{"id":2972,"date":"2016-12-16T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2016-12-16T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2972"},"modified":"2016-12-15T14:43:51","modified_gmt":"2016-12-15T19:43:51","slug":"excel-twitters-20161216","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2016\/12\/16\/excel-twitters-20161216\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20161216"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If you\u2019ve been very good, Santa might bring you an error-free spreadsheet this year. If not, you\u2019ll get a lump of coal and a some broken code that will take days to fix. Merry Christmas, and I\u2019ll see you back here in January!<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Ready for Santa to visit! I hope he brings me a year of no #VALUE errors in my Excel and perfect parentheses in my code<\/li>\n<li>I don&#8217;t always use Excel for Christmas shopping but when I do, I throw it into a pivot table and filter by location.<\/li>\n<li>Not only did I just get an email from my mom about Christmas presents, but she also included an excel chart as well<\/li>\n<li>That feeling when you work out how to do something new on excel.<\/li>\n<li>That moment when you can&#8217;t make an excel spreadsheet work then realise you made one TINY mistake that naffed the code up. Took a day to see!<\/li>\n<li>Just used pivot tables in excel and now people are looking at me like I&#8217;m a death eater<\/li>\n<li>Writing a new excel formula today and the error message reads &#8216;There is a problem with your formula&#8217;. Please, Excel, be less specific.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m falling in love with excel. Does this mean I&#8217;m growing up and\/or turning into a square?<\/li>\n<li>Achievement unlocked! Run out of rows in an Excel spreadsheet. So I&#8217;ll be doing that work in SQL after all<\/li>\n<li>I kind of love that even after years of intense excel use, it still can come up with delightful surprises.<\/li>\n<li>That existentially clarifying moment when you realize Microsoft Excel columns extend into infinity and your work is never finished<\/li>\n<li>When your excel files start getting into the Gigabytes, you know there\u2019s a problem.<\/li>\n<li>I used to get excited about new virtualization\/cloud technologies and now I&#8217;m like &#8220;Sweet, my pivot table worked.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>I kind of love Excel but it&#8217;s more fun to pretend I hate it<\/li>\n<li>If anyone knows how to make a Gantt Chart on excel let me know, ill pay you in mince pies<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161216b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161216b\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161216b_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161216b\" width=\"400\" height=\"202\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Ready for Santa to visit! I hope he brings me a year of no <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/VALUE?src=hash\">#VALUE<\/a> errors in my Excel and perfect parentheses in my code <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/GUNXVmvbMj\">pic.twitter.com\/GUNXVmvbMj<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 OU IRR (@OU_IRR) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OU_IRR\/status\/806507815036710912\">December 7, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I don&#8217;t always use Excel for Christmas shopping but when I do, I throw it into a pivot table and filter by location.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 NonProphetess (@nonprophetess) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprophetess\/status\/809243550139478016\">December 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Not only did I just get an email from my mom about Christmas presents, but she also included an excel chart as well<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Lauren Oswald (@loswald98) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loswald98\/status\/804786384561143808\">December 2, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That feeling when you work out how to do something new on excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gary Edwards (@Gary5Edwards) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gary5Edwards\/status\/809344331685326848\">December 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That moment when you can&#8217;t make an excel spreadsheet work then realise you made one TINY mistake that naffed the code up. Took a day to see!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gamescroller (@Gamescroller) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gamescroller\/status\/808631990450876416\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just used pivot tables in excel and now people are looking at me like I&#8217;m a death eater<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Anthony (@Antx) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Antx\/status\/808820796051177472\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Writing a new excel formula today and the error message reads &#8216;There is a problem with your formula&#8217;. Please, Excel, be less specific.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Andrew Watson (@AWarchaeology) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AWarchaeology\/status\/808787752913354753\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m falling in love with excel. Does this mean I&#8217;m growing up and\/or turning into a square?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joanna Dom\u00ednguez (@jominguez) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jominguez\/status\/806525699800633344\">December 7, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Achievement unlocked! Run out of rows in an Excel spreadsheet. So I&#8217;ll be doing that work in SQL after all<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 TR_Smith (@TR_Smith) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TR_Smith\/status\/809330769609064450\">December 15, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/CherylM21\">@CherylM21<\/a> I kind of love that even after years of intense excel use, it still can come up with delightful surprises.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Meg (@deadlysmurf) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deadlysmurf\/status\/806482727952388096\">December 7, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That existentially clarifying moment when you realize Microsoft Excel columns extend into infinity and your work is never finished<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Xela Ruus (@xelaruus) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xelaruus\/status\/809130566117363712\">December 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When your excel files start getting into the Gigabytes, you know there\u2019s a problem.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Stoic (@EghosaO_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EghosaO_\/status\/808713562621362176\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I used to get excited about new virtualization\/cloud technologies and now I&#8217;m like &#8220;Sweet, my pivot table worked.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Matt Liebowitz (@mattliebowitz) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattliebowitz\/status\/809076779382083585\">December 14, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I kind of love Excel but it&#8217;s more fun to pretend I hate it<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michael Crews (@Michael_Crews) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Michael_Crews\/status\/806749202067750912\">December 8, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If anyone knows how to make a Gantt Chart on excel let me know, ill pay you in mince pies<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Angus Clark (@Anguss_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Anguss_\/status\/808787195029032961\">December 13, 2016<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>___<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161216a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; margin: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border-width: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20161216a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/12\/twitter20161216a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20161216a\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/OU_IRR\/status\/806507815036710912\">OU IRR<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/nonprophetess\/status\/809243550139478016\">NonProphetess<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loswald98\/status\/804786384561143808\">Lauren Oswald<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gary5Edwards\/status\/809344331685326848\">Gary Edwards<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Gamescroller\/status\/808631990450876416\">Gamescroller <\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Antx\/status\/808820796051177472\">Anthony<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/AWarchaeology\/status\/808787752913354753\">Andrew Watson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jominguez\/status\/806525699800633344\">Joanna Dom\u00ednguez<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TR_Smith\/status\/809330769609064450\">TR_Smith<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/deadlysmurf\/status\/806482727952388096\">Meg<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/xelaruus\/status\/809130566117363712\">Xela Ruus<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/EghosaO_\/status\/808713562621362176\">Stoic<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mattliebowitz\/status\/809076779382083585\">Matt Liebowitz<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Michael_Crews\/status\/806749202067750912\">Michael Crews<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Anguss_\/status\/808787195029032961\">Angus Clark<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; 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