{"id":2964,"date":"2016-12-02T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-02T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2964"},"modified":"2016-12-01T19:28:35","modified_gmt":"2016-12-02T00:28:35","slug":"excel-twitters-20161202","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/12\/02\/excel-twitters-20161202\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161202"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel give you infinite cosmic power, just like Aladdin\u2019s genie? Or is your life a delicate balance between spreadsheets and Twitter?<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>today&#8217;s lesson; pivot tables are not as scary as they seem. #excel #nerdspeak #yayfordataanalysis<\/li>\n<li>6 hours for this stupid conditional formatting formula. I hate excel but I feel as though I&#8217;ve conquered it.<\/li>\n<li>Every time I&#8217;m forced to work in Excel I find myself remembering the line &#8220;Infinite cosmic power, itty-bitty living space.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>When I get bored at work, I start endorsing people for anything on LinkedIn. No clue if you&#8217;re any good on Excel but I&#8217;ll back you up m8<\/li>\n<li>Just got 40pg. Manual at work on how to make 1 specific excel report. U guys that do match rating spreadsheets for fun are literal maniacs<\/li>\n<li>A code for zip codes in excel; I shall call it zip code.<\/li>\n<li>it&#8217;s frustrating as hell, but there is no more satisfying feeling than when you get something on Excel to just WORK.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m yet to meet a problem in life the lasf 6 months I haven&#8217;t tried to solve using Excel&#8230; might have a problem<\/li>\n<li>TFW When you handle the excel cuz no one else knows how. But all the work is on excel so you end up doing all the work<\/li>\n<li>Actually getting somewhere with excel code writing, miracles do happen<\/li>\n<li>Playing in Excel whilst watching Jamie Oliver&#8217;s Christmas and then Mrs Browns Christmas special&#8230;. Festive with pivot tables.<\/li>\n<li>You know you&#8217;ve really mastered life when someone at work asks you an excel question and you are just like, step aside<\/li>\n<li>Let a coworker use an intense Excel worksheet I made to automate some reporting. Forgot I set the incorrect input message to &#8220;wrong dumbass&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been trying to figure out this excel worksheet for about 3 days and the directions aren&#8217;t getting any clearer.<\/li>\n<li>I complete a pivot table and then I reward myself with 5 minutes on Twitter. life is all about balance<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161202b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Excel \u2013 Infinite Cosmic Power! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161202b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Excel \u2013 Infinite Cosmic Power! http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"400\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">today&#8217;s lesson: pivot tables are not as scary as they seem. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/nerdspeak?src=hash\">#nerdspeak<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/yayfordataanalysis?src=hash\">#yayfordataanalysis<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dr. Hood (@HollyHood156) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollyHood156\/status\/803396189819375616\">November 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">6 hours for this stupid conditional formatting formula. I hate excel but I feel as though I&#8217;ve conquered it. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/dZbi6O0DZy\">pic.twitter.com\/dZbi6O0DZy<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 E. Ross Ura (@ERossUra) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ERossUra\/status\/803349342178394113\">November 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Every time I&#8217;m forced to work in Excel I find myself remembering the line &#8220;Infinite cosmic power, itty-bitty living space.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Robert Brown (@RABrown86) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/RABrown86\/status\/804088663801872384\">November 30, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When I get bored at work, I start endorsing people for anything on LinkedIn. No clue if you&#8217;re any good on Excel but I&#8217;ll back you up m8<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 tom mcshane (@imtommcshane) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/imtommcshane\/status\/803985548507496448\">November 30, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just got 40pg. Manual at work on how to make 1 specific excel report. U guys that do match rating spreadsheets for fun are literal maniacs<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 virtualpros (@VRTLPROS) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/VRTLPROS\/status\/804075089767661568\">November 30, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">A code for zip codes in excel: I shall call it zip code.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Erin (@E_Kels) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/E_Kels\/status\/803269579367583745\">November 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/NuclearTeeth\">@NuclearTeeth<\/a> it&#8217;s frustrating as hell, but there is no more satisfying feeling than when you get something on Excel to just WORK.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 William Paul (@willpooool) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/willpooool\/status\/804393081378340865\">December 1, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m yet to meet a problem in life the lasf 6 months I haven&#8217;t tried to solve using Excel&#8230; might have a problem<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Immer S Chriswell (@ImmerRange) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ImmerRange\/status\/803366406746238980\">November 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">TFW When you handle the excel cuz no one else knows how<\/p>\n<p>But all the work is on excel so you end up doing all the work<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 A.MA.RA. (@Balixes) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Balixes\/status\/803815364920508416\">November 30, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Actually getting somewhere with excel code writing, miracles do happen<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe Oakley (@oj_oakley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/oj_oakley\/status\/801827026776838144\">November 24, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Playing in Excel whilst watching Jamie Oliver&#8217;s Christmas and then Mrs Browns Christmas special&#8230;. Festive with pivot tables.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gary Duffield (@GaryDuffield) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/GaryDuffield\/status\/803216269029740544\">November 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">You know you&#8217;ve really mastered life when someone at work asks you an excel question and you are just like, step aside<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kristen (@kristennshelley) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kristennshelley\/status\/803305139553665024\">November 28, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Let a coworker use an intense Excel worksheet I made to automate some reporting. Forgot I set the incorrect input message to &#8220;wrong dumbass&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Eric Nelson (@ericpnelson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ericpnelson\/status\/803650440747360257\">November 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve been trying to figure out this excel worksheet for about 3 days and the directions aren&#8217;t getting any clearer.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 TAYLOR (@TKuron_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TKuron_\/status\/801265620532793344\">November 23, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I complete a pivot table and then I reward myself with 5 minutes on Twitter. life is all about balance<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 cindy (@supcindyy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/supcindyy\/status\/803455777415499776\">November 29, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161202a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161202a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161202a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161202a\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/HollyHood156\/status\/803396189819375616\">Dr. Hood<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ERossUra\/status\/803349342178394113\">E. 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