{"id":2830,"date":"2016-06-24T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-06-24T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2830"},"modified":"2016-09-02T09:07:44","modified_gmt":"2016-09-02T13:07:44","slug":"excel-twitter-20160624","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/06\/24\/excel-twitter-20160624\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160624"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Have you been lying on your r\u00e9sum\u00e9, and you have to Google how to make a pivot table? Or is that even a proficiency? Maybe you should go to Starbucks (when it isn\u2019t busy), and think about that.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Being praised for my &#8220;good work&#8221; in Excel but ive actually been Googling how to use it all day hahahaha<\/li>\n<li>The only thing I can get my excel code to do correctly is delete all data and worksheets so I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be using this very much<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve officially hit rock bottom when you are starting fights at work with people because they don&#8217;t wrap text their excel sheets<\/li>\n<li>I find it baffling that Excel pivot tables are considered a proficiency skill.<\/li>\n<li>*figures out how to rotate a 3D pie chart in Excel* i am a graphic design prodigy<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t say this enough but I do love Excel. Thank you for everything you do @msexcel<\/li>\n<li>List of things to do this summer;1.)Work out every day2.)be clear, be decisive3.)figure out how to use excel and stop lying on resume<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m such a nerd that I created an Excel traffic trend chart of when #Starbucks is busiest. And today &#8211; my predictions are so far accurate.<\/li>\n<li>Excel has just decided to not come to work today&#8230;.<\/li>\n<li>I love seeing some scrappy excel #dataviz work. Https:\/\/twitter.com\/randal_olson\/status\/745622790234054657 \u2026<\/li>\n<li>Arguing to our IT chief that we need an upgrade to Excel 2016 because it &#8220;looks pretty&#8221; didn&#8217;t work for some reason.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve got two pivot tables and some macros. Where it&#8217;s at. #Excel<\/li>\n<li>For me, excel is to work as Google is to college. And today excel isn&#8217;t working. Help.<\/li>\n<li>We&#8217;re going to look at dirty data, because life is dirty and so is data. #Excel #PivotTable #IRE16<\/li>\n<li>if excel is involved I can guarantee that is your problem<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160624b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I don't say this enough but I do love Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160624b_thumb.png\" alt=\"I don't say this enough but I do love Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above. If you like this week&#8217;s tweets, please share the link. Thanks!<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Being praised for my &#8220;good work&#8221; in Excel but ive actually been Googling how to use it all day hahahaha<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Delicate Haddock (@bluehippiecats) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluehippiecats\/status\/745664450972258308\">June 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nThe only thing I can get my excel code to do correctly is delete all data and worksheets so I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ll be using this very much<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 fumblingiraffe (@Fumblingiraffe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Fumblingiraffe\/status\/743172459088707584\">June 15, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you&#8217;ve officially hit rock bottom when you are starting fights at work with people because they don&#8217;t wrap text their excel sheets<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristen (@kristennshelley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kristennshelley\/status\/744957248577769472\">June 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\n*figures out how to rotate a 3D pie chart in Excel* i am a graphic design prodigy<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kara Ganyer (@kdganyer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kdganyer\/status\/744931841098944512\">June 20, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>I don&#8217;t say this enough but I do love Excel. Thank you for everything you do <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/msexcel\">@msexcel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joseph Finney (@TheJoeFin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheJoeFin\/status\/744926384087195649\">June 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nList of things to do this summer:<\/p>\n<p>1.)Work out every day<\/p>\n<p>2.)be clear, be decisive<\/p>\n<p>3.)figure out how to use excel and stop lying on resume<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Foxy Grandpa (@Gary_something) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gary_something\/status\/744191424686620673\">June 18, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>I&#8217;m such a nerd that I created an Excel traffic trend chart of when <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Starbucks?src=hash\">#Starbucks<\/a> is busiest. And today &#8211; my predictions are so far accurate.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Narum (@JohnNarum) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnNarum\/status\/743785689389666304\">June 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nExcel has just decided to not come to work today&#8230;.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rebekah (@rebesmalls) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rebesmalls\/status\/743823647765209089\">June 17, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/dataviz?src=hash\">#dataviz<\/a> of daily temperature lows for <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Tampa?src=hash\">#Tampa<\/a>, FL (1960-2015).<\/p>\n<p>Full dataviz: <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/CUwxG3Y1OJ\">https:\/\/t.co\/CUwxG3Y1OJ<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/mzZ4F1Y6G1\">pic.twitter.com\/mzZ4F1Y6G1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Randy Olson (@randal_olson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/randal_olson\/status\/745622790234054657\">June 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nArguing to our IT chief that we need an upgrade to Excel 2016 because it &#8220;looks pretty&#8221; didn&#8217;t work for some reason.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mangle (@Manglehaft) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Manglehaft\/status\/743144252176273408\">June 15, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>I&#8217;ve got two pivot tables and some macros. Where it&#8217;s at. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe Lindell (@joelindell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joelindell\/status\/743441282593218560\">June 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nFor me, excel is to work as Google is to college. And today excel isn&#8217;t working. Help.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hannah Sharp (@hannahshrp) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hannahshrp\/status\/744895991598440448\">June 20, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>&#8220;We&#8217;re going to look at dirty data, because life is dirty and so is data.&#8221; <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/PivotTable?src=hash\">#PivotTable<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/IRE16?src=hash\">#IRE16<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah Boden (@Sarah_Boden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sarah_Boden\/status\/743482135319711744\">June 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PhillGray\">@PhillGray<\/a> if excel is involved I can guarantee that is your problem<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rob Batchelor (@robjbatchelor) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robjbatchelor\/status\/745685689115811840\">June 22, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160624a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I don't say this enough but I do love Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/06\/twitter20160624a_thumb.png\" alt=\"I don't say this enough but I do love Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bluehippiecats\/status\/745664450972258308\">Delicate Haddock<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Fumblingiraffe\/status\/743172459088707584\">fumblingiraffe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kristennshelley\/status\/744957248577769472\">Kristen<\/a>, x, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kdganyer\/status\/744931841098944512\">Kara Ganyer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheJoeFin\/status\/744926384087195649\">Joseph Finney<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gary_something\/status\/744191424686620673\">Foxy Grandpa<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JohnNarum\/status\/743785689389666304\">John Narum<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rebesmalls\/status\/743823647765209089\">Rebekah<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/randal_olson\/status\/745622790234054657\">Mike Sarasti<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Manglehaft\/status\/743144252176273408\">Mangle<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joelindell\/status\/743441282593218560\">Joe Lindell<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hannahshrp\/status\/744895991598440448\">Hannah Sharp<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Sarah_Boden\/status\/743482135319711744\">Sarah Boden<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robjbatchelor\/status\/745685689115811840\">Rob Batchelor<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 0.85; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 838px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Have you been lying on your r\u00e9sum\u00e9, and you have to Google how to make a pivot table? 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