{"id":2956,"date":"2016-11-18T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-11-18T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2956"},"modified":"2016-11-17T14:40:21","modified_gmt":"2016-11-17T19:40:21","slug":"excel-twitters-20161118","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/11\/18\/excel-twitters-20161118\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161118"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Every day with Excel is awesome, until you discover that your lunch is mouldy. Or if Excel catches fire, when you\u2019re up to your neck in pivot tables.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Lost a mornings work with Excel crashing and then found my sandwich was mouldy #Awesome<\/li>\n<li>That incredible day at work when Excel blows your mind!<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m think I&#8217;m going to start breaking the fourth wall at work like children&#8217;s TV does. &#8220;Do you know the proper excel function here? Bueno!&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I learned to use pivot tables in excel today, so I&#8217;m practically a wizard now.<\/li>\n<li>This is really frigging annoying. I move like lightning in Excel, and I&#8217;m waiting for the damn cursor to do its stupid animation &amp; catch up.<\/li>\n<li>I do all my work in excel using csv sheets like any civilized person<\/li>\n<li>Played &#8220;Actuarial Trivia&#8221; at work today, so of course somebody built an Excel model for the whole thing<\/li>\n<li>If all you know is Excel every problem looks like something you can send around by email and everyone can fill in their data and THEN\u2026<\/li>\n<li>I built a pivot table, and I understood what I was doing, so my day is pretty much a win no matter what happens.<\/li>\n<li>Me; Jeepers I am concerned about current events! Work PC; Let me distract you from you worries. (( sets Excel ablaze ))<\/li>\n<li>I see your problem. Your not using Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Everyone in work thinks i&#8217;m some sort of Excel genius but really i&#8217;m clueless and don&#8217;t have the heart to tell anyone #GoogleHelpMe<\/li>\n<li>When you have to watch a coworker work in Excel without knowing any shortcuts and each successive click is like a tiny stab in the heart<\/li>\n<li>if you hear a distant sobbing, it&#8217;s just me. Excel crashed while i was waist-deep in unsaved pivot tables. pls send will to live<\/li>\n<li>Almost every work-related issue, tracking issue, or communication issue at my office is due to someone not understanding how to use Excel<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161118b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I move like lightning in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161118b_thumb.png\" alt=\"I move like lightning in Excel http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"426\" height=\"215\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Lost a mornings work with Excel crashing and then found my sandwich was mouldy <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/Awesome?src=hash\">#Awesome<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Iain (@thegrandmagus) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thegrandmagus\/status\/798870383315349509\">November 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That incredible day at work when Excel blows your mind!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pastor Of Muppets (@hawknosed) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hawknosed\/status\/799182488849371136\">November 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m think I&#8217;m going to start breaking the fourth wall at work like children&#8217;s TV does. &#8220;Do you know the proper excel function here? Bueno!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Steven Sundbeck (@stevis23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevis23\/status\/797167312231075844\">November 11, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I learned to use pivot tables in excel today, so I&#8217;m practically a wizard now.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mallory (@MalzzzInDC) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MalzzzInDC\/status\/796803839294865411\">November 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">This is really frigging annoying. I move like lightning in Excel, and I&#8217;m waiting for the damn cursor to do its stupid animation &amp; catch up.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Martin Pinnau (@martinpinnau) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/martinpinnau\/status\/798187231806525440\">November 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I do all my work in excel using csv sheets like any civilized person <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/llnkfDHvbt\">https:\/\/t.co\/llnkfDHvbt<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 $1 50\/50 seller (@ClevelandGod) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClevelandGod\/status\/799101450077007872\">November 17, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Played &#8220;Actuarial Trivia&#8221; at work today, so of course somebody built an Excel model for the whole thing<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Greg Johnson (@GregJohnson23) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GregJohnson23\/status\/798664705342484480\">November 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If all you know is Excel every problem looks like something you can send around by email and everyone can fill in their data and THEN\u2026<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tomalak (@_Tomalak) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Tomalak\/status\/798548785857253376\">November 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I built a pivot table, and I understood what I was doing, so my day is pretty much a win no matter what happens.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matt @ (@Matt_LRR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Matt_LRR\/status\/796133952922656768\">November 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Me: Jeepers I am concerned about current events! Work PC: Let me distract you from you worries. (( sets Excel ablaze ))<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 #NotMyPresident (@TheAnarCHris) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheAnarCHris\/status\/798951196023099392\">November 16, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevelitchfield\">@stevelitchfield<\/a> I see your problem. Your not using Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Blake Latson (@BlakeLatson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlakeLatson\/status\/796726328166928384\">November 10, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Everyone in work thinks i&#8217;m some sort of Excel genius but really i&#8217;m clueless and don&#8217;t have the heart to tell anyone <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/GoogleHelpMe?src=hash\">#GoogleHelpMe<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 JKL (@jklarkins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jklarkins\/status\/798109996328304640\">November 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you have to watch a coworker work in Excel without knowing any shortcuts and each successive click is like a tiny stab in the heart<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Abby (@ashure) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashure\/status\/797111620782751744\">November 11, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">if you hear a distant sobbing, it&#8217;s just me. Excel crashed while i was waist-deep in unsaved pivot tables. pls send will to live<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 rai (@rai0t) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rai0t\/status\/797282394994667521\">November 12, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Almost every work-related issue, tracking issue, or communication issue at my office is due to someone not understanding how to use Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 k @ spooky pumpkin (@chapchae) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chapchae\/status\/797957498846216192\">November 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161118a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161118a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/11\/twitter20161118a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161118a\" width=\"341\" height=\"341\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/thegrandmagus\/status\/798870383315349509\">Iain<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hawknosed\/status\/799182488849371136\">Pastor Of Muppets<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/stevis23\/status\/797167312231075844\">Steven Sundbeck<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MalzzzInDC\/status\/796803839294865411\">Mallory<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/martinpinnau\/status\/798187231806525440\">Martin Pinnau<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClevelandGod\/status\/799101450077007872\">$1 50\/50 seller<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GregJohnson23\/status\/798664705342484480\">Greg Johnson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/_Tomalak\/status\/798548785857253376\">Tomalak<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Matt_LRR\/status\/796133952922656768\">Matt<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TheAnarCHris\/status\/798951196023099392\">#NotMyPresident<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BlakeLatson\/status\/796726328166928384\">Blake Latson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jklarkins\/status\/798109996328304640\">JKL<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ashure\/status\/797111620782751744\">Abby<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/rai0t\/status\/797282394994667521\">rai<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/chapchae\/status\/797957498846216192\">k @ spooky pumpkin<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Every day with Excel is awesome, until you discover that your lunch is mouldy. 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