{"id":3013,"date":"2017-02-03T00:01:00","date_gmt":"2017-02-03T05:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/?p=3013"},"modified":"2017-02-02T11:19:53","modified_gmt":"2017-02-02T16:19:53","slug":"excel-twitter-20170203","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/archives\/2017\/02\/03\/excel-twitter-20170203\/","title":{"rendered":"Excel Twitter 20170203"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel make you feel calm, or does it give you nightmares? Can it solve every problem, or is it a constant struggle? Does it give you a wave of pleasure, or feelings of deep shame? Answer when you&#8217;re ready.<\/p>\n<p><!--more--><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170203b.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"That wave of pleasure when your pivot table works http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170203b_thumb.png\" alt=\"That wave of pleasure when your pivot table works http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"201\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Plain Text<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the tweets in plain text. The embedded tweets are below.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>All I&#8217;ve done at work this morning is be bad at math and struggle with Excel.<\/li>\n<li>Friendly reminder; save often. Excel just locked up and I lost the last 20 minutes of work&#8230;have to start over. EVERYTHING IS FINE.<\/li>\n<li>Why do people think excel is the solution to every problem? Why?? *facetable* x.x<\/li>\n<li>Nothing calms me like organizing my life and work into a series of Excel spreadsheets. #producerlife<\/li>\n<li>Excel macros- can be crafty little monkeys. But I can be an even craftier little monkey. It looked like a morning&#8217;s work- it took 4 mins.<\/li>\n<li>Bro-in-law &amp; me have been trying to work out an all singing n dancing formula with several variables for excel. Need to have a lie down! Lol<\/li>\n<li>Tfw you have a multi-step problem in Excel and then the Internet helps you figure each step out &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/li>\n<li>i did not go to college for four years TO DO WORK ON EXCEL<\/li>\n<li>I wonder how long it will be before I have to explain to a teenager why the excel file of phone numbers at work is named Rolodex<\/li>\n<li>stupid excel formula you thought you were gonna beat me?!?!?<\/li>\n<li>The VBA work I am doing on this Excel form makes me feel deep shame. No comments. Pages of arcane nested IF statements instead of calls.<\/li>\n<li>Disappointed to learn that Excel&#8217;s pivot tables are case insensitive<\/li>\n<li>I messed this damn excel sheet up at work but it&#8217;s okay because I&#8217;m going to fix it because I&#8217;m smart<\/li>\n<li>Excel documents will now be in my nightmares tonight. Thank you work.<\/li>\n<li>What do you call that wave of pleasure &amp; relief that washes over you when your pivot table comes out perfectly?<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets \u2013 Embedded<\/h3>\n<p>Here are the embedded tweets. The tweets in plain text are above.<\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">All I&#8217;ve done at work this morning is be bad at math and struggle with Excel.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 love you, mean it (@loveyou_meanitt) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loveyou_meanitt\/status\/826087056329809920\">January 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Friendly reminder: save often.<br \/>\nExcel just locked up and I lost the last 20 minutes of work&#8230;have to start over. EVERYTHING IS FINE.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Mama J (@bustedjj) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bustedjj\/status\/826533624996626432\">January 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Why do people think excel is the solution to every problem? Why?? *facetable* x.x<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Tanya (@TanyaLMS) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TanyaLMS\/status\/824997829496147968\">January 27, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Nothing calms me like organizing my life and work into a series of Excel spreadsheets. <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/producerlife?src=hash\">#producerlife<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Michelle Wheeler (@michellewheeler) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michellewheeler\/status\/826554264944246784\">January 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel macros- can be crafty little monkeys. But I can be an even craftier little monkey. It looked like a morning&#8217;s work- it took 4 mins.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 John Connolly (@jjcthefirst) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jjcthefirst\/status\/827059254985113600\">February 2, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Bro-in-law &amp; me have been trying to work out an all singing n dancing formula with several variables for excel. Need to have a lie down! Lol<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jo McHugh (@jloui78) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jloui78\/status\/825748737930752006\">January 29, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Tfw you have a multi-step problem in Excel and then the Internet helps you figure each step out &gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;&gt;<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Trung (@aditiger28) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aditiger28\/status\/824698829165453312\">January 26, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">i did not go to college for four years TO DO WORK ON EXCEL<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 gabriella (@gab_rosee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gab_rosee\/status\/826870579265421314\">February 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I