{"id":2996,"date":"2017-01-20T00:02:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-20T05:02:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=2996"},"modified":"2017-01-20T01:56:09","modified_gmt":"2017-01-20T06:56:09","slug":"excel-twitters-20170120","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/01\/20\/excel-twitters-20170120\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitters 20170120"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Could a pie chart destroy the universe? Would you make a pivot table to earn a hot chocolate? These are stupid questions about Excel, so please don&#8217;t Google them.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170120b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"I'm the Bob Ross of Excel Spreadsheets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170120b_thumb.png\" alt=\"I'm the Bob Ross of Excel Spreadsheets http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"397\" height=\"199\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Always a relief when your excel macro runs and doesn&#8217;t just delete the workbook<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;m the Bob Ross of Excel Spreadsheets! Work can be awesome sometimes. #justengineerthings<\/li>\n<li>Whenever I feel sad I work on program budgets. Cos you know &#8211; numbers and excel files are very cathartic.<\/li>\n<li>@robynstevensPR I LOVE Excel&#8230; I spend more time with Excel than any of my friends or family \ud83d\ude09 #WinnieSun<\/li>\n<li>Please, nobody ask me stupid questions about excel that you could google. Please, nobody ask me stupid questions about excel tha&#8230;TOO LATE!<\/li>\n<li>When you help someone out with a simple pivot table, and she says ta with a hot chocolate.<\/li>\n<li>@JenAbd No problem at all. Solver is quite the rabbit hole in Excel. May the odds be forever in your favor lol.<\/li>\n<li>I love excel sheets and I&#8217;m not even being the least bit sarcastic<\/li>\n<li>would not be surprised if smoke comes out of my work laptop soon with the amount of (needed!) excel files I have open at once<\/li>\n<li>Since beginning data analysis, I realize that pivot tables in Excel are among the best things ever created.<\/li>\n<li>I actually love art why doesn&#8217;t someone pay me to draw instead of cry about Excel<\/li>\n<li>Excel is both the love and bane of my existence. #lovehaterelationship #science #toomuchdata<\/li>\n<li>looking thru someone\u2019s excel workbook &amp; noticing almost all their formulas r redundant and inefficient<\/li>\n<li>That moment you try to wipe a smudge off your screen and it was just a random comma in your excel worksheet.<\/li>\n<li>Excel 2016 asks &#8220;Tell me what you want to do&#8221;I type in &#8220;destroy the universe&#8221;It suggests a pie chart.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Always a relief when your excel macro runs and doesn&#8217;t just delete the workbook<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 hax4snax (@agentroadkill) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/agentroadkill\/status\/819572252190580736\">January 12, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">&#8220;I&#8217;m the Bob Ross of Excel Spreadsheets!&#8221; Work can be awesome sometimes. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/justengineerthings?src=hash\">#justengineerthings<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 schmalvaro (@schmalvaro) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schmalvaro\/status\/821741989020467200\">January 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Whenever I feel sad I work on program budgets. Cos you know &#8211; numbers and excel files are very cathartic.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Justine (@heyjustinex) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyjustinex\/status\/821257062160048128\">January 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/robynstevensPR\">@robynstevensPR<\/a> I LOVE Excel&#8230; I spend more time with Excel than any of my friends or family \ud83d\ude42 <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/WinnieSun?src=hash\">#WinnieSun<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Joe Martin (@joeDmarti) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joeDmarti\/status\/821805312692736000\">January 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Please, nobody ask me stupid questions about excel that you could google. Please, nobody ask me stupid questions about excel tha&#8230;TOO LATE!<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tinselface Hawk (@mchawk) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mchawk\/status\/821303227174047745\">January 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">When you help someone out with a simple pivot table, and she says ta with a hot chocolate. <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/wf3ouZbIM8\">pic.twitter.com\/wf3ouZbIM8<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Chris H (@Harrowson) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Harrowson\/status\/819909653157056512\">January 13, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-conversation=\"none\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JenAbd\">@JenAbd<\/a> No problem at all. Solver is quite the rabbit hole in Excel. May the odds be forever in your favor lol.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alex Powers (@notaboutthecell) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notaboutthecell\/status\/820820278653624320\">January 16, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I love excel sheets and I&#8217;m not even being the least bit sarcastic<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 nahh im gud (@b_barbbb) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b_barbbb\/status\/821380942501650432\">January 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">would not be surprised if smoke comes out of my work laptop soon with the amount of (needed!) excel files I have open at once<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dan Alderson (@pinje) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pinje\/status\/821753072502394880\">January 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Since beginning data analysis, I realize that pivot tables in Excel are among the best things ever created.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Vincent Robles (@roblesvincentd) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/roblesvincentd\/status\/820386869091385345\">January 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I actually love art why doesn&#8217;t someone pay me to draw instead of cry about Excel<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 shar (@sharcoal) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sharcoal\/status\/820338814505861121\">January 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel is both the love and bane of my existence. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/lovehaterelationship?src=hash\">#lovehaterelationship<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/science?src=hash\">#science<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/toomuchdata?src=hash\">#toomuchdata<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/z4gAbE5UN1\">pic.twitter.com\/z4gAbE5UN1<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Claudia Josephine (@Claudia_Allen) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Claudia_Allen\/status\/821372322099658753\">January 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">looking thru someone\u2019s excel workbook &amp; noticing almost all their formulas r redundant and inefficient<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 jean luc-blowhard (@passacaglias) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/passacaglias\/status\/820396233550245888\">January 14, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That moment you try to wipe a smudge off your screen and it was just a random comma in your excel worksheet.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 FunWithExplosives (@FWE_Games) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FWE_Games\/status\/821756998685335553\">January 18, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel 2016 asks &#8220;Tell me what you want to do&#8221;<br \/>\nI type in &#8220;destroy the universe&#8221;<br \/>\nIt suggests a pie chart.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Gerontius Fartman (@gths) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gths\/status\/821322376671436804\">January 17, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170120a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"twitter20170120a\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170120a_thumb.png\" alt=\"twitter20170120a\" width=\"396\" height=\"396\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/agentroadkill\/status\/819572252190580736\">hax4snax<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/schmalvaro\/status\/821741989020467200\">schmalvaro<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/heyjustinex\/status\/821257062160048128\">Justine<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/joeDmarti\/status\/821805312692736000\">Joe Martin<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mchawk\/status\/821303227174047745\">Tinselface Hawk<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Harrowson\/status\/819909653157056512\">Chris H<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/notaboutthecell\/status\/820820278653624320\">Alex Powers<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/b_barbbb\/status\/821380942501650432\">nahh im gud<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pinje\/status\/821753072502394880\">Dan Alderson<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/roblesvincentd\/status\/820386869091385345\">Vincent Robles<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/sharcoal\/status\/820338814505861121\">new year new shar<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Claudia_Allen\/status\/821372322099658753\">Claudia Josephine<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/passacaglias\/status\/820396233550245888\">jean luc-blowhard<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/FWE_Games\/status\/821756998685335553\">FunWithExplosives<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gths\/status\/821322376671436804\">Gerontius Fartman<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; 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