a 58 slide, $50mil PE presentation. <\/li>\n<li>Is there anything better in life than creating lovely coloured charts in Excel. Hmmm tasty data. yum yum <\/li>\n<li>someone called my excel spreadsheet ugly. i&#8217;m going to go cry now. <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m going to make an Excel spreadsheet documenting my headaches. Maybe by next year it&#8217;ll be interesting. #nerd <\/li>\n<li>I am not an expert&#8230;just know where they are. I hear the words &quot;pivot table&quot; and I faint out of fear! <\/li>\n<li>Someones excel spreadsheet on giant electronic billboard. Oops wrong button. <\/li>\n<li>I am a Pivot Table \/ Analytics God. Wow, bragging about Excel Skillz is a new low for me&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Back home working, now. trying to stay out of the beer fridge while working in Excel. The combination doesn&#8217;t usually work well. \ud83d\ude09 <\/li>\n<li>Now wrestling with the idiosyncratic VBA in an Excel spreadsheet, and it&#8217;s dawning on me that I&#8217;ve forgotten more than I ever knew&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Also, me and Excel are having fights about drop-down lists because I am not Excel-fluent and Microsoft is evil. <\/li>\n<li>My laptop is slowing down due to an MS Excel VLOOKUP of 270,000 records. This is one example where I want a gaming PC but not for gaming. <\/li>\n<li>The worst part about my job? When I pull of some awesome Excel formula style problem solving, no one, literally no one, cares. <\/li>\n<li>If there was an Olympics for Excel Pivot tables, I would have just done the equivalent of the Double McTwist. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Pivot Tables Olympics? Yes, I\u2019d be a fan of that. It might even be more exciting than Olympic hockey! And be careful out there \u2013 you wouldn\u2019t want to accidentally delete two hours of work, or show your spreadsheet on a giant billboard. Anyone got a good app for organizing #ff messages? My attempt at &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/02\/27\/excel-twitters-20100227-2\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100227&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-281","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=281"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/281\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=281"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=281"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=281"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}