{"id":3006,"date":"2017-01-27T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-01-27T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3006"},"modified":"2017-01-26T12:09:15","modified_gmt":"2017-01-26T17:09:15","slug":"excel-twitter-20170127","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/01\/27\/excel-twitter-20170127\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170127"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Don&#8217;t feel stupid, and please stop crying. Google and YouTube will help you solve your Excel problems. But if that doesn&#8217;t work, just lie down, or go back to pen and paper.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170127b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Dear Excel, please run faster, I have work to do http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170127b_thumb.png\" alt=\"Dear Excel, please run faster, I have work to do http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>I&#8217;m convinced every problem in the world can somehow be solved with an excel spreadsheet..if only I knew how to use it better #magic<\/li>\n<li>Feeling stupid. When did excel become so complicated. Back to pen and paper it is then<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve just created my first ever pivot table. I&#8217;d like to thank God, google, youtube and my frantic fingers<\/li>\n<li>Just made a monthly expenses chart on Excel. If that doesn&#8217;t scream adulthood, I don&#8217;t know what does.<\/li>\n<li>somedays, I feel like Excel should just pivot for me when I open a file&#8230;.#adtech<\/li>\n<li>excel is really only good for two things; not having to lie on job apps and making people feel stupid.<\/li>\n<li>i feel like crying. i spent so much time on my excel workbook and all it takes to ruin it is one touch from my teacher<\/li>\n<li>If one day the crazy pills don\u2019t work, Google \u201cExcel regex\u201d and find a safe space. Then search \u201cGoogle sheets regex\u201d and get on with life.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been at work for 25 minutes and already Excel has crashed twice.<\/li>\n<li>That joyous feeling when you manage to make a pivot table work on a Thursday afternoon. #excel #reporting<\/li>\n<li>Can&#8217;t believe how much time I just wasted b\/c I was trying to insert an object into an Excel cell. Stupid vague Excel interop errors&#8230;<\/li>\n<li>just spent an hour making a pivot table and chart in Excel that would have taken me two minutes ten years ago. now I need a lie down.<\/li>\n<li>I&#8217;ve been officially tagged as the &#8220;Excel Guru&#8221; in my group at work. Now I have no other option but to quit.<\/li>\n<li>Teaching myself how to create pivot tables in Excel has been a productive use of my time. 10\/10 would recommend.<\/li>\n<li>Dear excel, please run faster, I have work to do.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;m convinced every problem in the world can somehow be solved with an excel spreadsheet..if only I knew how to use it better <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/magic?src=hash\">#magic<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Hayden Houdek (@BandCampVictim) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BandCampVictim\/status\/823632127073906688\">January 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Feeling stupid. When did excel become so complicated. Back to pen and paper it is then<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Sandra Lowe (@SanisparkleLowe) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SanisparkleLowe\/status\/823652191978266624\">January 23, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve just created my first ever pivot table. I&#8217;d like to thank God, google, youtube and my frantic fingers <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/pSRSWEZBHW\">pic.twitter.com\/pSRSWEZBHW<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ben Bone (@Spiceyben) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Spiceyben\/status\/822487689245114369\">January 20, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Just made a monthly expenses chart on Excel. If that doesn&#8217;t scream adulthood, I don&#8217;t know what does.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Karishma Bhimani (@KarishmaBhimani) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarishmaBhimani\/status\/822843965577850880\">January 21, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">somedays, I feel like Excel should just pivot for me when I open a file&#8230;.<a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/adtech?src=hash\">#adtech<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Alan Edgett (@ACEdge) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ACEdge\/status\/824308461093588992\">January 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">excel is really only good for two things: not having to lie on job apps and making people feel stupid.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 neil mccauley (@the_blueprint) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/the_blueprint\/status\/824325824425951245\">January 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i feel like crying. i spent so much time on my excel workbook and all it takes to ruin it is one touch from my teacher<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Theresa Ann (@theresa9532) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theresa9532\/status\/824611992493125632\">January 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">If one day the crazy pills don\u2019t work, Google \u201cExcel regex\u201d and find a safe space. Then search \u201cGoogle sheets regex\u201d and get on with life.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kendrick Arnett (@kendrick) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kendrick\/status\/824308753159823361\">January 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve been at work for 25 minutes and already Excel has crashed twice.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Laura Kay (@LauraCatherineK) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LauraCatherineK\/status\/823875492738695168\">January 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">That joyous feeling when you manage to make a pivot table work on a Thursday afternoon. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/excel?src=hash\">#excel<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/reporting?src=hash\">#reporting<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Emma Kirkman (@emmarkirkman) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emmarkirkman\/status\/824592227548667905\">January 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Can&#8217;t believe how much time I just wasted b\/c I was trying to insert an object into an Excel cell. Stupid vague Excel interop errors&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dog (@Kitashi_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kitashi_\/status\/824245459686453248\">January 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">just spent an hour making a pivot table and chart in Excel that would have taken me two minutes ten years ago. now I need a lie down.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 ClaireAdy (@ClaireAdy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClaireAdy\/status\/824634512768241664\">January 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I&#8217;ve been officially tagged as the &#8220;Excel Guru&#8221; in my group at work.<\/p>\n<p>Now I have no other option but to quit.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 kacy (@bammitskacy) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bammitskacy\/status\/824279137271549954\">January 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Teaching myself how to create pivot tables in Excel has been a productive use of my time. 10\/10 would recommend.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jenn (@beanspal_) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beanspal_\/status\/824092108810256385\">January 25, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Dear excel, please run faster, I have work to do.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Kaylarrrg (@kaylarrrg) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaylarrrg\/status\/823978196257427456\">January 24, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170127a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"Dear Excel, please run faster, I have work to do http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/twitter20170127a_thumb.png\" alt=\"Dear Excel, please run faster, I have work to do http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"401\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BandCampVictim\/status\/823632127073906688\">Hayden Houdek<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/SanisparkleLowe\/status\/823652191978266624\">Sandra Lowe<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Spiceyben\/status\/822487689245114369\">Ben Bone<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/KarishmaBhimani\/status\/822843965577850880\">Karishma Bhimani<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ACEdge\/status\/824308461093588992\">Alan Edgett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/the_blueprint\/status\/824325824425951245\">neil mccauley<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/theresa9532\/status\/824611992493125632\">Theresa Ann<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kendrick\/status\/824308753159823361\">Kendrick Arnett<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/LauraCatherineK\/status\/823875492738695168\">Laura Kay<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/emmarkirkman\/status\/824592227548667905\">Emma Kirkman<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/Kitashi_\/status\/824245459686453248\">Dog<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/ClaireAdy\/status\/824634512768241664\">ClaireAdy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bammitskacy\/status\/824279137271549954\">kacy<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/beanspal_\/status\/824092108810256385\">Jenn<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/kaylarrrg\/status\/823978196257427456\">Kaylarrrg<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; 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