{"id":283,"date":"2010-03-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/02\/excel-twitters-20100302\/"},"modified":"2010-03-02T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-02T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100302","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/02\/excel-twitters-20100302\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100302"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Italian food can definitely ease the pain induced by Excel hell. Maybe it would help with that swampy wallowing homework feeling too!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Looking at Excel toolbar, wondering how many years it will be until the Save icon is no longer a floppy disk. Haven&#8217;t use a floppy in years <\/li>\n<li>Fine. You win excel. I will calculate manually. <\/li>\n<li>Let&#8217;s see if I can finish faking survey results, make an excel spreadsheet, create the charts, and analyze them in the report &#8211; IN 2HOURS!! <\/li>\n<li>I am apparently the excel man at work&#8230;? Go figure&#8230; Yay I know how to do basic formulas and how make it look pretty&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s official. I freakin&#8217; hate Excel. I just spent the last two hours doing a spreadsheet and open it and guess what? BLANK. UUUGGGHHH <\/li>\n<li>Accidentally clicked view code on Excel and ended up in some mystery place. Scary stuff. <\/li>\n<li>It takes very little effort to experience Excel hell, particularly when a spreadsheet gets emailed. <\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever changed my own oil, but I can write an Excel VLOOKUP function without using a wizard. <\/li>\n<li>Anyone else hate that Excel tries to read &quot;@&quot; as part of a formula? Boo, Microsoft! <\/li>\n<li>excel worksheets without color are painful to work with <\/li>\n<li>Italian food w\/ my family 2nite&#8230;This might make up for how much I hate my Excel class. The Prof made some1 take a quiz in the hall&#8230;LAME <\/li>\n<li>On a similar note, would like an Excel function that begins with =AWESOME( <\/li>\n<li>Never let someone who has never used Excel set an address list for you. Every. word. in. a. separate. cell. You can imagine the chaos. <\/li>\n<li>I can now make colorful pie charts from Excel data!! It took me an hour to learn, but note that I&#8217;m an English major&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>my hubby once got me an advanced excel spreadsheet book for Xmas. He hasn&#8217;t lived it down was approx 15 years ago too!!! <\/li>\n<li>just got called king of the internal developed forecast model in Excel with tons of Macros at work&#8230;what a complement <\/li>\n<li>Accounting would be so much easier if he put the blank excel sheet online so we could follow along on our laptops! <\/li>\n<li>Excessive excel calculations has prompted brain to overheat, so kind colleague has switched on fan to ease my brow. <\/li>\n<li>Oh Excel. You make me feel like a very stupid hippo, slogging my way through the thicket of swampy wallowing homework. Squelch. <\/li>\n<li>Sure he can draw in excel, but can he put together a pivot table. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel VLOOKUP Function\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/xlFunctions02.html\">Excel VLOOKUP Function<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, Italian food can definitely ease the pain induced by Excel hell. Maybe it would help with that swampy wallowing homework feeling too! Looking at Excel toolbar, wondering how many years it will be until the Save icon is no longer a floppy disk. Haven&#8217;t use a floppy in years Fine. You win excel. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/02\/excel-twitters-20100302\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100302&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-283","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=283"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/283\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=283"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=283"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=283"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}