{"id":287,"date":"2010-03-05T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-05T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/05\/excel-twitters-20100305\/"},"modified":"2010-03-05T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-05T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100305","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/05\/excel-twitters-20100305\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100305"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I\u2019ve absent-mindedly tried to copy and paste from Excel to a piece and paper, just like today\u2019s Excel tweeter. It didn\u2019t work for me either.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>i&#8217;m going to pass out if i dont start some excel work&#8230; <\/li>\n<li>Excel is a curiously terrible program. Simple things like putting a title on a chart&#8217;s legend require a degree in h4xx0rzing to accomplish. <\/li>\n<li>Autoshapes is the most underrated feature of MS Word and Excel <\/li>\n<li>Oh, gross, I just accidentally opened Excel. <\/li>\n<li>Silly me: Just tried to copy sth from Excel to a handwritten note w\/cmd+c and cmd+v. It did not work! <\/li>\n<li>Am I the only one that uses Excel to chart hypothetical revenue IF such-and-such happens or IF you make such-and-such sales per month? <\/li>\n<li>I fell asleep at 4, meant to get up at 5, just woke up at 9 and haven&#8217;t even started my excel sheet. do the math <\/li>\n<li>really? You&#8217;re in a deep enough science class to require excel? Cool! <\/li>\n<li>Getting the hang of Excel. Not too good w\/using SIN, COS or TAN functions tho. But maybe that&#8217;s b\/c I was never good w\/those to begin with. <\/li>\n<li>i hate when people make\/keep garbage excel sheets. a little formatting and word wrap can do wonders for presentation and understandability. <\/li>\n<li>When you stare into an Excel spreadsheet long enough you start to see little colonies of people growing in each cell. #fb <\/li>\n<li>Teaching Excel is tiring. <\/li>\n<li>Working out the VBA to create multiple charts. You&#8217;d think this is the kind of capability Excel would have out of the box. <\/li>\n<li>same thing I reckon. We&#8217;ve only called them charts since excel came along. There are no graphs in excel. <\/li>\n<li>You know the job&#8217;s urgent when&#8230; the Art Director is using Excel to chart up stuff. <\/li>\n<li>Worked out how to calculate the straightline distance between two points on the earth&#8217;s surface using Excel. For 24,500 separate points! <\/li>\n<li>Idly wondering how many person-hours have been lost over the years to dealing with Excel&#8217;s stripping of leading &#8216;0&#8217;s from zipcodes <\/li>\n<li>Figured out how to make a budget spreadsheet in Excel. Now if only I had an income. *looks at GMail box for job replies* <\/li>\n<li>You know you use excel too much when you press the = button before you put the numbers in on a calculator <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Chart Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yes, I\u2019ve absent-mindedly tried to copy and paste from Excel to a piece and paper, just like today\u2019s Excel tweeter. It didn\u2019t work for me either. i&#8217;m going to pass out if i dont start some excel work&#8230; Excel is a curiously terrible program. Simple things like putting a title on a chart&#8217;s legend require &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/05\/excel-twitters-20100305\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100305&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-287","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=287"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/287\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=287"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=287"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=287"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}