{"id":2934,"date":"2016-10-28T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-10-28T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2934"},"modified":"2016-10-27T10:54:29","modified_gmt":"2016-10-27T14:54:29","slug":"excel-twitters-20161028","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/10\/28\/excel-twitters-20161028\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161028"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t worry if nobody else cares about your awesome Excel file! At least that Christmas 2016 workbook is ready, and you\u2019re all relaxed now. Take a break and knit a scarf or something.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Self learning Excel during college pays off for work<\/li>\n<li>will someone go back in time and tell former self to work out more and maybe learn how to do something that isnt microsoft excel. please<\/li>\n<li>There&#8217;s honesty nothing more relaxing to me then doing work on excel.<\/li>\n<li>My idea of a presidential debate involves testing which candidate knows more about how to work in Microsoft Excel<\/li>\n<li>I feel like someone should give me a Nobel Prize when I get something complex to work in Excel. \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>A hot cup of Milo oatmeal and Excel worksheets to welcome this Monday morning. Let&#8217;s get to work \ud83d\ude09<\/li>\n<li>Solved an excel problem at 6 am this morning by phone and I&#8217;ve been on a high ever since<\/li>\n<li>You know I had a long day when I decide NOT to colour coordinate my excel spreadsheet at work #coloursfordayz<\/li>\n<li>Work is so slow that I&#8217;ve thought myself how to make accounting statements on excel and knit a scarf in one shift&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>Collaborating with people at work just reinforces my theory that no one actually knows how to use Word\/Excel\/etc.<\/li>\n<li>Oh yes, the Christmas 2k16 excel worksheet has been created.<\/li>\n<li>It&#8217;s only been an hour and my Excel has freaked out twice on me. It too does not want to work on Friday.<\/li>\n<li>When you show your family a very time-consuming, custom Excel workbook that took you days to perfect and nobody cares<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161028b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"When nobody cares about your awesome Excel file http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161028b_thumb.png\" alt=\"When nobody cares about your awesome Excel file http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"400\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Self learning Excel during college pays off for work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 TheAlyOxales (@thealyoxales) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thealyoxales\/status\/789799591705059328\">October 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">will someone go back in time and tell former self to work out more and maybe learn how to do something that isnt microsoft excel. please<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 j. birdhead (@j_birdhead) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/j_birdhead\/status\/790959990328524800\">October 25, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">There&#8217;s honesty nothing more relaxing to me then doing work on excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sucio Dan (@LyleAKATheCroc) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LyleAKATheCroc\/status\/791120669887107072\">October 26, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">My idea of a presidential debate involves testing which candidate knows more about how to work in Microsoft Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andy (@andyswimmer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/andyswimmer\/status\/789143706498727936\">October 20, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tgweeded\">@tgweeded<\/a> I feel like someone should give me a Nobel Prize when I get something complex to work in Excel. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mary Faulkner (@mfaulkner43) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mfaulkner43\/status\/790982671023247360\">October 25, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A hot cup of Milo oatmeal and Excel worksheets to welcome this Monday morning. Let&#8217;s get to work \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dyan Delos Reyes (@dyandelosreyes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dyandelosreyes\/status\/790382420184801280\">October 24, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Solved an excel problem at 6 am this morning by phone and I&#8217;ve been on a high ever since<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stuck Up (@mayhersays) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mayhersays\/status\/789466849633267713\">October 21, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know I had a long day when I decide NOT to colour coordinate my excel spreadsheet at work <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/coloursfordayz?src=hash\">#coloursfordayz<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 lars (@larissaclara_xo) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larissaclara_xo\/status\/789352680569180160\">October 21, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Work is so slow that I&#8217;ve thought myself how to make accounting statements on excel and knit a scarf in one shift&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sarah Jane (@chakrachaca) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chakrachaca\/status\/789950303885860864\">October 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Collaborating with people at work just reinforces my theory that no one actually knows how to use Word\/Excel\/etc.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dakota @ Furpoc (@DakotaMalamute) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DakotaMalamute\/status\/790627131416076289\">October 24, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Oh yes, the Christmas 2k16 excel worksheet has been created.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Taylor Meadows (@tarrymytles) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tarrymytles\/status\/791088372202795008\">October 26, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">It&#8217;s only been an hour and my Excel has freaked out twice on me. It too does not want to work on Friday.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Scaredy CAT-CAT (@cfnchng) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cfnchng\/status\/789529231185186816\">October 21, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you show your family a very time-consuming, custom Excel workbook that took you days to perfect and nobody cares <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ek5oRuBSCl\">pic.twitter.com\/ek5oRuBSCl<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ripper norton jr (@Rippernorton) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rippernorton\/status\/789857607435558912\">October 22, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161028a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161028a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/10\/twitter20161028a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161028a\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/j_birdhead\/status\/790959990328524800\">j. birdhead<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LyleAKATheCroc\/status\/791120669887107072\">Sucio Dan<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/andyswimmer\/status\/789143706498727936\">Andy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mfaulkner43\/status\/790982671023247360\">Mary Faulkner<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dyandelosreyes\/status\/790382420184801280\">Dyan Delos Reyes<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mayhersays\/status\/789466849633267713\">Stuck Up<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/larissaclara_xo\/status\/789352680569180160\">lars<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chakrachaca\/status\/789950303885860864\">Sarah Jane<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DakotaMalamute\/status\/790627131416076289\">Dakota @ Furpoc<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tarrymytles\/status\/791088372202795008\">Taylor Meadows<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/cfnchng\/status\/789529231185186816\">Scaredy CAT-CAT<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Rippernorton\/status\/789857607435558912\">ripper norton jr<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Don\u2019t worry if nobody else cares about your awesome Excel file! At least that Christmas 2016 workbook is ready, and you\u2019re all relaxed now. Take a break and knit a scarf or something.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":2932,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_kadence_starter_templates_imported_post":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2934","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-excel-humor"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2934"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2936,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2934\/revisions\/2936"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media\/2932"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2934"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2934"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2934"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}