{"id":286,"date":"2010-03-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-04T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/04\/excel-twitters-20100304\/"},"modified":"2010-03-04T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-04T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100304","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/04\/excel-twitters-20100304\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100304"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bad day in Excel twitters, with plenty of errors, swearing and drinking. Or maybe that\u2019s just an average day. Anyway, how\u2019s your day going?<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>It&#8217;s worrying how satisfying I am finding getting a macro to work in excel :s. Click, flashy screen, success, woo! #geek #tragic <\/li>\n<li>Spent the last 20 minutes showing a guy I work with how to change the font size in Excel He spent the whole morning trying to figure it out <\/li>\n<li>Excel on this sh*tty office PC has me so mad I could kick a kitten. Trust me when I saw how uncharacteristic this is of me. <\/li>\n<li>Excel Spreadsheet XML giving me fits. &quot;Bad Value&quot; is not a helpful error message. What made it bad? <\/li>\n<li>I made an $11,000 error in an excel spreadsheet.. How&#8217;s your day going? #ineedadrink. <\/li>\n<li>What&#8217;s more exciting than making an excel spreadsheet about fish skeletons at 11:07 at night? <\/li>\n<li>Hehe! Finished my Excel workbook that will help me win the backstage Lady GaGa tickets! It&#8217;ll predict video views based on trends <\/li>\n<li>i thought i had a foul mouth. students working on Excel project letting it fly. <\/li>\n<li>I want to go all Office Space on Microsoft Excel right now. I will literally pay LT not to make me fix this formatting. Literal cash money. <\/li>\n<li>Oh metrics, how I love thee. Spending the day making Excel sing with custom software. Lesson: IT Drop-outs can make GREAT marketers. <\/li>\n<li>I just wasted an hour of my life in an Excel spreadsheet before realizing I was given the wrong numbers. dammit!!! <\/li>\n<li>Sorry 2 say it, but I hate 2 b u, with that spreadsheet. I am seriously close to banning EXCEL in office, Ssheets get 2 large <\/li>\n<li>I just got freaking iChatted about putting &#8216;$1,000&#8217; into an Excel spreadsheet. No joke. Because NOBODY ELSE CAN DO IT. <\/li>\n<li>Excel does charts. crap ones. you can dropshad text if you want but bugger having control over size, scale, spacing&#8230; MS FAIL <\/li>\n<li>why can&#8217;t i attach an Excel spreadsheet to a facebook message?!?!?!?!? <\/li>\n<li>My 2nd day in the job &amp; the Excel spreadsheet I was working on all day crashed &amp; burned. If #Windows7 was your idea, I hate you. <\/li>\n<li>Curious to know what it says about me that I&#8217;d rather open Excel &amp; create a spreadsheet w\/formulas than multiply &amp; divide in my head? <\/li>\n<li>finsihed all my in class excel work&#8230;seriously SUCH a joke!!!! the text book doesn&#8217;t even tell you the most effcient way to do each task&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Client 2 me &quot;you good at charts in excel?&quot; Me &quot;um, 1st degree nerd-belt here. i use charts for lifting regimes&quot; Client: &quot;I&#8217;m not surprised&quot; <\/li>\n<li>A Pivot Table cannot overlap another Pivot Table &#8211; why is this my problem Microsoft? <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Links\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Chart Links<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>Contextures <a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bad day in Excel twitters, with plenty of errors, swearing and drinking. Or maybe that\u2019s just an average day. Anyway, how\u2019s your day going? It&#8217;s worrying how satisfying I am finding getting a macro to work in excel :s. Click, flashy screen, success, woo! #geek #tragic Spent the last 20 minutes showing a guy I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/04\/excel-twitters-20100304\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100304&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-286","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=286"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/286\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=286"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=286"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=286"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}