{"id":2815,"date":"2016-06-17T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-17T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2815"},"modified":"2019-10-17T14:24:10","modified_gmt":"2019-10-17T18:24:10","slug":"excel-twitter-20160617","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/06\/17\/excel-twitter-20160617\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160617"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you mess up your Excel chart, does that mean you\u2019ve lost the plot? If that joke gave you a migraine, I\u2019m sorry \u2013 it was not Our Greatest Work.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I think of all the functions in #Microsoft Excel like pivot tables, formulas, vlookup, etc, my favorite function is still &#8220;undo&#8221;.<\/li>\n<li>It\u2019s 8AM and I\u2019ve already broken out the Pivot Table. Come at me Bro!<\/li>\n<li>Slack is down and Excel won\u2019t let me edit this chart. I literally can\u2019t work right now.<\/li>\n<li>Does anyone really know how to work Excel or do we all just say we do on our resum\u00e9s? Asking for a friend.<\/li>\n<li>Just screwed up my Excel chart. Annoyed. #losttheplot<\/li>\n<li>I Don&#8217;T Recall Giving You Permission To Die, Excel.Especially Moments Before The Completion Of Our Greatest Work.<\/li>\n<li>\u201cExcel\u2019s not broken, the programming isn\u2019t broken. It\u2019s your stupid business rule that doesn\u2019t make any sense.\u201d -My Boss\u2019 realness<\/li>\n<li>The only useful code for people to know is Excel VBA. But don&#8217;t learn it so my resume will always be at the top.<\/li>\n<li>If this Excel macro would just work and not ruin my life, that&#8217;d be great.<\/li>\n<li>On days where I have a migraine, I think my career choice of staring at Excel and code all day may not have been the best choice.<\/li>\n<li>Update on how it&#8217;s going; shoving Terra Chips in my face and dying slowly in an Excel workbook.<\/li>\n<li>A new study shows life would be approx 2134% better if Excel could retain zip code formatting when I export to .csv<\/li>\n<li>I am not a pivot table that you can overlap with<\/li>\n<li>Excel pivot tables are my best friend. Analyze ALL the data!<\/li>\n<li>My boss has been in finance for so long that he makes his slideshows in Excel. #TIL<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160617b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20160617b\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160617b_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20160617b\" width=\"416\" height=\"209\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It\u2019s 8AM and I\u2019ve already broken out the Pivot Table. Come at me Bro!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Josh Guesman (@jguesman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jguesman\/status\/740560677308239872\">June 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>Slack is down and Excel won\u2019t let me edit this chart. I literally can\u2019t work right now.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matthew Cassinelli (@mattcassinelli) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattcassinelli\/status\/741326289190064128\">June 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Brotreem\">@Brotreem<\/a> Does anyone really know how to work Excel or do we all just say we do on our resum\u00e9s? Asking for a friend.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alexa Batitis (@AlexaBatitis) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlexaBatitis\/status\/742526272891408384\">June 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>Just screwed up my Excel chart. Annoyed. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/losttheplot?src=hash\">#losttheplot<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gordon Coulter (@gordoncoulter) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gordoncoulter\/status\/742655091711283200\">June 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I DON&#8217;T RECALL GIVING YOU PERMISSION TO DIE, EXCEL.<br \/>\nESPECIALLY MOMENTS BEFORE THE COMPLETION OF OUR GREATEST WORK. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/PTgg9OBk70\">pic.twitter.com\/PTgg9OBk70<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 \uff2f\uff28 \uff2e\uff2f \uff29\uff34&#8217;\uff33 \uff22\uff25\uff21\uff34 (@BEAT_TWITTAR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BEAT_TWITTAR\/status\/742420814335709184\">June 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\u201cExcel\u2019s not broken, the programming isn\u2019t broken. It\u2019s your stupid business rule that doesn\u2019t make any sense.\u201d -My Boss\u2019 realness<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kylo Jen (@jenni7283) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jenni7283\/status\/740570251130179584\">June 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The only useful code for people to know is Excel VBA. But don&#8217;t learn it so my resume will always be at the top.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 AddyDayo (@AddyDayo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AddyDayo\/status\/742450453749878788\">June 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>If this Excel macro would just work and not ruin my life, that&#8217;d be great.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Haute Socialite (@Haute_Socialite) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Haute_Socialite\/status\/742379497899446272\">June 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">On days where I have a migraine, I think my career choice of staring at Excel and code all day may not have been the best choice.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kelli (@kellilane11) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kellilane11\/status\/740913746013487104\">June 9, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>Update on how it&#8217;s going: shoving Terra Chips in my face and dying slowly in an Excel workbook.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 NC (@GuidetteNC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GuidetteNC\/status\/740999230274338816\">June 9, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A new study shows life would be approx 2134% better if Excel could retain zip code formatting when I export to .csv<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tyler Prendergast (@LerPrendergast) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LerPrendergast\/status\/741317205254647808\">June 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>I am not a pivot table that you can overlap with<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lloyd (@lloydcalvario) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lloydcalvario\/status\/742911648483053568\">June 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel pivot tables are my best friend. Analyze ALL the data!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kelly C. Boeckman (@kellyboeckman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kellyboeckman\/status\/740579982661935105\">June 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>My boss has been in finance for so long that he makes his slideshows in Excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/TIL?src=hash\">#TIL<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dennis Griffith (@ISANobody_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ISANobody_\/status\/741025935793786880\">June 9, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160617a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20160617a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160617a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20160617a\" width=\"417\" height=\"417\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[ (function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\")); \/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jguesman\/status\/740560677308239872\">Josh Guesman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattcassinelli\/status\/741326289190064128\">Matthew Cassinelli<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AlexaBatitis\/status\/742526272891408384\">Alexa Batitis<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gordoncoulter\/status\/742655091711283200\">Gordon Coulter<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BEAT_TWITTAR\/status\/742420814335709184\">\uff4f\uff48 \uff4e\uff4f \uff49\uff54&#8217;\uff53 \uff42\uff45\uff41\uff54<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jenni7283\/status\/740570251130179584\">Kylo Jen<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AddyDayo\/status\/742450453749878788\">AddyDayo<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Haute_Socialite\/status\/742379497899446272\">Haute Socialite<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kellilane11\/status\/740913746013487104\">Kelli<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GuidetteNC\/status\/740999230274338816\">NC<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LerPrendergast\/status\/741317205254647808\">Tyler Prendergast<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lloydcalvario\/status\/742911648483053568\">Lloyd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kellyboeckman\/status\/740579982661935105\">Kelly C. 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