{"id":2902,"date":"2016-09-23T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-09-23T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2902"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:55","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:55","slug":"excel-twitter-20160923","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/09\/23\/excel-twitter-20160923\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20160923"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There are Excel books for dummies; should we have Excel messages for dummies too? That might reduce the number of #REF! errors. Or not. Oh, the horror!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Im starting to think my boss thinks #REF errors in Excel are cute to have<\/li>\n<li>Pivot tables in excel are my life, and if you don&#8217;t know what one is then I&#8217;m not sure I wanna know you&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>my boss asked me to do some graphic design work and when i asked what version of photoshop they had, he asked me to &#8220;just do it in excel&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>In Hell, I &#8220;work on my excel skills&#8221; for eternity.<\/li>\n<li>my plan for today is to sit at my desk and watch excel tutorials on youtube. surprisingly, my boss is ok with this.<\/li>\n<li>When in doubt, pivot table it out #excel #law #methodology #trainingcontract<\/li>\n<li>After all of these years, I FINALLY learned how to make a chart on Excel. #movinonup #nerd<\/li>\n<li>Now trying to figure out Excel&#8217;s code for custom number formatting. Oh, the horror.<\/li>\n<li>Tho \u201ccan\u2019t open this file; there is a problem w\/its contents\u201d is polite, I\u2019d prefer \u201chey dummy you\u2019re trying to open an Excel file in Word\u201d<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve spent more time trying to make a pie chart in excel than i have ever spent on any homework assignment in my life.<\/li>\n<li>I figured out a problem with Excel all on my own and I believe that alone entitles me to a college degree<\/li>\n<li>So much of excel work is thinking around a problem. The most obvious answer isn&#8217;t always the best one.<\/li>\n<li>The problem of having to excel windows open is that sometimes you click the sum button on the wrong one.<\/li>\n<li>Half of my day at work is spent praying Excel doesn&#8217;t crash.<\/li>\n<li>I\u2019ll tell ya, sorting this 480,000 row Excel worksheet isn\u2019t as quick as you might think.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/twitter20160923b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Spend half my day praying Excel doesn't crash http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/twitter20160923b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Spend half my day praying Excel doesn't crash http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"456\" height=\"228\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Im starting to think my boss thinks <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/REF?src=hash\">#REF<\/a> errors in Excel are cute to have<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael, MBA (@PrezLife) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrezLife\/status\/778238123213983744\">September 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Pivot tables in excel are my life, and if you don&#8217;t know what one is then I&#8217;m not sure I wanna know you&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jack Hilton (@HiltonLikeeee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HiltonLikeeee\/status\/778873202844065792\">September 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my boss asked me to do some graphic design work and when i asked what version of photoshop they had, he asked me to &#8220;just do it in excel&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 SUKI DEEN (@sukideen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sukideen\/status\/776675540308676608\">September 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">In Hell, I &#8220;work on my excel skills&#8221; for eternity.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Strump n&#8217; Grind (@_Strumpet_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Strumpet_\/status\/778624134389624833\">September 21, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">my plan for today is to sit at my desk and watch excel tutorials on youtube. surprisingly, my boss is ok with this.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 camille (@alianovnabarnes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alianovnabarnes\/status\/777899014662582272\">September 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When in doubt, pivot table it out <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/law?src=hash\">#law<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/methodology?src=hash\">#methodology<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/trainingcontract?src=hash\">#trainingcontract<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/RtyQEOOVqv\">pic.twitter.com\/RtyQEOOVqv<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Paul (@PaulDAlcorn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PaulDAlcorn\/status\/778309321524408320\">September 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">After all of these years, I FINALLY learned how to make a chart on Excel. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/movinonup?src=hash\">#movinonup<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerd?src=hash\">#nerd<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Francine Espiritu (@francine_espi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/francine_espi\/status\/778305433840869377\">September 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Now trying to figure out Excel&#8217;s code for custom number formatting. Oh, the horror.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Aaron Schiff (@aschiff) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aschiff\/status\/776556510943981568\">September 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tho \u201ccan\u2019t open this file; there is a problem w\/its contents\u201d is polite, I\u2019d prefer \u201chey dummy you\u2019re trying to open an Excel file in Word\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Minion Librarian (@odosbucket) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/odosbucket\/status\/778748407909318656\">September 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve spent more time trying to make a pie chart in excel than i have ever spent on any homework assignment in my life.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Poor Homie Sah (@foxy_grandpa25) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/foxy_grandpa25\/status\/778235479628115968\">September 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I figured out a problem with Excel all on my own and I believe that alone entitles me to a college degree<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah Lee (@SarahLee_Bowler) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SarahLee_Bowler\/status\/778007612503756800\">September 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">So much of excel work is thinking around a problem. The most obvious answer isn&#8217;t always the best one.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Louise (@LouLouK) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LouLouK\/status\/776718654067118080\">September 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The problem of having to excel windows open is that sometimes you click the sum button on the wrong one.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kevin Fletcher (@kevinfletcher83) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevinfletcher83\/status\/776440630083891201\">September 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Half of my day at work is spent praying Excel doesn&#8217;t crash.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vjos\u00eb (@Vj0sa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Vj0sa\/status\/778648058288492544\">September 21, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I\u2019ll tell ya, sorting this 480,000 row Excel worksheet isn\u2019t as quick as you might think.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mike Fraser (@mfphotograph) September 15, 2016<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/twitter20160923a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20160923a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/twitter20160923a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20160923a\" width=\"456\" height=\"456\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PrezLife\/status\/778238123213983744\">Michael, MBA<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HiltonLikeeee\/status\/778873202844065792\">Jack Hilton<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sukideen\/status\/776675540308676608\">SUKI DEEN<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Strumpet_\/status\/778624134389624833\">Strump n&#8217; Grind<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alianovnabarnes\/status\/777899014662582272\">camille<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PaulDAlcorn\/status\/778309321524408320\">Paul<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/francine_espi\/status\/778305433840869377\">Francine Espiritu<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aschiff\/status\/776556510943981568\">Aaron Schiff<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/odosbucket\/status\/778748407909318656\">Minion Librarian<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/foxy_grandpa25\/status\/778235479628115968\">Poor Homie Sah<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SarahLee_Bowler\/status\/778007612503756800\">Sarah Lee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LouLouK\/status\/776718654067118080\">Louise<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kevinfletcher83\/status\/776440630083891201\">Kevin Fletcher<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Vj0sa\/status\/778648058288492544\">Vjos\u00eb<\/a>, Mike Fraser<\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 742px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There are Excel books for dummies; should we have Excel messages for dummies too? 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