{"id":2857,"date":"2016-08-05T00:01:07","date_gmt":"2016-08-05T04:01:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2857"},"modified":"2016-08-04T12:47:16","modified_gmt":"2016-08-04T16:47:16","slug":"excel-twitter-20160805","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/08\/05\/excel-twitter-20160805\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160805"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Do your Excel charts look like the Batman logo? Or does your work look more like a $15 mouse, and it\u2019s slowly killing you?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Boss: I need you to create an Excel spreadsh&#8230; *interrupts Me: I quit.<\/li>\n<li>I just started using Pivot Tables in MS Excel, and I&#8217;m more excited than any normal person should be. #DataNerd<\/li>\n<li>Excel chart for work came out looking a bit like Batman logo. Taking it as a good sign, probably can&#8217;t say this in my report \ud83d\ude1b<\/li>\n<li>I fall in love just a little, oh a little bit every day with Excel. \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/li>\n<li>When u spend ur entire day crunching numbers on excel and a formula link breaks as u send it to ur boss #iheartcoop<\/li>\n<li>Once I get this data cleaned up, I think the resulting pivot table is going to break Excel. I am kind of excited. #simplepleasures<\/li>\n<li>I just made a line chart in Excel!!!! Pretty sure I can fly the Shuttle now&#8230;well, if it were still around&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I want everyone to know I am attempting to make pivot tables with excel for Mac #thestruggle<\/li>\n<li>If you borrow $15 for 12 months at 10% interest to buy your #gf a mouse. Monthly repayments would be =PMT(10%,12,15) = $2.20 #Excel #Loan<\/li>\n<li>A love a nice tidy Excel spreadsheet<\/li>\n<li>Proficient in Excel but cant do macros or pivot tables. Frauds!<\/li>\n<li>we will assume you know what you&#8217;re doing in excel ok, problem &#8211;<\/li>\n<li>*repeatedly bashes head on desk in hopes that Excel will take pity and WORK*<\/li>\n<li>When Excel crashes at work and I can&#8217;t scream at the top of my lungs like I want to&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m being slowly killed by the world&#8217;s most temperamental pivot table<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/twitter20160805b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"My Excel chart looks like a Batman logo. Good sign? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/twitter20160805b_thumb.png\" alt=\"My Excel chart looks like a Batman logo. Good sign? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"200\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Boss: I need you to create an Excel spreadsh&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>*interrupts<\/p>\n<p>Me: I quit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 BornHusky (@dlockw21) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dlockw21\/status\/760899880315346944\">August 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nI just started using Pivot Tables in MS Excel, and I&#8217;m more excited than any normal person should be. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/DataNerd?src=hash\">#DataNerd<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GG8qu4TuyV\">pic.twitter.com\/GG8qu4TuyV<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Corbin J. Standley (@CorbinStandley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CorbinStandley\/status\/760927364373098497\">August 3, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel chart for work came out looking a bit like Batman logo. Taking it as a good sign, probably can&#8217;t say this in my report \ud83d\ude1b<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rebecca (@arbitrarygenius) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/arbitrarygenius\/status\/760409250460012544\">August 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nI fall in love just a little, oh a little bit every day with Excel. \ud83d\ude00 \ud83d\ude00<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Zafrul Ahmed Sayem (@sayemahmed24) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sayemahmed24\/status\/760217881363701760\">August 1, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When u spend ur entire day crunching numbers on excel and a formula link breaks as u send it to ur boss <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/iheartcoop?src=hash\">#iheartcoop<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/8egeQYMPW5\">pic.twitter.com\/8egeQYMPW5<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chloe (@chlo_chckmyflow) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chlo_chckmyflow\/status\/760196967448186880\">August 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nOnce I get this data cleaned up, I think the resulting pivot table is going to break Excel. I am kind of excited. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/simplepleasures?src=hash\">#simplepleasures<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matthew Keeley (@mattkeeley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattkeeley\/status\/760187792173457408\">August 1, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just made a line chart in Excel!!!! Pretty sure I can fly the Shuttle now&#8230;well, if it were still around&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 loishenry (@loishenry) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loishenry\/status\/758466919066238976\">July 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nI want everyone to know I am attempting to make pivot tables with excel for Mac <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/thestruggle?src=hash\">#thestruggle<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Briana Diaz (@lionfullofrage) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lionfullofrage\/status\/756989353881051136\">July 23, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If you borrow $15 for 12 months at 10% interest to buy your <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/gf?src=hash\">#gf<\/a> a mouse.<\/p>\n<p>Monthly repayments would be<br \/>\n=PMT(10%,12,15)<br \/>\n= $2.20<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Excel?src=hash\">#Excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Loan?src=hash\">#Loan<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 WittyExcel (@wittyexcel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wittyexcel\/status\/760853304070983680\">August 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nA love a nice tidy Excel spreadsheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sam (@Coxnterpxrts) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Coxnterpxrts\/status\/761131065956298752\">August 4, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;Proficient in Excel&#8221; but cant do macros or pivot tables. Frauds!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ghengis Kellz (@KMJeezy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KMJeezy\/status\/758022365838241792\">July 26, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\"><p>\n&#8220;we will assume you know what you&#8217;re doing in excel&#8221;<br \/>\n ok, problem &#8211;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lucy Skyler (@lucy_skyler) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lucy_skyler\/status\/760327746408976384\">August 2, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">*repeatedly bashes head on desk in hopes that Excel will take pity and WORK* <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/aVK3akzKih\">pic.twitter.com\/aVK3akzKih<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jungle Julia (@lady_jeanette) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lady_jeanette\/status\/761139379951792128\">August 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\"><p>\nWhen Excel crashes at work and I can&#8217;t scream at the top of my lungs like I want to&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lauren (@dubba13) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dubba13\/status\/760911127073161216\">August 3, 2016<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m being slowly killed by the world&#8217;s most temperamental pivot table<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeremy Santerre (@jeremysanterre) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeremysanterre\/status\/760547266897801217\">August 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" async=\"\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/twitter20160805a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20160805a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/08\/twitter20160805a_thumb.png\" alt=\"My Excel chart looks like a Batman logo. Good sign? http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"398\" height=\"398\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">\/\/ <![CDATA[\n(function(d, s, id) { var js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0]; if (d.getElementById(id)) return; js = d.createElement(s); js.id = id; js.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\"; fjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs); }(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n\/\/ ]]><\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dlockw21\/status\/760899880315346944\">BornHusky<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CorbinStandley\/status\/760927364373098497\">Corbin J. Standley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/arbitrarygenius\/status\/760409250460012544\">Rebecca<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sayemahmed24\/status\/760217881363701760\">Zafrul Ahmed Sayem<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chlo_chckmyflow\/status\/760196967448186880\">Chloe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattkeeley\/status\/760187792173457408\">Matthew Keeley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loishenry\/status\/758466919066238976\">loishenry<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lionfullofrage\/status\/756989353881051136\">Briana Diaz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/wittyexcel\/status\/760853304070983680\">WittyExcel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Coxnterpxrts\/status\/761131065956298752\">Sam<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KMJeezy\/status\/758022365838241792\">Ghengis Kellz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lucy_skyler\/status\/760327746408976384\">Lucy Skyler<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/lady_jeanette\/status\/761139379951792128\">Jungle Julia<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dubba13\/status\/760911127073161216\">Lauren<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jeremysanterre\/status\/760547266897801217\">Jeremy Santerre<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Do your Excel charts look like the Batman logo? 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