{"id":2917,"date":"2016-10-07T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-07T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2917"},"modified":"2016-10-06T14:15:34","modified_gmt":"2016-10-06T18:15:34","slug":"excel-twitters-20161007","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/10\/07\/excel-twitters-20161007\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161007"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are your nightmares filled with Excel files or creepy clowns? I&#8217;ll answer that question after I finish these three delicious plates of pasta. I might need a coffee break too. Oh, and a piece of gum.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>This person inserted a text box to type in on every cell on this excel sheet. This is who I work with.<\/li>\n<li>I wish one of my friends knew how to work excel<\/li>\n<li>Apparently, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want it in box boxes, I want it in words&#8221;, is stupidspeak for &#8220;I can&#8217;t read Excel sheets for nuts&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>As stupid as it sounds, I can&#8217;t stop dreaming about Excel. Yeah, it could be worse, I could be dreaming of creepy clowns, but still. #dreams<\/li>\n<li>Worked out such a good Excel formula at work yesterday I took a photo of it<\/li>\n<li>Excel is the devils work. I&#8217;m talking about the program, not the gum<\/li>\n<li>Can\u2019t tell you how much I enjoy your latest Excel update, @Microsoft. Crashing every 3 min has really brought a nice, steady rage to my work<\/li>\n<li>I love Excel. Until I can&#8217;t figure out the formula I need. haha.<\/li>\n<li>Microsoft Excel is probably the only place in the universe where 450-450 is -5,68434E-14 (approx. -0,0000000057). #excel #fml #fb<\/li>\n<li>*does one spreadsheet in Excel at work* *adds proficient in Excel to resume*<\/li>\n<li>When I have to work with excel, I stress eat carbs&#8230; This morning I need like three plates of pasta to get through this fresh hell<\/li>\n<li>I just made the most amazing pivot table! #spreadsheetnirvana<\/li>\n<li>Just made an Excel formula work between tabs, this is akin to the monkeys on 2001 discovering that statue<\/li>\n<li>Lots of work today. Just wanted to stare at my friends on twitter and facebook before I set off to sob into excel workbooks.<\/li>\n<li>Stupid Excel&#8230; time for a coffee break \ud83d\ude42<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161007b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel = I Need Coffee http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161007b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel = I Need Coffee http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"451\" height=\"226\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This person inserted a text box to type in on every cell on this excel sheet. This is who I work with. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/QvajIgwof3\">pic.twitter.com\/QvajIgwof3<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alex (@alexwATL) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexwATL\/status\/782956875184832513\">October 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wish one of my friends knew how to work excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Syd (@HollenbacherS) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollenbacherS\/status\/783093307924680704\">October 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Apparently, &#8220;I don&#8217;t want it in box boxes, I want it in words&#8221;, is stupidspeak for &#8220;I can&#8217;t read Excel sheets for nuts&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 O B 1 (@ObiWanManobi) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ObiWanManobi\/status\/781816987206889472\">September 30, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">As stupid as it sounds, I can&#8217;t stop dreaming about Excel. Yeah, it could be worse, I could be dreaming of creepy clowns, but still. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/dreams?src=hash\">#dreams<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Darla Krusee (@darlakrusee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/darlakrusee\/status\/783162946926940160\">October 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Worked out such a good Excel formula at work yesterday I took a photo of it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan Radcliffe (@DanRadd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanRadd\/status\/781743086275792896\">September 30, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is the devils work. I&#8217;m talking about the program, not the gum<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Forbes MacQuarrie (@forbuss) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/forbuss\/status\/783791378174210048\">October 5, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Can\u2019t tell you how much I enjoy your latest Excel update, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Microsoft\">@Microsoft<\/a>. Crashing every 3 min has really brought a nice, steady rage to my work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bill Connelly (@SBN_BillC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SBN_BillC\/status\/783613169239400448\">October 5, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/missdianaisabel\">@missdianaisabel<\/a> I love Excel. Until I can&#8217;t figure out the formula I need. haha.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Angelie (@pibatara) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pibatara\/status\/783202648656707585\">October 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Microsoft Excel is probably the only place in the universe where 450-450 is -5,68434E-14 (approx. -0,0000000057). <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fml?src=hash\">#fml<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/fb?src=hash\">#fb<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jonas Bolld\u00e9n (@jonasbollden) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jonasbollden\/status\/783779744814956549\">October 5, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">*does one spreadsheet in Excel at work* *adds proficient in Excel to resume*<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mel Plante (@NotoriousZelda) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NotoriousZelda\/status\/783024168249929728\">October 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I have to work with excel, I stress eat carbs&#8230; This morning I need like three plates of pasta to get through this fresh hell<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mrs. Krueger (@BJessomePR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BJessomePR\/status\/783651861572104193\">October 5, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I just made the most amazing pivot table! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/spreadsheetnirvana?src=hash\">#spreadsheetnirvana<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mel (@halfmarathonmel) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/halfmarathonmel\/status\/781565295324459009\">September 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just made an Excel formula work between tabs, this is akin to the monkeys on 2001 discovering that statue<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Etchtastic (@TheBoyEtch) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheBoyEtch\/status\/782892069610291200\">October 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Lots of work today. Just wanted to stare at my friends on twitter and facebook before I set off to sob into excel workbooks.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 April (@aileybby) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aileybby\/status\/783326490737848320\">October 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CherylM21\">@CherylM21<\/a> Stupid Excel&#8230; time for a coffee break \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jenn M (@Shecrochets2) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shecrochets2\/status\/783276385460682752\">October 4, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161007a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel = I Need Coffee http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161007a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel = I Need Coffee http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"451\" height=\"451\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/alexwATL\/status\/782956875184832513\">Alex<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollenbacherS\/status\/783093307924680704\">Syd<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ObiWanManobi\/status\/781816987206889472\">ObiWanManobi<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/darlakrusee\/status\/783162946926940160\">Darla Krusee<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DanRadd\/status\/781743086275792896\">Dan Radcliffe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/forbuss\/status\/783791378174210048\">Forbes MacQuarrie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SBN_BillC\/status\/783613169239400448\">Bill Connelly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pibatara\/status\/783202648656707585\">Angelie<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jonasbollden\/status\/783779744814956549\">Jonas Bolld\u00e9n<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NotoriousZelda\/status\/783024168249929728\">Mel Plante<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BJessomePR\/status\/783651861572104193\">Mrs. Krueger<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/halfmarathonmel\/status\/781565295324459009\">Mel<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheBoyEtch\/status\/782892069610291200\">Etchtastic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aileybby\/status\/783326490737848320\">April<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Shecrochets2\/status\/783276385460682752\">Jenn M<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 790px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are your nightmares filled with Excel files or creepy clowns? 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