{"id":291,"date":"2010-03-10T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2010-03-10T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/10\/excel-twitters-20100310\/"},"modified":"2010-03-10T00:02:00","modified_gmt":"2010-03-10T05:02:00","slug":"excel-twitters-20100310","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/10\/excel-twitters-20100310\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20100310"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Those computer games disguised as Excel sound fun, but it\u2019s hard enough to get your work done, without those kinds of distraction. And now I have to go and find a jar that I can put on my desk, for people to drop in their tips.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Things i dont enjoy- meetings, excel sheets and meetings with excel sheets! <\/li>\n<li>Thought I was gonna get some work done tonight so I didn&#8217;t have to do it tomorrow. Turns out I sent myself the wrong excel sheets. #heated <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m almost done with my undergrad career, and I still can&#8217;t make a chart in excel correctly. <\/li>\n<li>this dude leading my Excel training class is so animated.. I feel like I&#8217;m in a game show. <\/li>\n<li>I could use a day without Excel. Kthx. <\/li>\n<li>MS Word may suck but Excel still rules. Just got reintroduced to the concept of pivot tables. Awesome tool that I need to pull out more. <\/li>\n<li>I just *love* meetings where people just read through an Excel spreadsheet (in Comic Sans). Thanks for killing my brain cell by cell. <\/li>\n<li>What a day! I &quot;love&quot; working in #excel and figuring out formulas. I doubt Jack Bauer had to deal with these kinds of headaches. #24 <\/li>\n<li>Boss gave me an excel task worth 4 hours of work. Figured out a nifty shortcut that got me done in 10 mins LOL <\/li>\n<li>The dude sitting next to me in the lab has a super easy excel problem i wanna solve but i tried to talk to him earlier and he didnt like it <\/li>\n<li>There is a goal in my group at work to stump me in Microsoft word or excel. So far, no luck. <\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s kind of funny when Excel crashes every time I try to save a workbook. You know, save frequently, in case it crashes. Yeah. Funny. <\/li>\n<li>Heh! Computer games disguised as Excel and Word prove a hit with office workers &#8211; Telegraph <a href=\"http:\/\/bit.ly\/aCsWS3\">http:\/\/bit.ly\/aCsWS3<\/a> <\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m so happy to have excel back on my pc. I {heart} text to columns functionality the most&#8230; #itsthelittlethings <\/li>\n<li>you could probably run the world on MS Excel if you knew how to. i&#8217;ve seen spreadsheets that could blow your mind! <\/li>\n<li>Sometimes, I am so helpful at work&#8230; I think I should put a tip jar on my desk. &quot;Help with Excel, recommended $5 tip&quot; <\/li>\n<li>Moment of truth: will project supervisor think my spreadsheet is pretty? Or will it assault her eyeballs like an Excel paintball war? <\/li>\n<li>God runs the Universe using a big Excel spreadsheet full of busted Macros and VBA written by the guy who was doing the job before him. <\/li>\n<li>just spent an hour coming up with a complex excel eq&#8217;n, then found the same results after a minute of dicking around with pivot tables <\/li>\n<li>But Numbers is a long way behind even old versions of Excel. No Pivot tables!!! The end of civilisation in my opinion! <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>___________<\/p>\n<p>Related Links:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Keyboard Shortcuts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/excel.htm\">Excel Keyboard Shortcuts<\/a>&#160; <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Charts\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/charts.html\">Excel Charts<\/a> <\/li>\n<li><a title=\"Excel Pivot Table Tutorials\" href=\"http:\/\/www.contextures.com\/tiptech.html#PivotTables\">Excel Pivot Table Tutorials<\/a> <\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>______________ <\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Those computer games disguised as Excel sound fun, but it\u2019s hard enough to get your work done, without those kinds of distraction. And now I have to go and find a jar that I can put on my desk, for people to drop in their tips. Things i dont enjoy- meetings, excel sheets and meetings &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/10\/excel-twitters-20100310\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Excel Twitters 20100310&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-291","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=291"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/291\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=291"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=291"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=291"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}