{"id":290,"date":"2010-03-09T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-09T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/09\/excel-twitters-20100309\/"},"modified":"2010-03-09T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-09T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100309","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/09\/excel-twitters-20100309\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100309"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Didn\u2019t we all have youthful dreams of spending our days in Excel? Or maybe that\u2019s a result of the Norwegian work ethic (which I\u2019d never heard of before). But if you\u2019re struggling to create a clustered stacked chart, like today\u2019s tweeter, there\u2019s a link at the end of this post, that should help you.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Got a new computer at work with excel 2007. 4 the first time in my life I am computer illiterate. Not good! <\/li>\n<li>Is it wrong that I think the iPad does nothing that I want it to? like, oh&#8230;.word processing? Excel? <\/li>\n<li>I am becoming an Excel NINJA. I can now do things with charts you can only dream of. <\/li>\n<li>Considering cloning myself. After programming in Excel it can&#8217;t be that hard right? <\/li>\n<li>Poli Sci midterm grades are apparently up, but hosted in an Excel spreadsheet. Guess which program I deleted months ago? <\/li>\n<li>Durrrrr Excel, I didn&#8217;t want you to do exactly what I told you, I wanted you to solve my problem. Can&#8217;t you read between the lines? <\/li>\n<li>Feeling fulfilled. Ever since I was a little girl I remember saying that when I grew up all I wanted was to work in Excel M-F 8-5. <\/li>\n<li>So did I (my boss thinks I&#8217;m crazy for clapping at my &quot;excel spreadsheet&quot;) <\/li>\n<li>I feel like I have been sucked in, swallowed and spat out by an excel spreadsheet this afternoon. Nice. <\/li>\n<li>Power just went out at work. I am so lucky I have a laptop &amp; can continue working on this excel sheet, not the Internet. \/sarcasm <\/li>\n<li>I just discovered pivot tables in Excel. It feels like I&#8217;ve been living under a rock. <\/li>\n<li>Gr, I hate Microsoft Excel. I couldn&#8217;t figure out how to make a bar graph. I&#8217;m going to paint. <\/li>\n<li>\u201cDocument not saved.\u201d How about a little more information, Excel? &gt;:( <\/li>\n<li>So it turns out that once your data grows to over 60mb in an excel 2007 book, everything takes a million years even with calc off #patience <\/li>\n<li>needs 2 get off twitter &amp; fb &amp; get back 2 that excel spreadsheet of tax info. get that done &amp; then have fun. norwegian work ethic! <\/li>\n<li>My boss knew 2 brothers called Excel &amp; Enter. Do they have sisters called Alt &amp; Shift, and parents called Caps Lock &amp; Delete? <\/li>\n<li>Dear Apple: why do none of the function keys work in Excel for Macs? When I hit F2, I do not want a brighter screen. <\/li>\n<li>Granted this is the same class where the professor(yes, he has a PhD) said that Excel and Access were both databases. <\/li>\n<li>Maybe not a stupid question, but this one makes me laugh whenever my students ask it: &quot;Do companies really use Excel?&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Ha! Excel 2007 I&#8217;ve found something you can&#8217;t do, a clustered stacked chart. Currently trying to figure this out by my head isn&#8217;t helping <\/li>\n<li>I wish I could respond the same way Excel responds to me every time someone disturbs me at work&#8230;#(Not Responding) <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Chart Links\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Chart Links<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Clustered Stacked Chart\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/Excel-Addins-Charts-Cluster.html\">Clustered Stacked Chart<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Contextures Excel Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html\">Contextures Excel Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Didn\u2019t we all have youthful dreams of spending our days in Excel? Or maybe that\u2019s a result of the Norwegian work ethic (which I\u2019d never heard of before). But if you\u2019re struggling to create a clustered stacked chart, like today\u2019s tweeter, there\u2019s a link at the end of this post, that should help you. 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