wonder how long it will be before I have to explain to a teenager why the excel file of phone numbers at work is named Rolodex<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 OP ONER (@scottsworth) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scottsworth\/status\/826858634088845312\">February 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\" data-cards=\"hidden\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">stupid excel formula you thought you were gonna beat me?!?!? <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/5iIQYUEj8Q\">pic.twitter.com\/5iIQYUEj8Q<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Ale (@__aleeeeeee) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__aleeeeeee\/status\/826507993839644673\">January 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">The VBA work I am doing on this Excel form makes me feel deep shame. No comments. Pages of arcane nested IF statements instead of calls.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 mysticjuicer (@mysticjuicer) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mysticjuicer\/status\/826878572409282565\">February 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Disappointed to learn that Excel&#8217;s pivot tables are case insensitive<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Jeff Froustet (@jfroustet) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jfroustet\/status\/826163282641825793\">January 30, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">I messed this damn excel sheet up at work but it&#8217;s okay because I&#8217;m going to fix it because I&#8217;m smart<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maya \u2665 (@MayaaAishaa) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MayaaAishaa\/status\/826567187594932224\">January 31, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">Excel documents will now be in my nightmares tonight. Thank you work.<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Maria Buday (@mbud6) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mbud6\/status\/826894515151716352\">February 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-lang=\"en\">\n<p dir=\"ltr\" lang=\"en\">What do you call that wave of pleasure &amp; relief that washes over you when your pivot table comes out perfectly?<\/p>\n<p>\u2014 tr\u1eddi \u0111\u1ea5t \u01a1i (@linh_ludu) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/linh_ludu\/status\/826817649392906241\">February 1, 2017<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<p>__________________________<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170203a.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" style=\"background-image: none; padding-top: 0px; padding-left: 0px; display: inline; padding-right: 0px; border: 0px;\" title=\"That wave of pleasure when your pivot table works http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" src=\"https:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/02\/twitter20170203a_thumb.png\" alt=\"That wave of pleasure when your pivot table works http:\/\/exceltheatre.com\/blog\/\" width=\"401\" height=\"401\" border=\"0\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<h3>Get Weekly Excel News By Email<\/h3>\n<p>To get Excel news and tips by email, add your name for the Contextures Excel newsletter.<\/p>\n<div class=\"AW-Form-1834975337\"><\/div>\n<p><script type=\"text\/javascript\">(function(d, s, id) {\n\tvar js, fjs = d.getElementsByTagName(s)[0];\n\tif (d.getElementById(id)) return;\n\tjs = d.createElement(s); js.id = id;\n\tjs.src = \"\/\/forms.aweber.com\/form\/37\/1834975337.js\";\n\tfjs.parentNode.insertBefore(js, fjs);\n\t}(document, \"script\", \"aweber-wjs-z22n761cb\"));\n<\/script><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<h3>This Week\u2019s Tweets By<\/h3>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/loveyou_meanitt\/status\/826087056329809920\">love you, mean it<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/bustedjj\/status\/826533624996626432\">Mama J<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/TanyaLMS\/status\/824997829496147968\">Tanya<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/michellewheeler\/status\/826554264944246784\">Michelle Wheeler<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jjcthefirst\/status\/827059254985113600\">John Connolly<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jloui78\/status\/825748737930752006\">Jo McHugh<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/aditiger28\/status\/824698829165453312\">Trung<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/gab_rosee\/status\/826870579265421314\">gabriella<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/scottsworth\/status\/826858634088845312\">OP ONER<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/__aleeeeeee\/status\/826507993839644673\">Ale<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mysticjuicer\/status\/826878572409282565\">mysticjuicer<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jfroustet\/status\/826163282641825793\">Jeff Froustet<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/MayaaAishaa\/status\/826567187594932224\">Maya \u2665<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mbud6\/status\/826894515151716352\">Maria Buday<\/a>, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/linh_ludu\/status\/826817649392906241\">tr\u1eddi \u0111\u1ea5t \u01a1i<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_____________________<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"border-radius: 2px; text-indent: 20px; width: auto; padding: 0px 4px 0px 0px; text-align: center; font: bold 11px\/20px 'Helvetica Neue',Helvetica,sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bd081c  no-repeat scroll 3px 50% \/ 14px 14px; position: absolute; opacity: 1; z-index: 8675309; display: none; cursor: pointer;\">Save<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Does Excel make you feel calm, or does it give you nightmares? 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