{"id":2925,"date":"2016-10-21T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-21T04:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2925"},"modified":"2016-10-20T11:39:30","modified_gmt":"2016-10-20T15:39:30","slug":"excel-twitters-20161021","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/10\/21\/excel-twitters-20161021\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161021"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are pivot tables a powerful secret weapon? Would James Bond use them to outwit the bad guys? Or maybe he planned all of his moves in Excel&#8217;s old flight simulator.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Today made me love excel so much more than I already do<\/li>\n<li>When you work on an Excel, and then it asks you &#8220;Do you want to save changes?&#8221; and you click No.<\/li>\n<li>the dude next to me at work is listening to slam poetry radio on pandora and filling out excel sheets.<\/li>\n<li>Learned how to make pivot tables in excel today and I feel like I&#8217;ve been entrusted with an extremely powerful weapon.<\/li>\n<li>As much a I love excel, it has a phenomenal knack for crashing at the WORST possible time!! #budgets #accountantsproblems<\/li>\n<li>In an excel training class for work&#8230;. We spent 5 minutes explain alt tab #makeexcelgreatagain<\/li>\n<li>@mistriiii There used to be a hidden flight simulator in Excel. It was poo. But passed the time at work.<\/li>\n<li>Once a month, every month, I have to work with an ~38 MB Excel document. It stresses me emotionally<\/li>\n<li>Cracked it. Minimal muttering &amp; pacing. ;0) (I&#8217;m so sad. Nothing makes me happier than cracking a tricky excel logic problem.<\/li>\n<li>Every time I unlock my phone using my fingerprint I feel like a true James Bond&#8230;who also has to go to work and use Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Apparently the only way I can brainstorm now is through an excel worksheet<\/li>\n<li>The amount of tea I drink is directly correlated to the amount of my day spent in Excel. Thankfully I love both.<\/li>\n<li>Now all my stories are, &#8220;let me tell you about this excel chart.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>My dad is obsessed with Microsoft excel. Pretty sure that&#8217;s all he does at work.<\/li>\n<li>if i put &#8220;Excels at Excel&#8221; on my resume do i automatically get the job or how does that work<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161021b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Happiness is solving a tricky Excel problem http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161021b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Happiness is solving a tricky Excel problem http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"420\" height=\"211\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Today made me love excel so much more than I already do<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jasmin (@TJ_Jasmin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TJ_Jasmin\/status\/788789103219310592\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you work on an Excel, and then it asks you &#8220;Do you want to save changes?&#8221; and you click No.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Little Black Dress (@uma8987) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uma8987\/status\/788608322488438785\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">the dude next to me at work is listening to slam poetry radio on pandora and filling out excel sheets.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 alex (@ahochsishere) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ahochsishere\/status\/788769932083421185\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Learned how to make pivot tables in excel today and I feel like I&#8217;ve been entrusted with an extremely powerful weapon.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 resolutions keeper (@granitetide) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/granitetide\/status\/788734743856775168\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">As much a I love excel, it has a phenomenal knack for crashing at the WORST possible time!! <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/budgets?src=hash\">#budgets<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/accountantsproblems?src=hash\">#accountantsproblems<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 OASYS (@OasysAccounts) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OasysAccounts\/status\/788868683665989632\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">In an excel training class for work&#8230;. We spent 5 minutes explain alt tab <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/makeexcelgreatagain?src=hash\">#makeexcelgreatagain<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 thethirdrah (@thethirdrah) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thethirdrah\/status\/789096009284616194\">October 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mistriiii\">@mistriiii<\/a> There used to be a hidden flight simulator in Excel. It was poo. But passed the time at work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lane (@LaneThomaHewitt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaneThomaHewitt\/status\/788889667043229700\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Once a month, every month, I have to work with an ~38 MB Excel document. It stresses me emotionally<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Bab\u00e1t\u00fand\u00e9 (@_amza_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_amza_\/status\/788822739872321536\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Cracked it. Minimal muttering &amp; pacing. ;0) (I&#8217;m so sad. Nothing makes me happier than cracking a tricky excel logic problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Louise (@LouLouK) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LouLouK\/status\/788323092288434176\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every time I unlock my phone using my fingerprint I feel like a true James Bond&#8230;who also has to go to work and use Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ezequiel Asnaghi (@thefrisbee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thefrisbee\/status\/788721969885769729\">October 19, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Apparently the only way I can brainstorm now is through an excel worksheet<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Feven (@sailorfev) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sailorfev\/status\/788476237480091648\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The amount of tea I drink is directly correlated to the amount of my day spent in Excel. Thankfully I love both. \u2615\ufe0f<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Adam Russell \u26a1 (@AdamSRussell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdamSRussell\/status\/788324776817360896\">October 18, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Now all my stories are, &#8220;let me tell you about this excel chart.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Rose (@PetiteChoo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PetiteChoo\/status\/787052159015784448\">October 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My dad is obsessed with Microsoft excel. Pretty sure that&#8217;s all he does at work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 chuck (@TheChuckieJ) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheChuckieJ\/status\/787894831565512704\">October 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if i put &#8220;Excels at Excel&#8221; on my resume do i automatically get the job or how does that work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dbo (@Md3bo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Md3bo\/status\/787658513459781632\">October 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161021a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161021a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161021a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161021a\" width=\"421\" height=\"421\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TJ_Jasmin\/status\/788789103219310592\">Jasmin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/uma8987\/status\/788608322488438785\">Little Black Dress<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ahochsishere\/status\/788769932083421185\">alex<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/granitetide\/status\/788734743856775168\">resolutions keeper<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OasysAccounts\/status\/788868683665989632\">OASYS<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thethirdrah\/status\/789096009284616194\">thethirdrah<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LaneThomaHewitt\/status\/788889667043229700\">Lane<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_amza_\/status\/788822739872321536\">Bab\u00e1t\u00fand\u00e9<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LouLouK\/status\/788323092288434176\">Louise<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thefrisbee\/status\/788721969885769729\">Ezequiel Asnaghi<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sailorfev\/status\/788476237480091648\">Feven<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AdamSRussell\/status\/788324776817360896\">Adam Russell \u26a1<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/PetiteChoo\/status\/787052159015784448\">Rose<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheChuckieJ\/status\/787894831565512704\">chuck<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Md3bo\/status\/787658513459781632\">Dbo<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer; top: 3932px; left: 20px;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Are pivot tables a powerful secret weapon? 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