{"id":2941,"date":"2016-11-04T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-04T04:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2941"},"modified":"2017-03-14T15:25:56","modified_gmt":"2017-03-14T19:25:56","slug":"excel-twitters-20161104","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/11\/04\/excel-twitters-20161104\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161104"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Are you saying \u201cThanks!\u201d to the gods of Excel, or \u201cNot today!\u201d. And is it Pearl Jam, or lack of pivot tables, that will eventually kill you?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Thank god for Excel pivot tables. It&#8217;s likely I would be dead without them<\/li>\n<li>when you lay in bed trying to sleep and suddenly solve the problem you had in excel 9 hours earlier.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m trying to re-write excel code but my coworker is listening to Pearl Jam and I want to die<\/li>\n<li>Excel you so stupid. You know very well I didn&#8217;t mean to copy a blank cell.<\/li>\n<li>Excel is maxing out 4 processors to create a pivot table on 300,000 rows of data. And 50 years ago we went to the moon with a calculator<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been staring at this excel workbook and decided that I&#8217;m not a magician.<\/li>\n<li>I love how excel keeps crashing from using copy\/paste. This is totally not slowing down my day and driving me insane #gamedesign #gamedev<\/li>\n<li>Dreamt about my excel spreadsheet I need to complete at work today&#8230; any tips on how to #switchoff<\/li>\n<li>Yeah you&#8217;re basically set for life if you learn how to troubleshoot office macros and update excel code for new versions.<\/li>\n<li>Under 23y.o.;Excel is stupid, like, what is the point?Over 23y.o.; Marry me, Excel, you beautiful, organised creature.<\/li>\n<li>i saw a man wearing a shirt that said &#8220;i simply&#8221; &amp; underneath it was the icon for microsoft excel. i love college (&amp; puns)<\/li>\n<li>I made a really long, complicated formula work in Excel today and I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD.<\/li>\n<li>it deleted all my work and the pivot table I may or may not be yelling and sobbing while a confused dog stares at me<\/li>\n<li>I wish there was an excel function to solve every problem in my life<\/li>\n<li>And as the excel sheet refreshed data for the 1000th time, he looked at the pivot tab and said &#8220;not today&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161104b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161104b_thumb.png\" alt=\"This week's best Excel tweets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"451\" height=\"226\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Thank god for Excel pivot tables. It&#8217;s likely I would be dead without them<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nikita Biryukov (@NikitaBiryukov_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NikitaBiryukov_\/status\/793533146247598080\">November 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">when you lay in bed trying to sleep and suddenly solve the problem you had in excel 9 hours earlier.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ben (@bpweise) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bpweise\/status\/792229779542016005\">October 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m trying to re-write excel code but my coworker is listening to Pearl Jam and I want to die<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gracie (@sorrypizza) October 31, 2016<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel you so stupid. You know very well I didn&#8217;t mean to copy a blank cell.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 BOO!-dy (@rudym55) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rudym55\/status\/793514502310531072\">November 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is maxing out 4 processors to create a pivot table on 300,000 rows of data. And 50 years ago we went to the moon with a calculator<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Please don&#8217;t .@ me (@franksting) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/franksting\/status\/791512099641974784\">October 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve been staring at this excel workbook and decided that I&#8217;m not a magician.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Charms The Rapper (@tsaaarms) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/tsaaarms\/status\/792460638979096576\">October 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love how excel keeps crashing from using copy\/paste. This is totally not slowing down my day and driving me insane <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/gamedesign?src=hash\">#gamedesign<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/gamedev?src=hash\">#gamedev<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ethan Levy (@FamousAspect) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FamousAspect\/status\/793940550063751168\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dreamt about my excel spreadsheet I need to complete at work today&#8230; any tips on how to <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/switchoff?src=hash\">#switchoff<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Davina Kumal (@DavinaKumal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/DavinaKumal\/status\/794065071110492160\">November 3, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SwiftOnSecurity\">@SwiftOnSecurity<\/a> Yeah you&#8217;re basically set for life if you learn how to troubleshoot office macros and update excel code for new versions.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Against Police Judge (@TheMoatman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheMoatman\/status\/793683837075202048\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Under 23y.o.: Excel is stupid, like, what is the point?<br \/>\nOver 23y.o.: Marry me, Excel, you beautiful, organised creature.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Muscovado (@__sha___) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__sha___\/status\/793843118160220160\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i saw a man wearing a shirt that said &#8220;i simply&#8221; &amp; underneath it was the icon for microsoft excel. i love college (&amp; puns)<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Nicole Bloodgood (@NicoleNora5_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NicoleNora5_\/status\/793857707925180416\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I made a really long, complicated formula work in Excel today and I AM ON TOP OF THE WORLD.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 SIQ\u2122 (@Hunter_Slack) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Hunter_Slack\/status\/793888857305612288\">November 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">it deleted all my work and the pivot table I may or may not be yelling and sobbing while a confused dog stares at me<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 papadopoulos (@pdlmma) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pdlmma\/status\/791742149767360513\">October 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wish there was an excel function to solve every problem in my life<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Connor Quinn (@ConnorAQuinn) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ConnorAQuinn\/status\/791886973371768832\">October 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">And as the excel sheet refreshed data for the 1000th time, he looked at the pivot tab and said &#8220;not today&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Austin Flaherty (@junotpn8r) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/junotpn8r\/status\/791685223813640192\">October 27, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161104a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161104a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161104a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161104a\" width=\"452\" height=\"452\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NikitaBiryukov_\/status\/793533146247598080\">Nikita Biryukov<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bpweise\/status\/792229779542016005\">Ben S. 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