{"id":288,"date":"2010-03-06T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-06T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/06\/excel-twitters-20100306\/"},"modified":"2010-03-06T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-06T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100306","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/06\/excel-twitters-20100306\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100306"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently one tweeter didn\u2019t like the pivot table presentation at <a title=\"Ignite Minneapolis\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ignitempls.org\/\" target=\"_blank\">Ignite Minneapolis<\/a>. I\u2019d never heard of that event before, but if they include pivot tables, it must be good! Now I have to go and try to straighten my fingers.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I have all this fancy software, and I always end up using Excel for everything. <\/li>\n<li>our dependence on excel and calculators is astonising&#8230;.an outdated thing called brain doesnt work at all now <\/li>\n<li>Ok my computer teach turned out pretty cool. She might not know how to work excel but she&#8217;s giving me credit for my wrong asnwers on my test <\/li>\n<li>Aside from the pivot table guy, I&#8217;ve had a smile on my face the entire time. #ignitempls <\/li>\n<li>nice cruise around lake minnetonka to escape work and the almighty excel-spreadsheet-land i&#8217;ve been living in all day <\/li>\n<li>as an english major, i never expected to use excel this much. i could use a course in it. <\/li>\n<li>I haz mad excel skills. By which I mean I can make simple formulae. Actually have mediocre excel skills. (Nobody tell my boss) <\/li>\n<li>today i have tweeted, facebooked, phones, texted and skyped, oh and Imd. TODAY I am all about communication (OR avoiding excel spreadsheet)! <\/li>\n<li>My goal is to LOOK busy! *opens up excel spreadsheet with lots of different colors* <\/li>\n<li>in case you were wondering. the bathroom is not an appropriate place to be talking about your excel spreadsheet. <\/li>\n<li>Spring break option #1: 120-hour, caffeine fueled, currency trading bender w\/ 4 monitors, 3 computers and countless charts and excel windows <\/li>\n<li>Hmmm I think I&#8217;ve beaten Excel into submission, though not sure I&#8217;ve retained data accuracy&#8230; time for lunch! <\/li>\n<li>using somebody&#8217;s excle is REALLY pain. especially when it is customer&#8217;s excel and they do not allow us to customise..and macro! <\/li>\n<li>The Lions gave Burleson $11M. According to this sophisticated Excel spreadsheet, that&#8217;s $3.6M per TD he scored. Bargain! <\/li>\n<li>sometimes it&#8217;s cathartic to empty your brain into excel <\/li>\n<li>Oh Microsoft&#8230;that little &quot;x&quot; that you decided to add to your new Excel spreadsheet file type caused me hours of unneeded frustration. <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes I imagine what it would be like if Excel did all the good stuff it does, but also didn&#8217;t piss me off all the time <\/li>\n<li>Did I really just get in a fight over an excel sheet? God I&#8217;m a dork. Off to shove myself into a locker. <\/li>\n<li>been working on an excel spreadsheet literally for 7 hours. i can no longer straighten my fingers. <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Tables\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Tables<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Tips and Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Excel Tips and Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Apparently one tweeter didn\u2019t like the pivot table presentation at Ignite Minneapolis. I\u2019d never heard of that event before, but if they include pivot tables, it must be good! Now I have to go and try to straighten my fingers. I have all this fancy software, and I always end up using Excel for everything. &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/06\/excel-twitters-20100306\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100306&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-288","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=288"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/288\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=288"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=288"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=288"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}